For fans of The Zombie Survival Guide

[Sneaky Paladin]

Well I'm going to.....DISNEYLAND. Hear me out it's perfect. First who the hell would be at Disneyland during the apoc? No one would. it's got enough food to keep me alive and well and I can just set up a cot on the tracks so the rambling hordes can't get me. I'll pick up some guns on the way to.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Well I'm going to.....DISNEYLAND. Hear me out it's perfect. First who the hell would be at Disneyland during the apoc? No one would. it's got enough food to keep me alive and well and I can just set up a cot on the tracks so the rambling hordes can't get me. I'll pick up some guns on the way to.

What the hell are you going to do once a herd inevitably comes your way?

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

Well I'm going to.....DISNEYLAND. Hear me out it's perfect. First who the hell would be at Disneyland during the apoc? No one would. it's got enough food to keep me alive and well and I can just set up a cot on the tracks so the rambling hordes can't get me. I'll pick up some guns on the way to.

What the hell are you going to do once a herd inevitably comes your way?

Well unless I turn retarded I will have brought friends AND guns. we're covered if we have fire. Yeah I'll add molotov cocktails to the list of things to bring

 

[Cado_Deus]

his book is in the humor section of book stores...it's not to be taken seriously

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Well I'm going to.....DISNEYLAND. Hear me out it's perfect. First who the hell would be at Disneyland during the apoc? No one would. it's got enough food to keep me alive and well and I can just set up a cot on the tracks so the rambling hordes can't get me. I'll pick up some guns on the way to.

What the hell are you going to do once a herd inevitably comes your way?

Well unless I turn retarded I will have brought friends AND guns. we're covered if we have fire. Yeah I'll add molotov cocktails to the list of things to bring

I have a feeling many of you will just run your fat arses up to the Ferris wheel, which, to your horror, will not work due to a lack of electricity.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

his book is in the humor section of book stores...it's not to be taken seriously

Have you read it? The humor dies about three words into the book, and makes a quick shift to the horror gear.

 

[Voltaggia]

There is a virus? Only one way out...

MADAGASCAR!

 

[Triple AD]

Simple grab a Trilby and steal their brains... and when they find out where I live I'll disappear in the night... I'll be on zombie newspapers everywhere.

If that don't work I'll convince them I'm a zombie but because I'm a human I'll be better then them in different ways and become their leader!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*cough* *cough* *cough*

 

[ThePirateMan]

I would quickly get a bag full of food, water, a map, a kitchen knife and then I would run(..or drive..) fast as hell to northern sweden. There are like no people in northern sweden so there shouldn't be that many zombies.. and probably alot of hunters. Shotguns and hunting rifles, yaaay.

 

[Sipo]

GOIN 2 THE MALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[ThePirateMan]

I live in Sweden dude, I'm already safe.

Our bad politicians would make the zombies flee.

Hey!.. wait you've got a point there.. meh..

 

[joe182]

Get the sword from my living room, and the bow, crossbow and machete that are in my garage, then get to tesco(ensuring there are no zombies inside), board up all of the exits and then relax. Maybe play a bit of CoD 4, have a chat with some fellow survivors over XBL...

 

[Pigletdude]

No. Fuck this shit. We have had enough of the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" threads. No fucking more you unoriginal bastards!

Muzzafuckin SECONdED, way too many lately.

 

[j0z]

I would grab my big soviet WW2 sniper rifle, my shotgun, and of course my crowbar. Then get my family, my sorta-girlfriend, my friends and their bf/gf and head to the rocky mountains.
We all have to do our part for the re-establishment of the species, right?

 

[HentMas]

In March and April of this year, there has been an epidemic of Swine Flu spread from Mexico to the U.S., but lets say its Solanum....and they're coming. What will you do the second you read this message or hear from a friend or family that there's mass cannibalism happening or there's hordes of shuffling bodies moving and attacking people? Where will you go?

Me? I'm headin' north where its cold, got all my supplies ready. I'm not nuts but I do get paranoid easy, not sure why.

haha, i had my understanding that it was the other way around!!!

i would go into the nearest "Wal-mart" and get any kind of tool i could use to deffend my self, and my family

 

[acebrainbuster]

i would personly chose one of 2 routes that both have there ups and downs on zombie survival, stay in one location and heavaly fortefiy myself into a bunker or at least a mall with plexiglass doors (no movie refrence intended) or go as a nomad and try to survive moveing from place to place starting with a route to california or D.C ...but like i said bothe have ups and downs

 

[Froobyx]

I live in England, there's no way the zombies could get from America to here.

And even if they did I'd be on one of the many islands of Scotland

 

[The Gardener]

You ever read that chapter in World War Z wherein the survivor girl remembers how everyone ran north? And there were so many people doing so the highways were jammed, the animals were killed, and cannabalism rained before just about everyone died?

Well, that's basically everyone who has posted here.

 

[Cado_Deus]

his book is in the humor section of book stores...it's not to be taken seriously

Have you read it? The humor dies about three words into the book, and makes a quick shift to the horror gear.

Noooooooooo...I merely assumed that's where the book was and I'm just deciding to post in a completely random thread about a book I've never heard of. Yes I've read jeez so wait all horror movies are based off of real events? Wow Jason Voorhees is real cool. Just because a book is in the Humor section doesn't mean it's glaring, shiny in your face humor. There is such a thing a subtle humor or dry humor. If you took Max Brooks seriously then that is pretty sad.