Fortune cookie time!

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Bofus Teefus

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Let's make fortune cookies - good ones. I don't care whether it's funny, ironic, zen, sarcastically zen, an obscure reference, shocking or anything else. I guess there are some places you can order joke fortune cookies from, but I think that we escapists can come up with way better fortunes than they can.

Here's mine-
"A bad dream is a dream nonetheless."

"The cake is a lie!" - sorry, it's stuck in my head right now

"Post not on The Escapist forums without searching for previous topics." - which I did, so if I missed a thread, sorry.

"We're watching your every move."

Anyway, you get the idea.
 

Washboard

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psico666 said:
Cogito said:
"59:6f:75:20:53:61:64:20:47:69:74" -would make me laugh :D
I don't get it. Please dont kill me lol.
Heh, its written in HEX. Find out what it means ;)
http://www.dolcevie.com/js/converter.html
 

Haliwali

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Great idea for a thread.

Don't you wish this were cake?

You should be working on your paper.

The cookie is a lie.

Help me!
 

Grand_Poohbah

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Kinda off topic, but our school had an oriental bar for a week and I got a fortune that said, "Your name will be famous in the future." 3 times in a row.
 

teknoarcanist

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One I actually got:
Bit into the fortune cookie, forgetting to take the paper out. Took the wet half out of my mouth, put them together, fortune cookie read 'You are tasting success'. True story.
 

ioxles

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"I am an dethroned Nigerian Prince and need somewhere to store my millions until I can reclaim them, please write your bank details on the back of this."

it's just a matter of time until this happens...
 

InvisibleMilk

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Ask again later.
AAGH GOD IM BLEEDING!!!
You have discovered the Fortune Cookie of And'raToosah! +5 Agility +20 Frost Resistance
 

Debatra

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"Confucious say: Man who go to bed with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand."