Fortunately/Unfortunately

[slevin8989]

Fortunately all the team is very retarded and he eats them all

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, he is now well on the way to becoming a boomer...

 

[slevin8989]

Fortunately he just became a boomer!!!

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, he hit a small poky thing and blew up.

 

[Ashbax]

fortunatley, Oprah beats the SH^t out of him until he promises to go on a diet. he does, but the stress causes him to start smoking weed. He is now a smoker (In both senses...if you get this joke, well done, you have played left 4 dead at least once for over three minutes.)

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, he is arrested for possession of weed.

 

[slevin8989]

Fortunately Oprah busts him out

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, she tries to have sex with him.

 

[slevin8989]

Fortunately he passes out

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, she rapes him while he's out and gets pregnant with a zombie child.

 

[slevin8989]

fortunately the baby zombie kills oprah

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, the baby is traced back to him, as well as the legal consequences.

 

[slevin8989]

Fortunately he get's all of oprahs money

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, the government rules that he's dead and cannot keep the money.

 

[slevin8989]

Fortunately he sleeps with Hilary clinton and she changes that

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, he also gets herpes.

 

[VoltySquirrel]

Fortunaly, he just found the cure to all STDs.

 

[slevin8989]

Unfortunately he's a zombie and can't inject himself

 

[Neonbob]

Fortunately, a nurse can.

 

[slevin8989]

Unfortunately she raped him