Fraudulent pursuit! A corrupted quiz.

[thesilentman]

A: The monster in my stomach.

Q: Am I a pyromancer?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

A: YOU ARE NOW BALLING OUT OF CONTROL

Q: HOW DO I SKELETON KING?

 

[kailus13]

By "boning" skeleton queen! (YAY PUNS!)

What do pandas eat?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: The 1985 BAFTA for outstanding comedy.

Q: When was the 100 years war?

 

[Neuromancer]

A: The Holy Roman Empire was always a complete mess when it came to stability.

Q: Who killed the Kennedys?

 

[Teoes]

A: Tuesday through to Saturday, two weeks ago. Neuromancer.

Q: What am I having for dinner tonight?


(Ninja'd!)

 

[MetaKnight670]

Ostrich eggs.

Why must Steam always have so many cool things on sale?

 

[kailus13]

It thinks you have too much money.

Is a tomato a fruit?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

A: Let's just say it doesn't belong in a fruit salad.

Q: Why are all the answers making sense recently?

 

[kailus13]

BACON!

What is the difference between a yeti and a sasquatch?

 

[MetaKnight670]

About tree-fiddy.

Have the answers stopped making sense now?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

A: This used to cost a mere 1967. And now, in the heat of the moment, one pound forty.

Q: What is the objective best game of all time?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Sixteen straws.

Q: What is the chilling twist.

 

[kailus13]

The movie end without warning.

Can hamsters dance?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

A: I am a shadow...the true self...

Q: Why did I buy a Camry?

 

[thesilentman]

A: My cat possessed you and made you do it.

Q: Why did my cat do that?...

 

[MetaKnight670]

A: Because reasons.

Q: Why does Forum Games seem to be slow recently?

 

[thesilentman]

A: People are off studying for finals and such.

Q: Why the long face?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

A: 300 Km/h

Q: Why is the rum gone?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

A: Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free!

Q: Arrrrrrre you a pirate?