Fun ways to answer the phone

[ReservoirAngel]

I answer it in a really camp American accent, which prompts them to ask "is this Angel?" So then I just reply with "sweetie, I can be whoever you want me to be."

another one is just to act like I'm in the middle of sex while I answer the phone, and even throughout the conversation. This is easier if I have my boyfriend there to make appropriate accompanying noises in the background.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU PEOPLE TO NEVER CALL ME!

OH...I'm sorry,I thought you were my grandma.


Cookie for who gets the reference.

Cow and Chicken?

 

[GeorgW]

Once I made my voicemail just: 'Hello' and the funny part is that people just says 'hello' and start babbling untill they notice that 'I' haven't said anything.
I remember one of my friends didn't hang up the phone so he just babbled with his friends and saying like: 'Huh, he hung up. Maybe his battery ran out or something.. etc etc'. Although my wasn't very fond of that little joke.

I've fallen for a similar thing, except my friend said he couldn't hear on his voicemail and had me screaming before I heard the telltale beep. It was fun.

This is by far my favourite way to answer the phone
"Buddy the Elf, what's your favourite colour?"
It's even funnier when you get someone who plays along and tells you their favourite colour and even better, why.

Welcome to the Escapist, stay out of the basement!

"Ahoy-hoy!"
That's the REAL way to do it!

 

[Andalusa]

I answer the house phone with this: "Hello, Ripon City Morgue. You kill 'em, we chill 'em."
And my mobile with: "Heyo."

 

[Jezzascmezza]

"I... Drink... Your... MILKSHAKE!!"
*Slurping sounds*
"I DRINK IT UP!!!"

 

[Coraxian]

Crematorium "the little flame", always full of human warmth. How can I help you?

 

[TerribleAssassin]

"Hi, you've reached Madonna's agent, if you would like to be touched for the first time press 1!"

*indian accent* "Hello, I am Dave from Sky TV, what is your tele's problem?"

Or just simply

"You've reached the Super Best Freinds club, to reach Mohammed, please hold."

That's how you annoy freinds.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

"I told you never to call here again! If my boyfriend finds out about us then...oh, it's you. Hi there."

Note: replace boyfriend with girlfriend according to preference and relationship status
Note 2: only works if -
a)Your significant other is the one calling
b)Your significant other is in the room with you and you answer the phone in a hushed tone

 

[FalloutJack]

Answer as "Bob" from Microsoft tech support. YOU KNOW who I'm talking about.

 

[Funnyfeller11]

The Best line to use to answer the phone:

" Hello Joe's abortion clinic....no fetus can beat us"

 

[commiedic]

I don't really care to go through all of these to see if this one was posted yet, but it is damn funny and deserves a repost if it had.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkdoogjic4I&feature=related

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

I pretty much just answer "Yo!" or "yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessss?"

But when I go to my friend's apartment and call him to let me in, I say "CARRIER HAS ARRIVED!"

 

[Mick Birty]

Yes it was used by Bart simpson

 

[LinkMcCloud]

@riottrio
"Hello, we have your children hostage"

Apa!

 

[Rin Little]

"Stupid squishy human larva with pointy hair! POINTY!!!!"

I did that to this chick who kept bothering my friend even after he specifically told her to leave him alone and that he wasn't interested. She called his phone, I snatched the phone, screamed that into the receiver, then hung up. She never called him again.

 

[Safaia]

 

[hotsauceman]

One time when my friend picked up the phone o put the phone to to the speaker and rick rolled him.