funniest thing you ever heard an enemy say during gameplay

[gunbladejoe]

MGS3 (while disguised as Raikov and punching Russian officers in the face:

"Thank you sir!"
"I'm sorry sir"

I love how they act polite after I have beaten them half to death.

thats a pretty good one.

 

[clicketycrack]

"Your health is low."
Oh wait, thats not funny it just makes me want CLAW MY BRAIN OUT! RRAAAARRRRRRR

 

[Darth Pope]

I heard a brute in Halo 3 say,"He was my lover!" <.<

 

[the_unseen]

First to fight: (after throwing a smoke grenade) "Smoke pot!" lol

 

[Tareth]

While playing No More Heroes I cut a guy in half and he screamed "MY SPLEEN!!". It makes me laugh every time.

Edit: Also the whole needing food badly thing from gauntlet.

 

[scatmanfan]

In the first REAL level of 007: Nightfire, if you sneak up on a few of the first guards, you hear them talking about booze.

 

[scatmanfan]

While playing No More Heroes I cut a guy in half and he screamed "MY SPLEEN!!". It makes me laugh every time.

Edit: Also the whole needing food badly thing from gauntlet.

Totally forgot about that one. Also, sometimes, as you kill them, you can hear someone say "I'm gonna kick you in the nuts."

 

[Ravenseeker]

anything said in Psychonauts, really.

beat me to it. Best ones are from the secret agents who are "hiding" as a house mom

 

[Chaos Bringer]

GTA IV: I punch a homeless guy and pull out my pistol point it to is head and he says: "I don't have any bananas!" Or similar in GTA I got hit by a car and a pedestrian started to laugh. Niko got up and said: "Not f***ing funny!"

 

[Axle_Bullitt_19]

My isn't from an enemy but a dialouge between Sweetwater and Hagard in Battlefield Bad Company

Hagard: How do you know miss July is pretty. I have this cousin who has a voice like an angel, but a face like a can of dog food.
Sweetwater: Isn't that the one you dated?
Hagard: Yup.
Sweetwater Nice.

Laughed my ass of after this one.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

While playing GTA4 I was driving rather recklessly down the sidewalk when a hobo jumped out of the way of my car. I swear he yelled "Cheesy vaginas!" while doing so.

Yes, this is indeed a phrase commonly uttered by the hobos of Liberty city...

And you beat me to it

 

[MiracleOfSound]

I got tired of hearing a Talon Company merc shouting 'I want this one's head on a fucking plate' so I decapitated him, picked up his head and put it on a plate.

 

[YuheJi]

GTA: San Andreas has a lot of these.
Cop 1: Shoot him already!
Cop 2: Why don't you shoot him?
Cop 1: Because I'm a pacifist! Now kill him!

Cop: If I kill him, do I get a medal?