funniest thing you ever heard an enemy say during gameplay

[RelexCryo]

I was playing Rainbow Six Vegas 2. I was playing solo, and had single-handedly wiped out 20 guys, about half the board. And I had done it with a handgun. I got into a shootout with an unusually smart opponent who damaged me. I ran behind a wall and shot at him through the wall, (My handgun was a Raging Bull) He ran up a ladder to escape. As he came back down the ladder awhile later, I threw a grenade at him. I timed it so that he would have no way to escape. When he hit the bottom, he said, "Damn, these guys are good." Then the explosion went off, and hurled him into a doorframe, crotch first.

 

[NeutralDrow]

I remember a radio mission in City of Heroes where you have to rescue a guy named Dr. Stephen Fayte, who everyone (everyone) repeatedly refers to as "a gifted surgeon, and nothing more."

Spectral Daemon: We were wrong! He's just a gifted surgeon, and nothing more!
Dr. Stephen Fayte: Truly, I am merely a gifted surgeon, and nothing more.
Ruin Mage: You fool! He's merely a gifted surgeon, and nothing more!

*I attack*

Spectre: We must attack Dark Elven Ranger and completely ignore Dr. Stephen Fayte!
Dr. Stephen Fayte: Ah. Well, I'll just let you handle this.
Ruin Mage: Yes, as he is merely a surgeon and nothing more, he is no threat to us.

*I win*

Dr. Stephen Fayte: That was a timely extraction from imminent peril, as I am merely a surgeon and nothing more.

 

[Hazy]

The conversation on Women's Dresses from TimeSplitters: Future Pefect in the third level.
I was giggling for hours.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Just today I was playing Rainbow Six Vegas 2 during the story and I open up on a terroist and he yells to his friend "he's shooting at me" to which his friend replies "fire back, then", then he pops out and says "you're m-" and I shoot him in the head.

He, he, he!

 

[purplegothchick]

I love it when your cover's blown and you've got your gun out on Hitman: Blood Money and sometimes someone yells "Oh my God, He's got a gun!" But he says it in a really slow and slightly retarded way. Me and my brother were laughing our asses off and saying that to each other for hours after that!

 

[Gerazzi]

http://www.nitrome.com/games/doubleedged/
Play that game in order to understand what I'm saying:
"MY AXE!!!"

 

[Darkblaven]

Rainbow six: Vegas "They're surrounding me" says a terrorist, theres 5 of them and one of me.

Saints row 2 "Holy crap! this car has a CD player?" and "Oh great the car making that noise again" after a pedestrain finishes running somebody over(most likely me).


F.E.A.R. anything in slow motion.

Splinter Cell: Choas theory's Prince of Persia reference is very funny.

 

[JC175]

Far Cry:

"I'm gonna to shoot you in the face!"

Bad. But cringe worthingly sorta humorous.

 

[scottalott]

In "Destroy All Humans" I saw a person freak out and scream "Little green men!" before he ran out and into the street and got hit by a bus.

 

[Blitzkrieg64]

Only really funny thing i heard was in "Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People" this game is essentially a mini cartoon with no commercials but my favorite thing was said by Strong Bad, "I'm sure glad Strong Mad doesn't have a neck or he could look up here" after luring the guy and climbing into a vent. The only reason i played this game is because i was bored and think it would be better for a kid rather than a regular guy

 

[MikeTheElf]

Can't remember any lines the enemies said, but when playing CTF in Star Wars Battlefront 2, for some reason I decided to play as the droids. The opposing team scored, and the droid voice played over, "The Republic meatbags have scored."

 

[Slayer_2]

Playing Far Cry a merc said "I'm gonna shoot you in your face!" right before he got a sniper bullet to the head from my younger brother (it was his first time playing and FPS).

 

[kickin wiing]

While playing GTA4 I was driving rather recklessly down the sidewalk when a hobo jumped out of the way of my car. I swear he yelled "Cheesy vaginas!" while doing so.

 

[Starke]

In Deus Ex, I sniped off a guard with a headshot and the dart gun, and his buddy standing right next to him turned around and said "I've got a dead body here." And then after a few minutes, "must have just been nerves."

 

[Dirty Apple]

Wolfenstein 3D: Dying soldiers screams, "Mein Leben!" And at the tender age of 12 when I first played it, I thought he was saying, "I'm Leaving!" It always cracked me up.

 

[RaNDM G]

Any moment in House of the Dead: Overkill.

 

[lacktheknack]

In Fallout 3, some raider yelled "I'm gonna shoot you in the face!" about four nanoseconds before his face exploded (miniguns are awesome).

 

[Pimppeter2]

On oblivion I was shooting a guard with arrows. He said "I'm on your side!"

 

[Thoro]

I was playing Army Men: Sarge's Wars, and was looking for a time bomb to continue the mission. Finally, I was about to give up, and said 'Where the heck is the time bomb?'. Right after that, I heard an enemy say 'Good thing we're guarding the time bomb!"