"Frumpy Mom" Says Videogames Made by the Devil

[MasterKirov]

Hail satan!

Hail Satan!

*Goes back to playing Blood Bowl*

 

[Iampringles]

I'm not feeling the whole "bad things are made by the devil" idea. I mean, he punishes the evil people in Hell, so why is he evil?

 

[Lexodus]

I'm going to let Harvey Danger take this one:

"BEEN AROUND THE WORLD AND FOUND THAT ONLY STUPID PEOPLE ARE BREEDING! THE CRETINS CLONING AND FEEDING! AND I DON'T EVEN OWN A TV!"




...Thank you, Harvey.

 

[Lexodus]

I think Satan is a pretty cool guy. Eh invented video games and DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING.

NO, no no. You're doing it wrong. It's "I think EVIL is a pretty cool guy. Eh invents video gaems and DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING."

 

[DP155ToneZone]

6 6 6 The number of the Beast!

Iron Maiden loved them some satan,

I personally like being in the same boat as Iron Maiden.

 

[Ekonk]

I think Satan is a pretty cool guy. Eh invented video games and DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING.

NO, no no. You're doing it wrong. It's "I think EVIL is a pretty cool guy. Eh invents video gaems and DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING."

Thank you for correcting me.

 

[Gaderael]

Allow me to demonstrate further why this lady is completely off her rocker, and sounds like every over dramatic mother from any other era.

"Frumpy Mom" Says Rock Music Made by the Devil

According to a staff writer at The Orange County Register, Rock Music was created by Satan to turn children into "drooling, glassy-eyed stooges." And it gets worse from there.

Marla Jo Fisher refers to herself as a "Frumpy Middle-Aged Mom" on The Mom Blog. Her post from December 27th was called Jean Teasdale [http://themomblog.freedomblogging.com/2009/12/27/video-games-were-invented-by-the-devil/42149/], her anti-Rock Music message is all too real.

"After my son listens [to Rock Music] at his friends' houses, he comes home irritable and testy for the rest of the day," she said. "Even though his skin is normally mocha-colored, after a day spent in a darkened room with Rock Music, he comes home with a sickly pallor."

Fisher goes on complaining that she sees kids listening to Rock Music everywhere, "On one horrible afternoon that scarred me for life, I even saw a kid walking out of the public library listening to a portable music player."

From there, she extrapolates that kids are dumb and starts rewriting history:

When do kids ever think these days? When do they ever have brains free from Rock Music long enough to ponder the universe? To think of things that might someday lead them to a cure for cancer?

If Sir Isaac Newton had been listening to Rock Music, I'm sure he never would have noticed the apple falling from the tree, so he never would have formulated the theory of gravity.

I'm going to refrain from commenting further on this article. I leave that to you, faithful denizens.

Source: Orange County Register [http://themomblog.freedomblogging.com/2009/12/27/video-games-were-invented-by-the-devil/42149/]

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[Lexodus]

I think Satan is a pretty cool guy. Eh invented video games and DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING.

NO, no no. You're doing it wrong. It's "I think EVIL is a pretty cool guy. Eh invents video gaems and DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING."

Thank you for correcting me.

*sings á la Barbershop Quartet (after all, they're also Satanic)* You're welcome!

 

[Lexodus]

6 6 6 The number of the Beast!

Iron Maiden loved them some satan,

I personally like being in the same boat as Iron Maiden.

Oh, no. Most of them are committed Christians, and that song is a lot less cool when you know that it's basically just about a dream he had.

 

[knight56]

No no no! People! You're doing it wrong! We make video games an established part of Satanisim and break out the 1st Amendment when someone tries to mess with us!

 

[Twilight_guy]

Well, that was depressing. Such blind rage only revels a deep seated insecurity or fear though. Come, let us punish her with the ultimate shame: making her play a game. *Maniacal laughter*

 

[Eliam_Dar]

this made me remember the multiverse episode from family guy...and how would the world be without christianity

 

[ninjapenguin981]

I contradict her with the show "The Big Bang Theory"

They play games and do physics!

Yes but physics contradicts god and is therefore satanic too

 

[Fists]

I love echo chambers! So long as they agree with me.

PS, incase anyone should be reading the 11th page of responses.
"pondering the universe" is called existentialism, it leads to apathy and/or depression. It is bad for kids, unless they have anxiety disorders, it can help those. Reading L'etranger helped me be more confident giving speeches.

Hmm? a tangent you say?

 

[Snidenightshade]

She's insane i reckon if i am wrong i don't care.

 

[Azure Mirage]

just out of curiosity, who thinks video games are more influential than tv?
cuz If she wants her kid to stop playing video games he'll just turn to MTV
and trust me, we got enough lesbian, bi sexual, pornstar, fake guidos, fake reality,
and competitions involving giving blowjobs to bananas to make her change her mind.
( Advocates the burning of MTV studios...or a time machine to save wha was left of it)

 

[Spoool]

Well, that was depressing. Such blind rage only revels a deep seated insecurity or fear though. Come, let us punish her with the ultimate shame: making her play a game. *Maniacal laughter*

She at least deserves God of War as the lightest title she gets.

 

[Socius]

Facepalm.

-_-
*Facepalm*

indeed.

Extremly indeed!
Not only is she Ignorant but she is also Stupid to the bone!
Sir Isaac Newton never got hit in the head by a damn apple, he saw a commet circle around the sun! And as the stereotypical "stupid" gamer all I say is that if you think games come from the devil, maybe you should visit a mental institution just in case!

the devil isn't a part of the Gaming industry.
"Solo Deo gloria"
only god shall have the glory.

 

[AnarchistAbe]

I bet that this is another Dante's Inferno marketing stunt, lol.