funniest thing you ever heard an enemy say during gameplay

[The_Chief]

"I'M HIT!" by a tribal guy in point lookout. idk it was probably the timing but i hit him with a shovel and all i hear is I'M HIT before he explodes into a bloody pile

 

[Internet Kraken]

On oblivion I was shooting a guard with arrows. He said "I'm on your side!"

Oh god I hate when they say that.

Charging towards a horde of Daedra, I lunge forward with my sword. A clumsy guardsmen walks in front of me. He then yells "I'm on your side!" before getting bludgeoned to death by a nightmarish giant. It's just so out of place.

On a side note, it's hilarious to hear them scream "WHY.WON'T.YOU.DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

I was playing Halo 3 and a Grunt threw a grenade at me and yelled "This one's for your mama!"

 

[RadioActiveChimp]

these
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubhmh1Xax5Q

 

[The Warejackal]

Ok so this wasn't said by a bot but was a conversation by my bro and his friend(who were at the time my enemies) while they, my friend and I were playing Medal of Honor for PlayStation 2. In a map on that game there is a cave with only two entrances; from above by ladder and a small tunnel. My bro and his friend were versing my friend and I in that map and were holed up in said cave guarding the entrances/camping. I had just died then bragged about how I would then proceed to kill. I climbed halfway down the ladder, dropped a grenade (which when thrown bounced abnormally loud) into the cave by way of the ladder. Their conversation went something like this;
my bro - Did you just here something?
his friend - No, did you?
my bro - I think I heard something bounce around.
his friend - You think it's a grenade?
my bro - Nah it's probably nothing.
Both died and we all had a good laugh.
The End

 

[antipunt]

RE 5: "There he is!"

*scurrily* "aw-shit.."
...

 

[WorldCritic]

Sneaking games have fun idiot AIs and dialogue. It's always fun to hear how stupid the Metal Gear Solid guards are. Also in the videogame of Lupin the Third (I saw some footage on youtube) if you just hide in a box while the enemy is staring at you they'll say "we lost sight of him!"

 

[uninspired_name]

"How do you feel about whips and chains?" One of the baddies said this to me while I was playing Buffy, Spike and Xander in the second Buffy the Vampire Slayer game, oh yea it was one of the male baddies.

 

[blatantly]

Far Cry 2, Guards "Who is this guy, CIA?"
Also, "I've got a live one!"

 

[Aerodynamic]

In Fallout 1
I Had killed officer Kenny in the hub and and the chat log it said
"Oh My God!You Killed Kenny!"

 

[ArchBlade]

"WE DON'T TAKE AMERICAN EXPRESS!" - Halo 3 Brute, throwing spike grenades at marines.

I love the IWHBYD skull.

 

[Seydaman]

I once heard a Splicer in Bioshock say, 'I sh't bigger than you!'

wow thats funny

 

[Seydaman]

i playing oblivion, at the horse stables outside the imperial city, i killed some lady in her bed and o.3 seconds after that an orc walks in and says"lovely view" then sleeps in the bed with the dead lady

 

[gunbladejoe]

lol thats pretty....strange. but funny though haha.

 

[Cuniculus]

Farcry was always good for a laugh. The main character has a hilariously loud shirt (I actually wear Hawaiian shirts as most of my wardrobe, so who am I to judge?)... I always cracked up when an enemy would catch sight of you and yell,

"Hey, you in the shirt!"

 

[gunbladejoe]

Farcry was always good for a laugh. The main character has a hilariously loud shirt (I actually wear Hawaiian shirts as most of my wardrobe, so who am I to judge?)... I always cracked up when an enemy would catch sight of you and yell,

"Hey, you in the shirt!"

ha thats pretty good. is farcry for the original Xbox?

 

[Cuniculus]

Farcry was always good for a laugh. The main character has a hilariously loud shirt (I actually wear Hawaiian shirts as most of my wardrobe, so who am I to judge?)... I always cracked up when an enemy would catch sight of you and yell,

"Hey, you in the shirt!"

ha thats pretty good. is farcry for the original Xbox?

I played it on PC, but it might have come out on the Xbox... if not I'm pretty sure they had an expansion on it.

 

[gunbladejoe]

Farcry was always good for a laugh. The main character has a hilariously loud shirt (I actually wear Hawaiian shirts as most of my wardrobe, so who am I to judge?)... I always cracked up when an enemy would catch sight of you and yell,

"Hey, you in the shirt!"

ha thats pretty good. is farcry for the original Xbox?

I played it on PC, but it might have come out on the Xbox... if not I'm pretty sure they had an expansion on it.

nah I just checked if its for Xbox. its not but there are other farcry games for it.

 

[Rajin Cajun]

"Fuck You GI." It is pretty funny especially since it is used in every Vietnam Game I have played. For some reason the combination of Fuck You GI and a Vietnamese accent is hysterical to me.

 

[GaiderDraco]

Final Fintasy 6:

Sabin: Wait! Wait!
Kefka: What do I look like to you, a waiter? *he then proceeds to knock Sabin in the face with a flail*