Flu causes zombie-like behavior in teens in 151 patients up to age 17

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

oh shit oh shit oh shit!

 

[KrakFoxx]

!@#$

I must ensure that my father does not see this!!

(His zombie plan is to kneecap me so that I can be his escape goat T_T)

I can feel the love

 

[RabidusUnus]

Where to hide the pub, a basement, a mall, my house, the gun store, so many choices damn it...Well im still gonna
need to get a shotgun.

Hide with me, I've got 5. You can take the double.

 

[The DSM]

Considering most of this forum has read the Zombie survival guide, its going to be up to use to rebuild society, brb getting machete....

 

[dududf]

I don't actually think a Zombie Apocalypse is probably (dawn of the dead type) due to every single person knowing what to do in case of zombie, gloves, mask, aim for head. Too easy if it happens, it'll end up as a fun past time.


Actually, all the Zombie apocalypse will do is get rid of the stupid people who do not know what to do in case of zombie. So it may just be a +.

I think there is essentially more to it than just that. I think if it happened i would know what to do but actually doing it would be a separate thing. I would hesitate and have my brain eaten...

Even then, if you survive the initial wave, you have nothing to worry about, and since information about zombies is a fun past time, if you can actually fire that one bullet (Or smash that head in once) you're probably good enough.

The secret is in dehumanizing them,make them seem so much LESS then human, a vermine that must be destroyed. If you can do that then you're set.

 

[Ben Legend]

Ahh... A zombie holocaust, natures way of making sure only the best of the best survive.

Its about time humans were put through some kind of natural selection process.

*Picks up only weapon near by..... an umbrella*

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Ha! I always thought it was the Rage Virus.

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

Japanese zombies....

Dear God.....

 

[wizzerd229]

Well, looks like it's time to cut off my hand, attatch a chainsaw, change my name and get to work.

awesome

 

[Baldry]

Where to hide the pub, a basement, a mall, my house, the gun store, so many choices damn it...Well im still gonna
need to get a shotgun.

Hide with me, I've got 5. You can take the double.

Cool but we still need atleast two more people

 

[Raregolddragon]

YEA my shirty days working at the Brookshires are almost over.

I will be in shape and in undead blood by the new year!

 

[Danpascooch]

Well, it'll take a while for the virus to escape from Japan. Unless they evolve, OH GOD WHAT IF THEY EVOLVE?

Time to move to Madagascar then.

Pick up the Zombie Survival Guide, it gives better instructions, and it is made for slow moving zombies, but lets face it, the fast variety isn't gonna happen, and if it does, we're all fucked, whether or information is good or not.

If we're talking seriuz szienze here, I think that if we might ever see something remotely like a zombie invasion, it's going to be of the fast variety. A heavily mutated rabies virus or something. Oh shit...

sorry, but 151 violent and gibbering teens

are you sure they ain't your typical poke'mon?

Gotta decapitate them all, Pokezombies!

Now that sounds like some sound szienze!

But seriously, if anyone's mind is baked enough to give them the desire to bite other people, they are probably going to suffer some serious loss of advanced motor functions...like running.

 

[secretshadow90]

Well, thankfully I'm 19 so that means I'm zombie-proof. And now we know the zombie apocalypse will occur in Japan first. Time to whip out the spare Tokyo we have lying around. (You know, why is it always Tokyo? First Godzilla, then the Kamen Riders and Power Rangers, then mechas, and now this. We're on like our 20th Tokyo.)