Funniest Left 4 Dead Stories

[Ansem-The-Wise]

One time, me and my friend were taking turns playing through the campaign mode. He was trying to find a Witch to get the Burn The Witch achievement. When he found the Witch, Zoey somehow startled the Witch. When my friend shot the Witch, she ran out the window, down the fire escape, down an alley, climbed a fence, then ran in circles in the middle of a clearing before climbing the fence, back up the fire escape and then back into the room where she was in the first place. He eventually killed the Witch, but the whole thing was hilarious.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Setting off the car alarm and fucking sprinting down the subway. They were insulting me, so, I thought I'd block the door.

Edit -- They started it!

 

[IAmZolo]

I remember once me and my friend were messin with a witch, she eventually got pissed and charged at us, we ran upstairs and she totally forgot where we were so she started screaming and running around looking for us, i eventually jumped down and shot her in the face, but it was so funny because she saw us go upstairs.

 

[Kyuumi]

My friend was about to get the Cr0wnd achievement, I already had it and he killed me in the game before. So I set the ***** on fire before he shot her, I have never heard someone scream so much.

 

[Avatar Roku]

My friend was about to get the Cr0wnd achievement, I already had it and he killed me in the game before. So I set the ***** on fire before he shot her, I have never heard someone scream so much.

How do you get that achievement?

My friend and I were playing splitscreen and online, opposite sides during versus. I was just paying attention to my scree, but my friend at one point just said "hey, turn around". So I did, and I saw these two hunters (one of them him) just pouncing straight up in the air. It was funny.

 

[Kyuumi]

My friend was about to get the Cr0wnd achievement, I already had it and he killed me in the game before. So I set the ***** on fire before he shot her, I have never heard someone scream so much.

How do you get that achievement?

My friend and I were playing splitscreen and online, opposite sides during versus. I was just paying attention to my scree, but my friend at one point just said "hey, turn around". So I did, and I saw these two hunters (one of them him) just pouncing straight up in the air. It was funny.

Get either shotgun and you have to 1-shot the witch, which is done by walking up to her, when she looks at you get as close as possible and shoot her straight in the face, hopefully, she will die in one shot.
It may take a few tries.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Get either shotgun and you have to 1-shot the witch, which is done by walking up to her, when she looks at you get as close as possible and shoot her straight in the face, hopefully, she will die in one shot.
It may take a few tries.

Yeah, I tried that once with the auto-shottie, didn't work. I guess I'll just try again. Thanks.

 

[lazypenguin]

8 Person LAN at my mate's place. The Survivor team come up by a farmhouse. I'm inside that farmhouse in a top room with a tiny window behind a fence, I shoot my tongue out.. Through the small window, over the fence, grab a human and start choking them on the fence, unable to drag them up to me. The guy I smoked is shouting "WHERE THE HELL" and the team is unable to find me, (let alone kill me!) before the rest of them are taken apart by Hunters and the little shitty zombies summoned by Boomers. My team was in hysterics and I was dancing while my friend and his team were so angry.

 

[ThaBenMan]

I was playing split-screen co-op with my friend, Blood Harvest I think. He saw the Witch and he convinced me that it would be fun to take her on intentionally. He had a propane tank, so he ran up and threw it down next to her, and just as he was going to shoot it, she just leaps into the air over his head. He just yelled "HOLY SHIT!"

 

[The_Prophet]

when I went to (I think it's 28th) 28th floor of the hospital and walked a bit I saw a zombie running towards me, turning left and jumping off the building

 

[Lunar Shadow]

My friend screaming "YOUR NIPPLES ARE MINE!" as he pounced on me as a HUnter in versus. God I love alltalk servers

 

[wordsmith]

hmm, horribly similar to one of mine
Playing with 3 mates on Mercy, going towards the first safehouse. Cruzer's gone to get something from downstairs, so he puts his character Zoe in spectator.
"The_Wordsmith: Hey guys
Bubs26: wha?
JDawg: Yeah?
The_Wordsmith: Does anyone here like running?
Bubs26: What, like exercise?
JDawg: Words- Yeah, i do
The_Wordsmith: Me too... RUN!
*slams pistol down on the back of the car, setting alarm off*
JDawg: DUde! What the fuck!?!
Bubs26: idiot...
*The_wordsmith makes it to the subway alive, punching 2 zombies out of the way on the way through, but letting them gather at the bottom of the staircase*
Bubs26 dies
Bubs26 *dead*: Wordsmith, you bastard...
The_Wordsmith: What?!? I warned you before I did it!
JDawg: He's fucking killed us...
The_Wordsmith: Huh? It's all your fault. You said you wanted to go running :S
Cruzer took control of Zoe
JDawg Dies
Cruzer: Back. Wat I miss?"

Also, playing Vs Mercy later on with the same group, 2v2. Bubs26 and JDawg are playing survivors, myself and Cruzer are infected. I was the sole survivor of the previous round, meaning all I had to do was make sure no-one got home.

Bubs is on half health, JDawg is in a bad way and is on low health (striped). Neither have medicine kits or pills. I'm a smoker, Cruzer is a Boomer. The survivors are almost finished the stage going into the pawn shop.

Bubs shoots at Cruzer, killing him without getting splashed, but also setting off the car alarm. They run towards the safehouse, JDawg first with Bubs behind him. I hid around the corner and just as Bubs went to get in the safehouse, I grabbed him with my tongue and dragged him off down the corridor. JDawg come back out of the safehouse and goes to take a shot at me... Just as the Horde from the car alarm arrive. They knock him down and kill him before moving on to Bubs, who is still being held by myself. We won the round, but JDawg was on 99% completion so it was close

*The names have been changed to protect the innocent*

EDIT: Oh, the other bit about that match- Bubs playing as a Hunter in the initial round. I opened the skylight roof and he pounced. Missing me, he went sailing clean over the side of the edge of the building. We were laughing so hard we didn't see the boomer around the corner...

 

[ultra920]

I usually wind up playing 3 player, everyone a person except Francis. The Francis AI becomes a badass, jumping out of random windows, killing everything and saving everyone.

Or maybe me and my friends suck.

 

[Kyuumi]

Another funny part was how I got the Jump Shot achievement, my friend was being chased by a Tank and a Hunter was about to jump on him and I shot it in the head when it was in mid-air.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

It was the level when you start from the church tower right... and my friend and I were on our second go through, he wanted to run as fast as he could through before I finished sniping all the zombies below, and what do we hear? A fucking tank, already! But what happens next? No the tank doesn't chase Daniel, no he climbs up into the church tower with me, I try to close the safehouse door, but It won't close so the tank just walks in and trashes me. Needless to say everyone was laughing but me.

 

[The_Prophet]

hmm, horribly similar to one of mine
Playing with 3 mates on Mercy, going towards the first safehouse. Cruzer's gone to get something from downstairs, so he puts his character Zoe in spectator.
"The_Wordsmith: Hey guys
Bubs26: wha?
JDawg: Yeah?
The_Wordsmith: Does anyone here like running?
Bubs26: What, like exercise?
JDawg: Words- Yeah, i do
The_Wordsmith: Me too... RUN!
*slams pistol down on the back of the car, setting alarm off*

Hahahahaha

 

[nathan-dts]

My friend was about to get the Cr0wnd achievement, I already had it and he killed me in the game before. So I set the ***** on fire before he shot her, I have never heard someone scream so much.

How do you get that achievement?

My friend and I were playing splitscreen and online, opposite sides during versus. I was just paying attention to my scree, but my friend at one point just said "hey, turn around". So I did, and I saw these two hunters (one of them him) just pouncing straight up in the air. It was funny.

[/B]You kill a Witch with one headshot to the head with a shotgun.

Anyway, one time, I was playing online. All my teammates were dead on No Mercy 3. So I was going down to the reactor room saw they respawned their. I went in the hallway before the stairway, and I had one health exactly, and a Hunter was in front of me as I went into the hallway. Well, I screamed so hard as I shot the Hunter about 10 times, and I than got my guys out.

lulz.