funniest thing you ever heard an enemy say during gameplay

[Doomdiver]

In GTA4:
Gangster that I was shooting at: "I'd be careful if I were you! I listen to alot of rap music!"
Hobo that I ran into on foot: "This aint pinball!"

Some of the helicopter piolets lines from the old GTAs were quite good as well.

 

[Christemo]

in cod4, when u have to flee from the village where you killed Al-Asad, and the pilot cant land where you planned, Gaz yells "arrr, Is he takin´ a piss. now we have to get all the way down again and were surrounded by Psychos."

that made me crack open the laughter pods. but i dont remember his second line after the piss thing.

also COD4 and also Gaz, when V. Zachaev comes driving into the place where you are disguised as russians, Gaz says "Wanker... Captain, im walking by the target right now".

 

[sgtshock]

Company of Heroes: loads of funny things that units say and are hilarious in context.

Yeah, COH had some awesome quotes.
Ordering a German anti-tank gun to cloak: "Sure, we'll hide this... giant gun."
German troops are crawling to avoid MG fire: "You aren't paid to dig trenches with your face!"
American squad leader on the move: "Jesus, Conrad! Tie your fucking laces!"
And I swear I heard a German unit say "Time to unpimp their ride" when I upgraded them with a panzershrek (bazooka).

 

[The_Healer]

Some raider guy in fallout 3 when i picked up a mystery package:
"GIVE ME THE NAUGHTY NIGHTWEAR!"

 

[BoneCrusherBOB]

Don't know if it's been said before but halo 3, every once in a while you can here a brute yell. "He was my lover!" when you kill another brute next to him.

 

[Kilaknux]

The Brutes in Halo 3. I killed one of them, and from somewhere over in the distance another screamed "HE WAS MY LOVER!" Cracked up so much I got shot and killed by the sudden-widower.

 

[Lone Wolf765]

your quote from Tenchu is definitely a good one, but, if it hasn't already been said in Rainbow six Vegas 2, when they yell out 'He's dead, we're fu--' which is usually when i pet them on their ass with my arctic warfare sniper rifle

 

[Danman1]

"He's too OP! Rouges r Noobz" ahh.. Alliance.

 

[DM.]

Manhunt 2.

"I HOPE YOU'RE NOT A NECROPHILIAC"

 

[BolognaBaloney]

While playing GTA4 I was driving rather recklessly down the sidewalk when a hobo jumped out of the way of my car. I swear he yelled "Cheesy vaginas!" while doing so.

haha my friend and I laughed for hours after that...

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Farcry was always good for a laugh. The main character has a hilariously loud shirt (I actually wear Hawaiian shirts as most of my wardrobe, so who am I to judge?)... I always cracked up when an enemy would catch sight of you and yell,

"Hey, you in the shirt!"

ha thats pretty good. is farcry for the original Xbox?

I played it on PC, but it might have come out on the Xbox... if not I'm pretty sure they had an expansion on it.

nah I just checked if its for Xbox. its not but there are other farcry games for it.

Far cry is out on xbox, I have it.

 

[Yoshemo]

GTA Vice city stories: You broke my colostomy bag, asshole! Or Don't hit me! I have an open wound
and TF2, the spy: HAHAHA You live in a van!

 

[gunbladejoe]

I have another one from tenchu.
I was on the rafters ontop of a roof and I was watching samurais walking by eachother waiting for them to get close so I can kill them all in one hissatu.
then the samurai said this to the other one
"hey did you hear about that ninja? heard he has white hair....that sounds kinda sexy"
I laughed much that I got spotted by his "friend"

 

[IamQ]

Jak X, Jak shouts "Yeah!" or something like that when he destroys an opponent. In this case, I destroyed an opponent and died at the same time, so he was shouting yeah when the veichle exploded. Looked really funny.

 

[SsilverR]

in theif i heard this one grunt say "what was that?? that sounded like .... a sound of some kind" LOL

and in this other random FPS i heard this hostage scream "please don't kill me .. i have a wife and 3 kids .. kill them instead"

 

[EgoDeusEst]

One thing was the "I need scissors 61" moment in Metal Gear Solid 2.
But it was even more awesome when a hobo in Saints Row 2 said it.

 

[gunbladejoe]

in theif i heard this one grunt say "what was that?? that sounded like .... a sound of some kind" LOL

and in this other random FPS i heard this hostage scream "please don't kill me .. i have a wife and 3 kids .. kill them instead"

ha I heard something like that in kotor. it was a cutscene though. some mandalorians where kicking some guy around and the guy said "I have a wife and 2 children kill them instead! please I'm begging you!" and I was happy cause the mandalorians killed him.....then I killed them =)

I love kotor. I think I'mma DL on my comp again sometime.

 

[Quadtrix]

Throwing a plasma grenade on my team in Halo 2's campaign.

"GRENADE! GET THE FU-" (explosion)

 

[gunbladejoe]

Throwing a plasma grenade on my team in Halo 2's campaign.

"GRENADE! GET THE FU-" (explosion)

ha. thats a bit messed up.