funniest thing you ever heard an enemy say during gameplay

[gunbladejoe]

I know about a million of these are prolly made but I wanted too share mine with people

there where two things that where funny

I was playing tenchu shadow assassins and was hiding in the water and another ninja said
"in this hiding spot noone shall ever know I'am picking my nose! mwahaha!"
and then a samurai said this while I was hiding in a bush
"my sense's are telling me that I'am being watched from above! but I'am far too lazy to look up"

 

[CMon]

So I was playing GTA : San Andreas when I decided that walking from one side of town to another would be pretty exhausting. I conveniently stole a parked car, and had just driven about 3 feet, when another, considerably more awesome car stopped at an intersection in front of me. I wanted that car. So I calmly stepped out of my current vehicle, whereupon the nearest pedestrian spazzed out, and ran away screaming "He's crazy, don't kill me!"

That's when you know your reputation exeeds you.

 

[gunbladejoe]

ha thats a pretty good one. a buncho funny things in GTA SA

 

[thebestaround21]

GTA San Andreas for me as well. I was being chased by a cop in San Fierro the gay part and the cop said "First I'm gunna beat you up then I'm gunna beat you off!" The same cop also said "I'm gunna kick your ass and then I'm gunna fuck it!" I think those two phrases are just golden!

 

[Flap Jack452]

The little grunts in Halo 1 and Halo 3

 

[WaffleTron]

The grunts in Halo 3, the one that cries that you just killed his best friend, that made me laugh. >.>

 

[Hitty25]

Rainbow 6 Las Vegas 2. The use of mother f***er makes me laugh everytime. I also like being called a ***** before mowing them down.

 

[gunbladejoe]

heh. no grunts have said anything to me before. but then again I killed them right off the bat.

 

[gunbladejoe]

anyone ever had this said to you while playing GTA 3?
"oh my god. look at his gun. i-its so big!"
laughed like hell to that one

 

[TheFurryChicken]

This isn't quite an enemy, but one time a friend and I were playing around on GTA: Vice City and decided to pick up a hooker. Well, during the car shaking process, the standard voice acting is going on when we hear a voice that was neither the main characters, nor the high pitched voice of the hooker, saying "I used to be a marine." We had to hop out of the car and blow it up after that...

 

[teisjm]

Warcraft 3 has some pretty good ones, but i guess it doens't count since you have to controll and repeatably select the unit to mkake it say funny stuff.

 

[Jamash]

I don't know the exact phrase (there were many), but I'm sure it was something from Destroy All Humans 2.

Mind Reading, or more accurately being able to listen to the thoughts of enemies in that game was hilarious, especially because of the outrageous racial stereotyping.

That has got to be one of the funniest games I've ever played.

 

[theultimateend]

I know about a million of these are prolly made but I wanted too share mine with people

there where two things that where funny

I was playing tenchu shadow assassins and was hiding in the water and another ninja said
"in this hiding spot noone shall ever know I'am picking my nose! mwahaha!"
and then a samurai said this while I was hiding in a bush
"my sense's are telling me that I'am being watched from above! but I'am far too lazy to look up"

Shot an arrow and killed someone in one of the old thief games. The dude gurgles in agony as he dies and a fellow maybe 10 feet from him asks his partner.

"Did you hear something?"
"No?"
"Yeah. It was probably just a cat."

I'm not sure if it was because it was funny or just perfect timing but I laughed so hard I farted.

The little grunts in Halo 1 and Halo 3

The only reason I liked Halo at all honestly. Replacing them with the Flood for the whole end of the game was a terrible idea.

Had it been a flood of grunts I'd have been all over it .

 

[goodchild]

anything said in Psychonauts, really.

 

[Snotnarok]

Off hand I'd say:

GTA3- "My mother's mah sister!"

 

[cowbell40]

The 'gay Brute' in Halo 3 had probably the most unexpected and humorous comment I'd heard in a while. On The Covenant level inside somewhere (sorry for being vague, I don't exactly remember where) if you kill one of the brutes, sometimes the one nearby says in anguish "HE WAS MY LOVER!". It totally caught me off guard