Fraudulent pursuit! A corrupted quiz.

Dalek Caan · Apr 16, 2013

A: Because George Lucas deemed it so.

Q: Why has my goldfish stopped moving?

NerfedFalcon · Apr 16, 2013

A: Because his mother threw a fridge at him.

Q: Corn?

thesilentman · Apr 16, 2013

A: CORN!

Q: Why corn?

deserteagleeye · Apr 17, 2013

A: Because their A-MAZE-ING! ...wait I fucked up.

Q: What is the sweatiest part of your body?

RaginDrage · Apr 17, 2013

A: All of it.

Q: 2+2=?

MetaKnight670 · Apr 17, 2013

Moose.

Why isn't the plural form of moose, meeses?

kailus13 · Apr 17, 2013

The Illuminati decided so.

What is the Capital city of the Moon?

NerfedFalcon · Apr 17, 2013

A: Wibble.

Q: Where did I steal that from?

Neuromancer · Apr 17, 2013

A: Martin Luther King's famous speech

Q: Juicy?

NerfedFalcon · Apr 17, 2013

A: DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO!!!

Q: *long static burst* baboons?

Teoes · Apr 17, 2013

A: Whistled for.

Q: How many Indiana Jones films are there?

NerfedFalcon · Apr 17, 2013

A: Ninety-seven.

Q: Steve Jobs is a...

Neuromancer · Apr 17, 2013

A: Shaolin Monk

Q: Who are you?

kailus13 · Apr 17, 2013

Batman

What is love?

Teoes · Apr 17, 2013

A: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Q: You were in a 4g inverted dive, with a MiG28?

kailus13 · Apr 17, 2013

That was only a rumour, nothing more!

What is the wingspan of a mosquito?

Neuromancer · Apr 17, 2013

A: The length of Mark Twain's beard.

Q: What are the effects of a nuclear strike?

NerfedFalcon · Apr 17, 2013

A: Happy little rainbows.

Q: What is the canonical name of the main character of Michael Bay's Transformers 7?

kailus13 · Apr 17, 2013

Zuul

What does whale song do?

MetaKnight670 · Apr 18, 2013

Stops the moon from crashing into Clock Town.

What animal makes a "Moo" sound?