Flu causes zombie-like behavior in teens in 151 patients up to age 17

[zohmbee]

FINALLY. I knew all those years of preparation wouldn't go to waste! I'm gonna go sharpen my machete, barriacade the doors and rig the stairbase to break in case of a perimeter breach.

 

[the_anderspawn]

The health ministry has reported that 151 flu patients up to age 17 demonstrated abnormal behavior between late September and mid-November, including acting violently or uttering gibberish.

Violence and/or speaking gibberish=zombie-like behaviour?

I thought most zombies either a) screamed or b) moaned. Never babbled.

Nice inaccurate title there, twit. The word 'zombie' isn't mentioned even once in the article, just 'abnormal behaviour'.

It appears he just put that word in there because some people would not even read the ativle, and just make a joke about trying to survive.

Precisely.

 

[Dekanah]

Looks like it's zombie hunt'n time

Who wants to be in my L4D group? You gotta be able to somehow spawn unlimited ammo for your pistol

I want to join! *Opens Developers console and enables Sv_cheats then he enables unlimited ammunition* Ok im good to go!

what? life has a dev console!? why didn't anyone tell me!?

 

[thisisyournamenow]

FINALLY. I knew all those years of preparation wouldn't go to waste! I'm gonna go sharpen my machete, barriacade the doors and rig the stairbase to break in case of a perimeter breach.

shit im not ready yet.

 

[iggyus]

I wonder when the special infected will come in...

 

[thisisyournamenow]

"TIME TO DIE CHRIS"

 

[hittite]

Actually, I think the OP is just a fan of Rooster Teeth. If you check my earlier post, you'll see that they made a comic about this exact same subject yesterday.

 

[gamergal126]

Actually guys it is the vaccine that makes them behave that way
"Tamiflu has been banned for use among teenagers out of fear it may cause abnormal behavior"
Tamiflu, T-virus it sounds like a conspiracy to me

 

[the_anderspawn]

Actually guys it is the vaccine that makes them behave that way
"Tamiflu has been banned for use among teenagers out of fear it may cause abnormal behavior"
Tamiflu, T-virus it sounds like a conspiracy to me

Article: Of the 151 patients, it is known that Tamiflu was used in 26 cases, Relenza in 36 and neither of them in 16.

The article seems to contradict you.

 

[Cowabungaa]

The health ministry has reported that 151 flu patients up to age 17 demonstrated abnormal behavior between late September and mid-November, including acting violently or uttering gibberish.

Violence and/or speaking gibberish=zombie-like behaviour?

I thought most zombies either a) screamed or b) moaned. Never babbled.

Nice inaccurate title there, twit. The word 'zombie' isn't mentioned even once in the article, just 'abnormal behaviour'.

That's how it starts! They always underestimate it, and only realise what it truly means when it's too late! You see, they try to keep everyone calm and downplay it by just calling it "abnormal behaviour" and other childish terms like that, but we are above that, we know! Doom is upon us, prepare before it is too late!

Can I be in? *raises pitiful .22 revolver* Hold up. *drives to dads house, LOADS UP, and drives back* Ok, there.

Contents of the gun van are as follows: Two 20 Gauge shotguns one single shot, one pump.
One 12 Gauge double barrel
One Ruger Mini 14
Two Ruger 10/22 carbine rifles
Two .45 Colt Peacemaker Replicas
Two .32 Birdshead revolvers
One .357 Revolver
One .44 MAG Winchester 1894 replica.
One .32 Kel-Tec defense pistol
One Old .22 rifle
One 12 Gauge Goose Gun bolt action 36" barrel. MAY OR MAY NOT fire succesfully.


Approx. 200 rounds of .44, 300 of .32, 100 of .45, 1000 of .22, 50 12 gauge shells and 60 20 gauge shells.

My dad's gun closet is enough for the zombie apocalypse.

We can camp in his basement, where he keeps about 4 months worth of canned food and bottled water.

Is this by any chance your dad:

Actually guys it is the vaccine that makes them behave that way
"Tamiflu has been banned for use among teenagers out of fear it may cause abnormal behavior"
Tamiflu, T-virus it sounds like a conspiracy to me

Tamiflu is not the vaccine, it's the antiviral drug used on some flu patients.

 

[Snork Maiden]

It's a good thing popular culture means almost every teen has a contingency plan for when zombies attack.

 

[kannibus]

They're teenagers, abnormal behaviour is par for the course. Back when I was a kid I used to drop my pants at the most inopportune moments.

 

[Baldry]

Where to hide the pub, a basement, a mall, my house, the gun store, so many choices damn it...Well im still gonna need to get a shotgun.

 

[Outlaw Torn]

Does Umbrella have a secret facility underneath a Mexican pig farm?

 

[the_anderspawn]

Actually, I think the OP is just a fan of Rooster Teeth. If you check my earlier post, you'll see that they made a comic about this exact same subject yesterday.

Whoa! Despite being an avid web comic reader, I have never heard of Rooster Teeth, but thanks for bringing it up.

 

[Poofs]

time for everyone to everyone stock up on gasoline and shotgun shells

 

[Adanos]

BRAINZZZZZ......





Pls.

 

[lazy_bum]

not zombies again *sighs* typically just after i finished cleaning my machete after the last outbreak.