Fun With George Lucas! What OTHER movies should Lucas edit!

[emeraldrafael]

Indiana Jones and the temple of the Crystal Skull:

The skull turns out to be made of regular diamond, and the woman signals men who blast through the temple, showing huge pillars of diamonds to match the room that was previously there. Indy fights, they run, trennch opens up and shows lava, commies fall in, indy says it belongs in a museum at some point, then goes back and tells the kid to get used to his hair getting dirty and not be a ponce.

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sorry, thats onestly what I day dreamed would happen around the time the end of IJ:aTotCS started to end.

 

[Sam Doctorman]

wizard of oz is now a sci fi epic

 

[Evidencebased]

Maybe George Lucas could just add "NOOOOOO"s to a lot more scenes in the movies?

-- Luke finds dead uncle/aunt, Luke and Obiwan yell: "NOOOOOOOOO!"

-- Obiwan dies, everyone yells: "NOOOOOOOOO!"

-- Yoda dies, Luke yells: "NOOOOOOOOO!"

-- That fat X-wing pilot dies, all other pilots yell: "NOOOOOOOOO!"

-- Han Solo gets dunked in carbonite, Leia yells: "NOOOOOOOOO!"

-- Everyone who falls into sarlacc pit yells: "NOOOOOOOOO!"

-- After every single line in Darth's 'I'm your father' speech Luke yells: "NOOOOOOOOO!"

Go big or go home, Lucas! Sure, ~5% of the fans kind of hate you now, but let's make it 100%!

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

In Nolan's Batman movies, Wayne Industries' credit division is shown to keep continuity with Batman and Robin.

 

[baconbaby299]

In Borat where he kidnaps Pamela Anderson there is a shootout culminating where the fat bloke jumps in front of a bullet for Borat and they have a really bad speech about friendship just before he goes "Ugggh" and dies. Then Borat goes "NOOOOOOOO" and takes out all the security guards.

In Napoleon Dynamite just at the end at the dance scene everyone starts to fight because fights are manly and the film hadn't been manly enough up until that point.

I can't think of anything from Team America, mostly because he probably thought the film was completely un-ironic.

 

[blipblop]

Turn all the Japanese references in Akira into American references, because that was confusing.

You mean something like this

 

[Jinjiro]

You know I think that if Lucas is going to make Darth Vader say 'NOOOOOOOO' at the climax of Episode VI, he should compensate by replacing the 'NOOOOOOOOO' in Episode III with a Wilhelm Scream.

 

[Delsana]

You guys bicker too much.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Apparently, the Harry Potter movies were going to set in the US, until Rowling stepped in and stopped them.

I want a set of US Harry Potter movies, directed by Lucas. Fucken awesome.

 

[twistedmic]

Half-Baked, the guys never smoke that first joint, don't become potheads, live in a slightly better apartment since they don't spend excess money on weed, pipes, bongs and munchies. Everyone has better jobs and the movie is now thirty-minutes long.

Raiders of the Lost Ark- The famous shooting scene is replaced with a long, drawn out whip and sword fight (like what was originally planed) with Indy jumping, spinning and twirling around like a gymnast on speed.
The monkey doesn't die and becomes Indy's faithful sidekick. And a scene is added with Marion in a metal slave-girl bikini.

 

[twistedmic]

Turn all the Japanese references in Akira into American references, because that was confusing.

You mean something like this

They'd probably change the names to something less Japanese. So Kaneda will become Kenny, Tetsuo will be Teddy/Theodore and Akira will probably become Alan or Eric. Other than that, the video is scary because I can almost see that happening in an Akira remake, especially since some dumb-ass would want to tone it done and turn it into a kids movie.

 

[Ragsnstitches]

Blood Diamond: DiCaprio Dies... and then fades away.

Also the character appears at the end as a glowing apparition but replaced by a some younger actor for no apparrent reason.

 

[Vengeful Nature]

This sounds like fun!

Apocalypse Now - Colonel Kurtz, a wise-cracking, unambiguous mentor figure, is successfully rescued from Cambodia, where he was being held by evil robots bent on changing America's fiscal policy. All cigarettes, opium pipes and other drug paraphanalia are replaced by candy.

Jaws - the shark is replaced by a hilariously oversized rubber duck. All the blood is edited out.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid - Butch and Sundance managed to avoid getting shot hundreds of times, escaping into the Bolivian wilderness to lead a popular uprising, thereby making the film a prequel explaining why Bolivia is the free and peaceful paradise it is today.

The Abyss - the aliens rise up from underneath the sea, stopping a war between Russia and the US and heralding a new era of world peace. ... what?

 

[Casual Shinji]

Kiki's Delivery Service - Jiji can talk again at the end.

...Oh wait, they actually did that in the dubbed version didn't they. *sigh*

 

[mesoforte]

More butthurt fans crying out because they think he ruined their movie.
His movie, his changes. Cry some more.

I like how people are raging about how he ruined the entire series by changing a total of seven seconds of audio. Fuck forbid that somehow changes the rest of the two hours of movies.....

As for those that don't like the prequel trilogy...don't buy it? Is it really that hard to do?

You could argue that narrative is a culmuative experience and taking out or adding something can defeat the point of what that experience was bulding to. It doesn't matter to me personally, but it would be a simple argument to make.

 

[Apollo45]

Avatar: The Colonel is actually Sully's father. And the blue people attack the humans first, killing a good number of civilians and making the destruction of the tree justified. Later, prequels will be made detailing how the colonel started out as a nice guy, but was tricked by the CEO of the mining company in to joining with them to save his dying wife. His wife dies anyway, after her disease is cured, just because she doesn't want to see him go off to Pandora.

Alien: The xenomorphs were actually just trying to survive on a planet without food, and if, after the face-sucker had attached itself, the humans had just stayed on the planet the larvae would have emerged safely through the mouth instead of bursting out of the stomach.

Star Trek (2009): Spock actually decided to let the supernova take out the Romulan world instead of using the red matter to stop it. Additionally, Chief Engineer Olson (the redshirt that dies during the jump) survives and becomes a major character in the following movies. He continues to wear a red shirt throughout the series.

The Last Airbender: Um... I'm actually not sure how he could make this one worse... His changes would probably push it over the edge from really bad in to so-bad-it's-funny.