Fred Phelps is near death

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jurnag12

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When the old man croaks, I'm going to pour myself a celebratory drink, and enjoy it immensely.

And then I will never think of Fred Phelps again, for that is his most fitting legacy. To be a testament to inane hatred that will be utterly forgotten in the relentless tide of human progress.
 

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Master_of_Oldskool said:
NOOOOO! No, I say! He cannot die yet! I had a plan, goddammit! I was going to wait until the bastards planned to picket near my area, then I was going to go to my friendly neighborhood sex shop and order a glorious, custom-made, neon-colored, glittering, floppy, baseball-bat-sized, anatomically-correct horse dildo, and then I was going to go to their protest, and then, Equus the Just raised to the sky, I would charge their picket line, bowl over the brainwashed children forward guard, run right up to that smug old fuck, and slap him right in the face with a neon horse cock argh why God why are you so cruel.

Ahem.

Yeah, he's a bad person. Can't say I'm happy over the death of another human being, but fucked if I'm going to be torn up either.
I think you may have played just a little too much Saint's Row.
 

Dire Trout

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Fine by me. Here's hoping someone can arrange for a gay pride parade to circle the block during the funeral.
 

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tippy2k2 said:
Losing the head is likely enough to kill this snake (fingers crossed!).
I wouldn't compare this to chopping the head off of a snake, but more like chopping the head off a cockroach. It will carry on for a while and then eventually die, only for two more to take its place.

Groups like this will always exist in our society as long as we continue to recognize their existence. These people feed off of the attention we give them, both negative and positive. The most insulting and painful thing you could do to them is to deny them the attention they crave.
 

TheYellowCellPhone

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It's not going to change much of the WBC. His children, if I remember, are some of the church's most devoted members, and they're never going to hand the torch over to anyone who broke away from whatever that church supported. Again, going on old and probably distorted second hand facts here, but I thought the guy's wife had already been taking over for the WBC for the last few years.
 

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The plot thickens... [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/17/fred-phelps-excommunicated-wbc_n_4981300.html?utm_hp_ref=religion]

The article in that link says that he was excommunicated for wanting a "kinder approach to family", namely Shirley Phelps-Roper who was involved in a power struggle within the church. What that means can be anyone's guess, but it's strange to consider he was cast out for (what sounds like) not being a dick. Considering Freddy-boy and his family have disowned children over them being decent people, it seems like everything is finally coming full circle (at least for him). Read in another article that apparently afterwards he took it extremely hard and most likely have contributed to his overall health condition.

Strange, I actually feel a slight pity for a man that promoted a life of hate from pickets to the brainwashing and abuse of his own children.

And for those planning to picket the funeral of Fred Phelps, they won't be having one because they don't "worship the dead" (I'm not going to bother to pick apart what sounds weird about a religion that claims to not worship dead people).

EDIT: Forgot to mention, but I agree with those who think the church won't change. Shirley is the queen bee and the most vocal member (she usually goes on the news networks). I don't know if this will ever change anything, but one could hope. It may be mostly the direct family in the church, but these Phelps members have "litters", with some being mothers to over 10. Wow.
 

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Holy crap does this thread make humans look like total scum. I don't know who Fred Phelps is, and what _I_ don't care about is what he's 'done'.

Yall might as well be pointing at a man that's on fire and shrugging your shoulders. I am not saying you should burst into tears, but to pretty much take pleasure in someones death is a very cold, evil thing to do. It really means you are probably worse than the person you think you're better than.
 

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michael87cn said:
Holy crap does this thread make humans look like total scum. I don't know who Fred Phelps is, and what _I_ don't care about is what he's 'done'.

Yall might as well be pointing at a man that's on fire and shrugging your shoulders. I am not saying you should burst into tears, but to pretty much take pleasure in someones death is a very cold, evil thing to do. It really means you are probably worse than the person you think you're better than.
Look, it's incredibly hypocritical to want to picket this man's funeral, but what we need to understand is, this is the man who started the WBC. He is the source of an entire group of people who do nothing but spread hate and cause distress to people everywhere.

I'm not saying that you're wrong, but the man isn't exactly undeserving of the kind of responses in this thread.
 

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michael87cn said:
Holy crap does this thread make humans look like total scum. I don't know who Fred Phelps is, and what _I_ don't care about is what he's 'done'.

Yall might as well be pointing at a man that's on fire and shrugging your shoulders. I am not saying you should burst into tears, but to pretty much take pleasure in someones death is a very cold, evil thing to do. It really means you are probably worse than the person you think you're better than.
If that man was on fire, my instinct would be to personally add gasoline and prod him with a spear.

That's not so much a measure of me as it is a measure of the hate that that man has well and truly earned.

I have no empathy for evil and would see it purged from my world with great haste. I am, quite unfortunately, not allowed to.


With specific major exceptions, I don't especially care about humans in general.
I care about humanity as a whole. The ongoing human civilization is a thing worthy of great admiration and celebration.
Most people just...are.
I have no tolerance for those that would willfully spread the cancer of their evils and lies to human civilization.
The extermination of the insidious is a painfully slow process, and every milestone towards that goal is one to be celebrated.
 

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It was my understanding that the WBC only survived financially by trolling people into public retaliation, then suing for compensation. Since Fred Phelps was the only lawyer in the group (no practicing lawyers are willing to represent them anymore), the church will fold almost immediately, and the family will slink back into obscurity (sans those smart enough to get out earlier).
 

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In the UK we have a TV programme called Benefit Street. It is outrage porn for middle class people. A lurid sensation to enable its frothing viewers to feel a smug sense of superiority.

In many ways Phelp's organisation set out to achieve the same result, with his death now achieving the same for his "opponents". Didn't some arsehole once write something about the perils of using the enemies weapons?
 

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Storm Dragon said:
Master_of_Oldskool said:
Conspiracy to commit assault with a horse phallus
I think you may have played just a little too much Saint's Row.
Nah, just too much furry porn my own weird-ass imagination running wild. My friends and I did half-seriously consider this and a bunch of other counter-protest stunts when we heard the WBC would be in our area, but in the end the cowards (the WBC, not my friends) cancelled.
 

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well, good. That means there's one more idiot taken out of the equation. personally, i hope they throw the most oversexualized gay block party on the streets in front of the baptist headquarters.
 

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michael87cn said:
Holy crap does this thread make humans look like total scum. I don't know who Fred Phelps is, and what _I_ don't care about is what he's 'done'.

Yall might as well be pointing at a man that's on fire and shrugging your shoulders. I am not saying you should burst into tears, but to pretty much take pleasure in someones death is a very cold, evil thing to do. It really means you are probably worse than the person you think you're better than.
I suggest youtubing Fred Phelps or WBC and just watch a couple of video's, just absorb the kind of people we are talking about here. Imagine Hitler without the political power, just makes other peoples lives worse ... even when they are mourning their dead.

Imagine a person or group of people laughing or cheering the death of your family member at the funeral
 

J Tyran

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I wonder if those Satanists will carry out another of those "pink masses" on his grave that (they claim) turns the person gay in the after life?
 

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Speaking as a cynical asshole, I'm somewhat glad. I'm not going to have a party or picket his funeral to give him a taste of his own medicine, but I'm in no way going to mourn his passing. However, if I ever do come across his grave, I might leave some poison ivy or something.
 

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Apparently he is dead now...

There are a few posts on my Facebook (not the most reliable source i know) but my news feed is near enough full of "Fred Phelps is dead" posts...