Florida cops Taser naked burglar who pooped and masturbated when homeowner pulled a gun

[LtFerret]

Soooo... I'm thinking drugs. You thinking drugs? I'm thinking drugs.

Are you asking if he was on drugs or whether we should take some?

Because my answer to both of those questions is yes.

 

[SirPlindington]

Soooo... I'm thinking drugs. You thinking drugs? I'm thinking drugs.

Are you asking if he was on drugs or whether we should take some?

Because my answer to both of those questions is yes.

Y'know what? I'm not quite sure what I meant at this point, but I heartily concur with your answers.

 

[Jamous]

What. Just what the fuck? I just... What. WHAT?! I can't even deal with this shit. I'm outta here. Ta for posting it though. Needed a laugh pretty badly and that story certainly delivered.

 

[Evil Smurf]

http://anongallery.org/img/1/9/wat-gigantic-duck.jpg

I'm so confused.

 

[DrunkOnEstus]

Oh boy. I lived in Fort Myers for 10 years. My sister was born in the hospital where Poopy McJackerson is having a nice stay. North Fort Myers is...uh...well let's just say that this article didn't shock me all that much when I saw that it took place there. If the bad kind of drugs aren't involved I'd be quite surprised.

 

[Diddy_Mao]

"criminal mischief"

I get the feeling that's the legal term for "you fucked up but there's no criteria in place for the specific nature of your fuck up."

 

[A Shadows Age]

Gregory Matthew Bruni

Poor bastard. For the rest of his life this story is likely to the number one result for anyone googling his name.

I mean... how would you ever live that down?

You ssy that as though you expect he'd actually care. I'm no psychologist, but I'm pretty sure that when you're to the point when you're running around naked on someone's roof only to pounce them when they come out to investigate, run inside, poop by the front door, smash a TV, empty a wet-vac, poop again in the hallway, then masturbate at gunpoint, you're loooooooooong past the point of caring about what others think about where your life is going.

He's either blissfully insane or blissfully drugged up. Not a care in the world.

hmm yes, I kinda felt sorry for him... But I think you might be right, Thanks I feel alot better now.

 

[Waffle_Man]

Captcha: That's different.

I don't think I have better words than that.

 

[Treblaine]

Gregory Matthew Bruni

Poor bastard. For the rest of his life this story is likely to the number one result for anyone googling his name.

I mean... how would you ever live that down?

He should change his name to Greg Brony.

I think with a surname spelled like that, that should spoil any search results.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

*reads*

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*re-reads*

Um. I don't think I have words to describe this. I thought this was going to be a satire thread, but now I have been met with this.

Okay, I know I have a .gif for this somewhere that hasn't been used yet.

Yes. That one. That one works perfectly.

 

[lacktheknack]

So THAT'S where my old co-worker went after he got fired.

What. The. Hell.

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

THE ARISTOCRATS!!!

 

[Furbyz]

*reads*

...

*re-reads*

Um. I don't think I have words to describe this. I thought this was going to be a satire thread, but now I have been met with this.

Okay, I know I have a .gif for this somewhere that hasn't been used yet.

Yes. That one. That one works perfectly.

Your reaction and the others like it are the ones that I love the most. Thought it was satire only to find that it is completely serious.

 

[Willinium]

This week on 'WTFIWWY' Nash's head finally explodes from a Florida story involving everything but hippos and monkeys.

 

[V8 Ninja]

And now Nash is out of a job. I don't think this can ever be topped in the history of stupid things that stupid people have done.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

Your reaction and the others like it are the ones that I love the most. Thought it was satire only to find that it is completely serious.

It hits so many of the hot topics you get on this forum though. Cops? Seen huge arguments about them. Tasers are also often involved in those arguments. Guns? Yep. That's a huge debate. Sex? Well, kind of, in a strange way. I was expecting satire or a long winded post about Escapist Argument Threads. Then it was a real news story and my mind was very boggled. Not exactly every day you read something so ridiculous. After I got over the WTF, I had a good laugh.

 

[Sylveria]

Somebody call Nash, this shit just has to be in the next "What the fuck is wrong with you?" episode.

Oh you know it's coming. And you can tell who doesn't watch that show when they think stuff like this is fake.. we know better. We've seen things that can not be unseen.

 

[Sniperexpert]

Yeah that's pretty crazy and messed up and i'm thinking he was on a mixture of cocaine and bath salts because they both have a stimulant effect from what i've read and cocaine or bath salts by itself would be bad enough but the two mixed together would have a pretty ugly result and make you do crazy things like this Bruni man did in that couple's house atleast that's how i figured it would be like unless florida's heat and humidity got to him more than other florida citizens.

 

[Black Reaper]

And I came here under the assumption the OP was making shit up.

For some reason I feel ive seen that somewhere before...

Im also still asking that question...

It's from a VN called Dies irae Acta est Fabula,i haven't actually played it,but i have the Cg stored in my computer
If you have ever played a VN with magical nazis doing a battle royale,that's probably it