Fraudulent pursuit! A corrupted quiz.

[NerfedFalcon]

A: Raise high the drawbridge! Gloucester's troops approach!
[sub]brownie for the reference[/sub]

Q: Who ate my carrier pigeon?

 

[Teoes]

A: General Melchett.

Q: Where's my elephant?!

 

[thesilentman]

A: He's in spaaccccceeeeee!

Q: Where's that steel poker when you need it?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

A: No.

Q: Quentin Tarantino?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: The tropic of Capricorn.

Q: What does a Nazi and a Pirate have in common.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: They stole my moon gems!

Q: Fire only burns if what conditions are met?

 

[Neuromancer]

A: Schrödinger's Cat.

Q: Best Iron Maiden album?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

A: Brutal Legend.

Q: What does 'con los terroristas' even mean?

 

[Teoes]

A: 'Not suitable for vegetarians'.

Q: Why do birds suddenly appear?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: Low respawn times.

Q: Did that make too much sense?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

A: You know nothing, Jon Snow.

Q: Why did Nanoha agree to Kero's contract and become a Puella Magi?

 

[kailus13]

A: If I remember correctly, because of lesbianism.

Q: How is rum made?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Grass clippings from The white house.

Q: How do you stop worrying and love the bomb?

 

[MetaKnight670]

Adopt it as one of your children, and let it live with you. You will then grow to love it.

Why is the Earth round?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

88 MpH

What is the weight of an unladen swallow?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Rather less than five ounces.

Why did I just give an accurate answer?

 

[kailus13]

Because of the last solar eclipse.

How will the world end?

 

[MetaKnight670]

Overload of ponies.

Why am I so alone?

 

[kailus13]

Because of cheese.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck pickles?

 

[Neuromancer]

A: The length of Abe Lincoln's neckbeard.

Q: Why can't pigs fly?