Fuck you, diet.

[Tharwen]

There's a good reason that companies distinguish diet products from stuff that tastes good.

 

[ScarlettRage]

dear coke zero and diet coke and fresca
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SCHOOLS POP MACHINES!!!
love emmy

 

[Layz92]

This reminded me of a comic strangely, it might have been a BC one. "Hey want to try some of my new low fat whiskey?" "low fat whiskey? how does that work?" "simple, have one shot and you're too drunk to have have a second"

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

I don't know about you but I am underweight...
So I never buy diet anything.

All of us hate you... repeatedly...

Allow me to qualify that hatred. There are a few categories of us non-skinny people out there. You have your chubbies, fatties, salad-dodgers, dreadnaughts, and those guys who carry their weight well, but they have been hovering 10 pounds over their desired weight for a while.

We have found that gaining weight is infinitely easier than losing weight, and that any indiscretion leads us to immediate inflation.

We lament those whose greatest struggle in life is their high-metabolism. We apologize, of course, if your underweight status is the result of being impoverished, however, being able to log onto the internet would indicate otherwise.

OP

I love me some diet coke.

I love you diet coke! May you live on forever and ever!

^^

 

[rokkolpo]

i burn fat faster then i can make it.

so no diet shit for me.
3 times a day a good meal.

 

[Falseprophet]

I remember learning in 1st year Psych that "diet" stuff--isn't. They trick your body into thinking you're getting calories that you're not, so they just make you hungrier and more likely to binge later. There are better (and tastier) ways to eat healthy.

 

[Soxafloppin]

I exercise allot, so i can eat what i want. So i dont realy go for the diet option.

 

[DuplicateValue]

I don't usually eat diet stuff.
Though diet Pepsi tastes way better than regular Pepsi.

.

"Dear diet Pepsi,

ILY <3

Your's til the end,
Mise. =]"

 

[Tiny116]

Damn you diet anything but coke.

You taste like piss, and don't work even if I do want to lose weight.

And you're full of Aspartame.

Up yours!

This INCLUDING DIET COKE! whats the point in replacing sugar with sweetners when sweetners ARE MADE FROM SUGAR!

 

[El Poncho]

Damn you diet drinks making my reactions worse just because my mum thinks she will get fat drinking, if you get fat from drinking then maybe you're drinking a bit too much!

 

[Adam]

Dear Diet Milkshake
Fuck you

Love FUCK YOU

 

[literallyanythingelse]

Can someone explain to me the difference between Diet Coke and Coke Zero, as the only one I can find is that the latter tastes more of water.
As far as I can tell from reading the labels they're identical!

Anyway: I'm underweight and a vegetarian, I don't eat diet products, generally. However, one complaint I do know: they never fill you up or give you enough energy.

I think Diet Coke has more of that dangerous stuff in it, while Zero has little to none.
Thus lacking in taste, but way better for your health

But regular coke is still the best
[sub]Mainly because it used to have Coca leafs in it...[/sub]

I think that Coke is the only company legally allowed to import coca leaves because they've been doing it so long. They extract the cocaine though so none of it ends up in your delicious caffeine-filled beverage. You do have to wonder what they do with all the left over columbian marching powder though...

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Rayansaki]

Dunno wtf you are all talking about, Coke Zero tastes a lot better than Regular/Diet Coke. In fact, I'm so used to Coke Zero since it's launch that regular coke feels oozy in my mouth, like if it had added water and sugar to taste less like Kola and more like liquid sugar.

Also, some diet products taste better in my opinion (Notice "some", not many). One example is mayonnaise which usually is WAY too sweet for my taste in regular products.

Edit: Btw my weight is in average range, I used to be slightly overweight before Coke Zero was launched in my country and now I'm in average range. I love you Coke Zero!

 

[purplepixie]

Dear Diet Water,

What...The...Fuck?

Doesn't water have zero calories as it is?

How can you have a DIET version of WATER?

Why do you even EXIST?

Love,
-Me

THIS. How is that possible, seriously?! Unless they've been pumping sugar and fat into water for years to make it possible to need a diet version *puts on tinfoil hat*

 

[similar.squirrel]

Aspartame paranoia. Damn all diet products, but damn our insatiable appetite for sugar also.

 

[ljd184]

Damn you diet coke and you coke zero you don't taste the same you taste like normal coke but water down and why do you need coke zero it just diet coke

 

[SpcyhknBC]

Some fun facts about aspartame:

Aspartame is an amino acid, which has been chemically modified

Aspartame spontaneously breaks down at about 85, 90 degrees Farenheit, one product is menthanol, which blinds you.

Aspartame has been linked to headaches, nasaeu, high blood pressure and DEATH.

Aspartame is a seratonin inhibitor, seratonin is the chemical in your body that tells you your full. Aspartame makes you more hungry.

Don't believe me go to http://dorway.com/

Dear Diet products,

You're poison. How did you get FDA approval?