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SilkySkyKitten

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Perfect Dark Zero:
Stupid, yet really fun.

No More Heroes:
An Otaku assassinating assassins.

The Conduit:
More generic than Halo.

Burnout series:
Smashing cars equals fun.

Arkanoid:
A better Super Breakout.

Bubble Bobble:
GET THE UMBRELLA, DAMMIT!!
 

jackanderson

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Saints Row 2
"Worse than fucking cocaine."

Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection Online
"Mother...Fucking...Cheap...Bastard!!"

Tekken 6
"Asuka Kazama is hot."

Modern Warfare 2
"Game of the Year?"
 

Mysterious Stranger

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Fallout 3 - Off with your limbs!
Band Hero - Jesus Christ, Activision, enough.
Modern Warfare 2 - Fix Javelin glitch now.
Star Wars: Rogue Leader - Two Star Destroyers? Awesome.
Metal Gear Solid 2 - Where's Snake? Dammit, Hideo.
Zelda: Wind Waker - Fanboys raged. Still great.
Oblivion - Steal cups? Criminal scum...
Civilization Revolution - Gandhi, stop attacking me.
H.A.W.X. - MISSILE EVADED MISSILE EVADED
Fire Emblem - Someone just died? Retry.
Battlefield 1942 - Best Swedish game ever.
 

Tekyro

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Final Fantasy VII: Spiky haired emo antics.
Metal Gear Solid (applies to all of them really): Thinks it's a movie.
Brutal Legend: Death to the emo.
Pokémon: Gotta catch 'em all.
Team Fortress 2: Dispensin' an erection! ...Dammit, that's three words.

I actually really like all of these games, I just find it fun to do things like this =P
 

j0frenzy

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Guitar Hero World Tour:
Worse than Rock Band.

The World Ends with You:
Fuck the top screen.
 

Ultress

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Persona 3
Shoot yourself to win

Rondo Of Blood
Secrets,women,and whips

Persona 4
Scooby Doo goes to Japan

God Hand
The Hell, what the?
 

Julianking93

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Portal: Knows what it is

Halo (all): too many frat boys

Oblivion: almost nerdier than Wow

Devil May Cry: Excellent but very repetitive

Uncharted: Main character sucks ass

Half Life 2: overhyped but very fun

Assassin's Creed 2: main character's got personality
 

Ph33nix

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Halo Wars
It Kinda works good

MW2
not good as COD4

Mercs 2

Blow shit up. nice

Portal
The Cake is a
 

mrhappyface

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Borderlands: Guns, lots of guns
MGS4: Lots of long cutscen
Assassins Creed: Medeival horse riding simulator
IWBTG: Why did i die!?
 

Gyrefalcon

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j0frenzy said:
Katamari Damacy:
Not big enough yet.
Katamari Daimacy: Roll it all up!

Tetris Worlds: Unlock a new world.

Rock Band: All my friends play.

Bioshock: Atlantis on bad steriods.

Viva Pinata: Candy filled monster fun.

Morrowind: I must have this.

Oblivion: The landscape is nice.

Left4Dead 2: Better than the first.

Knights of the Old Republic: I'm a game widow.

Luigi's Mansion: Suck up them ghosts!

Pac Man: Blind Consumerism Allegory Pie

This is fun.
 

Phoenix Arrow

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Runescape: I have no money.
WoW: Never had a girlfriend.
Devil May Cry 4: Out of my house.
Assassins Creed: Is this really relevant?
Wet: Actually sort of fun.
Portal: PLEASE don't reference it.

minxamo said:
perfect dark zero: shit shit shit shit
May you burn in hell. I played through the co-op with my ex and it was the most fun I've ever had playing a video game. Seriously. Mostly to do with the quality time and the conversations we had while playing, but it all relates together.