Funniest Line In A Game?
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Love Francis, best ever. Apart from Pills man! Yes that is his true name.
For me? This is the best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOKt1z1TkvU
System Shock 2, because of the build-up.
(Paraphrase) SHODAN: Join me, and we can rule together.
(Dramatic close up of you, with zooming in wooshing sound.)
You: Nah.
(Paraphrase) SHODAN: Join me, and we can rule together.
(Dramatic close up of you, with zooming in wooshing sound.)
You: Nah.
This whole interchange:
Dr. Hawkins: Kurt? Kurt? Can you hear me my boy?
Max: Doctor, we're not getting through to him.
Dr. Hawkins: Oh, nonsense. He's always been quite reasonable. Something is just blocking the signal. It's that ship!
Max: Hmm. We could destroy their power supply so they stop jamming us.
Dr. Hawkins: No, no, no, I've got a better plan. You should destroy their power supply so they stop jamming us.
Max: Grrr.
Dr. Hawkins: Heel. Good Doggie! Now, go straddle a torpedo while I figure out how to aim. I love surplus!
MDK 2, still one of BioWare's best games.
And of course Portal. Where to even begin, so many of the good one's have been mentioned but lines where GLaDOS constantly marginalizes devastating consequences are particularly good.
"The Aperture Science Center promises to always offer safe testing environments. In dangerous testing environments, the Aperture Science Center promises to offer helpful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."
"While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High-Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities, such as vaporization. Please be careful."
But I think one of my all time favorites is the big 'reason you suck' rant she gives Chell at the end:
"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."
You could made a thread like this solely based around that game.
Dr. Hawkins: Kurt? Kurt? Can you hear me my boy?
Max: Doctor, we're not getting through to him.
Dr. Hawkins: Oh, nonsense. He's always been quite reasonable. Something is just blocking the signal. It's that ship!
Max: Hmm. We could destroy their power supply so they stop jamming us.
Dr. Hawkins: No, no, no, I've got a better plan. You should destroy their power supply so they stop jamming us.
Max: Grrr.
Dr. Hawkins: Heel. Good Doggie! Now, go straddle a torpedo while I figure out how to aim. I love surplus!
MDK 2, still one of BioWare's best games.
And of course Portal. Where to even begin, so many of the good one's have been mentioned but lines where GLaDOS constantly marginalizes devastating consequences are particularly good.
"The Aperture Science Center promises to always offer safe testing environments. In dangerous testing environments, the Aperture Science Center promises to offer helpful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."
"While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High-Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities, such as vaporization. Please be careful."
But I think one of my all time favorites is the big 'reason you suck' rant she gives Chell at the end:
"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."
You could made a thread like this solely based around that game.
From TimeSplitters FP:
Crow: Ta ta! I'm off to live forever! Hahahaha!
Cortez: Uhh...uh. AW, DAMMMMNNNNNIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!
Somehow, Cortez's scream is so loud the yell goes through time and space so that Harry Tipper hears it a century earlier (while in bed with Kitten).
Tipper: Spaceman! *turns to Kitten* Ohh? Oh yeah. Hehehe...
I swear, that was the funniest line I've ever heard in a video game EVER. Oh, and this line was funny too:
Jo-Beth: *turns around to Cortez, who pulled her from a window, then proceeds to kick him in the balls and take a picture of him* Huh? Hey, you're no zombie!
Cortez: (high-pitched) Yeah! *Clears throat* Uhh, yeah. I'm aware of that...
Crow: Ta ta! I'm off to live forever! Hahahaha!
Cortez: Uhh...uh. AW, DAMMMMNNNNNIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!
Somehow, Cortez's scream is so loud the yell goes through time and space so that Harry Tipper hears it a century earlier (while in bed with Kitten).
Tipper: Spaceman! *turns to Kitten* Ohh? Oh yeah. Hehehe...
I swear, that was the funniest line I've ever heard in a video game EVER. Oh, and this line was funny too:
Jo-Beth: *turns around to Cortez, who pulled her from a window, then proceeds to kick him in the balls and take a picture of him* Huh? Hey, you're no zombie!
Cortez: (high-pitched) Yeah! *Clears throat* Uhh, yeah. I'm aware of that...
Magnus Armstrong in No One Lives Forever "Enough of this jabbering! Get out of my way, your hideous mass is blocking the bulkhead!"
Some real gems from that game, also from Mass Effect and ME2, such as these...
Some real gems from that game, also from Mass Effect and ME2, such as these...
Discworld games...nothing can beat those...
Adventure Games in general are quite funny...
"Who do you think you're poking? I'm a great wizard, I am! I'll turn you into a mindless ugly toad (second passes) gosh! it worked!"
"Yes, a mysterious shape, a sinister shape, a shape forted with, with, shapeness. it must be a plot element, otherwise there would be a better label"
"What's a "Bunsen" anyway? And why would you want to burn one?"
Death: I'm about to have a chunder in a minute.
Rincewind: A chunder? What's a chunder?
Death: I don't know, but it sounds interesting.
A rather long rope. Just like a short Rope. Just longer.
I am NOT a cartoon. I am dimensional handicapped.
That might be the second largest elastic object I've seen today.
The palace. The Patrician lives in there. Other people live in the dungeon, but not very long.
You have the right to remain silent. You have the right not to remain silent and yell 'Argh aaah uuaah please not again'. You have the right to make the following statement: 'Yes, I did it argh aaahhh not the fingers aaahhh'
Narrator: A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed to create one small white pigeon or three normal sized billiard balls. The thaum, hitherto believed to be the smallest possible particle of magic, was successfully demonstrated to be made up of /resons/ (Lit.: 'Thing-ies') or reality fragments. Currently research indicates that each reson is itself made up of a combination of at least five 'flavours', known as 'up', 'down', 'sideways', 'sex appeal' and 'peppermint'. The device that is used to measure the strength of magical fields is a thaumometer.
"Yes, a mysterious shape, a sinister shape, a shape forted with, with, shapeness. it must be a plot element, otherwise there would be a better label"
"What's a "Bunsen" anyway? And why would you want to burn one?"
Death: I'm about to have a chunder in a minute.
Rincewind: A chunder? What's a chunder?
Death: I don't know, but it sounds interesting.
A rather long rope. Just like a short Rope. Just longer.
I am NOT a cartoon. I am dimensional handicapped.
That might be the second largest elastic object I've seen today.
The palace. The Patrician lives in there. Other people live in the dungeon, but not very long.
You have the right to remain silent. You have the right not to remain silent and yell 'Argh aaah uuaah please not again'. You have the right to make the following statement: 'Yes, I did it argh aaahhh not the fingers aaahhh'
Narrator: A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed to create one small white pigeon or three normal sized billiard balls. The thaum, hitherto believed to be the smallest possible particle of magic, was successfully demonstrated to be made up of /resons/ (Lit.: 'Thing-ies') or reality fragments. Currently research indicates that each reson is itself made up of a combination of at least five 'flavours', known as 'up', 'down', 'sideways', 'sex appeal' and 'peppermint'. The device that is used to measure the strength of magical fields is a thaumometer.
Adventure Games in general are quite funny...
Laharl: "I've never even heard of you. It's only a coincidence that we're here. You're just a tiny stepping stone on my path to the throne"
Yvers: "*gasp* How dare you! I am the Dark Adonis Vy..."
Laharl: "Who gives a damn about you? Your new name is 'Mid-Boss'."
Vyers: "Mi, MI, MId-Boss!?"
Etna: "Looks like you hurt his pride, Prince."
Yvers: "*gasp* How dare you! I am the Dark Adonis Vy..."
Laharl: "Who gives a damn about you? Your new name is 'Mid-Boss'."
Vyers: "Mi, MI, MId-Boss!?"
Etna: "Looks like you hurt his pride, Prince."
You will die. And you will scream while you die. And then you'll be dead, boy.
There are two types of people in the world. Those I point my gun at...and me.
There are two types of people in the world. Those I point my gun at...and me.
" . . .The Master of Unlocking . . ."
"Damn you Stink Man"
"Man, I wish I had a dog with a saddle"
"Gerfgjk? Mndefme? Ereleklek? Hmm . . . I'm not very talkative in front of Elaine."
"Radio . . . What's going on with that radio?"
"Damn you Stink Man"
"Man, I wish I had a dog with a saddle"
"Gerfgjk? Mndefme? Ereleklek? Hmm . . . I'm not very talkative in front of Elaine."
"Radio . . . What's going on with that radio?"
I could spend a good ten minutes or so listing my favorite lines from various games (most would be Mass Effect/2 and Portal), but here's some choice ones.
'Be still, Mouse. You can change your pants later.'
Simply because it's just not the kind of thing you'd expect to hear come out of Thane. (Then, of course, there's almost everything out of Joker- but he's voiced by Seth Green, so what do you expect?)
And even though it isn't 'in-game'... 'Asbestos is harmless!'
'Be still, Mouse. You can change your pants later.'
Simply because it's just not the kind of thing you'd expect to hear come out of Thane. (Then, of course, there's almost everything out of Joker- but he's voiced by Seth Green, so what do you expect?)
And even though it isn't 'in-game'... 'Asbestos is harmless!'
Uncharted 2
Drake [on the train level]: "Don't you assholes see the helicopter? I'm already in enough trouble as it is!"
Original Uncharted
Drake [about to jump out a plane w/ a parachute]: "Ok, just jump, count to 5, and pull the cord. *jumps* AAAAAAAAAH! Onetwothreefourfive! *realizes parachute has a hole* CrapcrapcrapcrapCRAAAAP!"
Resident Evil 4
Luis: "Well, I see the president has equipped his daughter with ballistics too, huh?"
Salazar: "So maybe you have nine lives, but it doesn't matter now Mr. Kennedy. I've sent my right hand to dispose or you."
Leon: "Your right hand comes off?"
Drake [on the train level]: "Don't you assholes see the helicopter? I'm already in enough trouble as it is!"
Original Uncharted
Drake [about to jump out a plane w/ a parachute]: "Ok, just jump, count to 5, and pull the cord. *jumps* AAAAAAAAAH! Onetwothreefourfive! *realizes parachute has a hole* CrapcrapcrapcrapCRAAAAP!"
Resident Evil 4
Luis: "Well, I see the president has equipped his daughter with ballistics too, huh?"
Salazar: "So maybe you have nine lives, but it doesn't matter now Mr. Kennedy. I've sent my right hand to dispose or you."
Leon: "Your right hand comes off?"
ground walker, I should know I played that game too much.rokkolpo said:
OT: Who you guys ambushing
....BAD GUYSSSS!!!!!
That's pretty awesome actually!Secret world leader (shhh) said:
I have a few:
"Darker than most moonlit nights, more bitter than the depths of Hell; that is coffee." -Godot (Phoenix Wright 3)
"Hey, it's me Carlos, I'm just calling to let you know...I kinda stole your car." -Carlos (Saints Row 2)
This:
And this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFBUqXU-ccE
Sorry, I couldn't just think of one.