"Frumpy Mom" Says Videogames Made by the Devil

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Razorback0z

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I wouldnt concern myself. She is clearly hurtling towards a Darwin award and with any luck it will be significant enough to end her lineage 2 (see what i did there :D)
 

Burst6

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Well i did have the time to ponder the universe. All i got is that god isn't real and everything is pointless. I bet she doesn't want her son thinking that.
 

JUMBO PALACE

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These types of articles seem to having a resurgence of late. They always make me laugh.
 

irishdelinquent

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All that needs to be said..../facepalm.

....also, hugwooba. I have to agree with Susan, that will be my new favourite word.
 

jboking

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Haha, looking at how worked up she got some posters, I would have to say she is one of the most successful trolls ever.
 

MGlBlaze

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I don't think I can say anything that has not already been stated here, one of the most triumphant examples of the most some people could ever say (and all that a person like this woman desevred, for that matter) is ucciolord1's 'facepalm' Cpt. Piccard image, as well as anyone else who facepalmed. Including me.

*facepalm to the nth power* -_-;

Greg Tito said:
According to a staff writer at The Orange County Register, videogames were created by Satan to turn children into "drooling, glassy-eyed stooges." And it gets worse from there.
Never mind that the average gamer is a man or woman in their 20s-203; a demographic I will be joining on my 20th just days away. Actually a lot of women in their 30s play games, even though they are what we would consider 'casual games', so this is a moot point to begin with.

Greg Tito said:
"After my son plays [videogames] at his friends' houses, he comes home irritable and testy for the rest of the day," she said. "Even though his skin is normally mocha-colored, after a day spent in a darkened room with a controller in his hand, he comes home with a sickly pallor."
This smacks of complete over-exaggeration.
Also, the kid could never possibly be irritable because, say, his lack of contact with games has rendered his ability to control his reaction to them very under-developed. Actually, no, scratch that; he's more likely to be irritable because he needs to return home where things that he perceives as fun are 'the Devil's work' as proclaimed by a stuffy, overly-controlling and ignorant mother.

Greg Tito said:
Fisher goes on complaining that she sees kids playing games everywhere, "On one horrible afternoon that scarred me for life, I even saw a kid walking out of the public library playing a Nintendo DS."
...How out of touch IS she!?
Admittedly a library isn't the place you should be playing a DS, but why was this an event that 'scarred her for life'? Yes, the kid did something they probably shouldn't have been doing, but this is akin to saying that you burned your toast once and it put you off trying to cook any kind of breakfast ever again.

When do kids ever think these days? When do they ever have brains free from electronics long enough to ponder the universe? To think of things that might someday lead them to a cure for cancer?

If Sir Isaac Newton had been playing a DS, I'm sure he never would have noticed the apple falling from the tree, so he never would have formulated the theory of gravity.
All moot points.
1)Computer systems weren't even thought of at the time of Isaac Newton, let alone developed enough to be used as a means of entertainment.
2)They are KIDS and she expects them to 'ponder the universe'?
3)There are gamers who ARE going on to become scientists, doctors, etc. It isn't exactly a mutually exclusive thing.

I would say that 'words fail me' with this woman, but clearly they do not.
Yet another miserable creature that decides to call themselves 'a person' has earned my undying contempt.
 

Kollega

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I hate those religious zealots. All they do is give their religion an irrevocably bad name. Guess Karl Marx was right when he said that religion is an opium for the people.
 

HoodedPunhist

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Yet another mandatory overly christian mom telling people on the internet that videogames are BAD and they come from the SATAN! How do I love these know-it-all persons, telling other people to destroy this horrible phenomenom before it takes over!

It indeed is a good day to be nihilist. Really, I couldn't find this many people to laugh at outside the internet.
 

FoolKiller

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"If Sir Isaac Newton had been playing a DS, I'm sure he never would have noticed the apple falling from the tree, so he never would have formulated the theory of gravity."

Who knows???? Maybe he would be chilling in the garden and sitting under the tree while playing his DS and WHAMMO!!! he ACTUALLY gets hit by a falling apple.
 

SirDerick

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I could rage against her so bad, mostly because a product of Satan could never make millions of dollars in revenue and create thousands of jobs.

"After my son plays them at his friends? houses, he comes home irritable and testy for the rest of the day."
Yes, because there is irrefutable evidence that this is because of the games and not some other factor I am not acknowledging.
 
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I'm gonna throw something wild out here and say: maybe this article is a satire?
I'd rather believe that and keep my faith in humanity. I mean, she did post up a wikipedia link to Satan. That's gotta be humour right?
 

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Razorback0z said:
I wouldnt concern myself. She is clearly hurtling towards a Darwin award and with any luck it will be significant enough to end her lineage 2 (see what i did there :D)
she already had kids, disqualification. (who calls their kid "cheetah boy"?)


anyways, I wrote this for english not too long ago. it makes a pretty good rebuttal.

http://hydroblitz.blogspot.com/2009/10/problem-with-changing-e.html

enjoy.
 

BENZOOKA

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tellmeimaninja said:
Overly-religious extremely conservative people are idiots. End of story.

If video games are made by the devil, then call me satanist and give me something to sacrifice.
I was about to make a similar post, but this just sums it up all too well.