funniest thing you ever heard an enemy say during gameplay

[Eldritch Warlord]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!

- Random Rainbow Six Vegas Terrorists

Hilarious every time.

Elite: You, go flush him out!
Grunt: No way! You go.
*Plasma Rifle fire*
Grunt: Hyyuuuk

That was not scripted BTW

 

[A.I. Sigma]

The 'gay Brute' in Halo 3 had probably the most unexpected and humorous comment I'd heard in a while. On The Covenant level inside somewhere (sorry for being vague, I don't exactly remember where) if you kill one of the brutes, sometimes the one nearby says in anguish "HE WAS MY LOVER!". It totally caught me off guard

This.

 

[CNKFan]

I fought mudcrabs fiecer than you
OR
A statement made between Super Mutants in Fallout 3
"I was thinking... AND IT HURT! Hurt my head! But I remembered things... from before... I think I knew a woman. Or maybe, I WAS a woman... Aggh! It hurts!"

 

[gunbladejoe]

lotso good ones
prolly the best is the brute

 

[Serious Samuel]

In Saints Row 2, I had killed two Ronin gang members. As the third starts running at me with his katana, he trips on the bodies of his friends. As he's pushing himself off the ground, he mutters "I meant to do that"

Hmmm. http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/I_meant_to_do_that
Coincidence?

 

[Crudler]

Company of heroes for me, my German machine gun team is set up comfortably behind a wall, I go to make a cup of tea (had got to the part of the game where I just leave enemies penned in a death zone, area, thing.) come back, sit down and hear:
"Oh have you tried this sauerkraut? It's delectable!"

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

I was driving my car around in GTA4, and swerving for the hell of it. I about hit a guy on the sidewalk, he dived out of the way and I believe he shouted: "CHEESY VAGINA!!"

I about bust a gut laughing at that.

 

[Hal_41n]

Not sure if this counts, but this made me laugh hard. In the Phoenix Wright on DS, the third case I think.

Edgeworth: Objection!
Edgeworth: ...
Judge: Yes, Mr. Edgeworth?
Edgeworth: I was hoping to come up with a question while I was objecting, Your Honor...
Edgeworth: I didn't.
Judge: I see... Very well.
Edgeworth: Objection! Your honor!

 

[Blackflame140]

I think the funnest line I have heard was in farcry 2. i had just attached all my IEDs to a jeep and i was driving into a base so i jumped out and right before i blew it up i heard one of the enemies say did you hear something right before the whole base got blown up you could see it from like a mile away.

 

[HT_Black]

In HALO 2, I and one of my freinds had jsut finished screwing around with the bass and treble dials; we charged into a room, and suddenly one of the suicide grunts runs up to us, both grenades primed and in hand, shouting "SUCK MA BALLZ!" (yes, he said it with a Z). We shot him dead.

Then, as I was playing GRAW 2, I shot a Panamanian terrorist in the groin, and he collapsed onto a wall next to his freind, with a dying scream of "MY MAN PARTS!".

I'm pretty sure my stereo system is trying to turn me gay.

 

[Gado911]

"I fought mudcrabs for fearsome than you!" Ah that never gets old.

 

[9NineBreaker9]

*finds phone, selects 'prank call'*

"Secret Soviet moon base Solaris!!!"

"Yeah - did you hear about the phone that worked on the moon despite the fact that there's no air?"

"Shutupski."

I love Destroy All Humans! 2.

 

[Zangamarth]

"What was that noise?!"

 

[ElephantGuts]

In GTA4, I was being chased on foot by a cop and he yelled after me, "I'm gonna shit in your mouth!"

Needless to say, my feelings were hurt. Mostly because I was laughing too hard to finish running away.

Only time I ever heard a cop say that, in that game or otherwise.

 

[GeoPB]

My enemys don't have time to say anything.

But really though, I can't remember, I have a short memory.

 

[Randomeaninglessword]

I was playing Oblivion and sneaking past a Blind Moth priest in the Imperial Palace. I knocked something off a shelf, at which point he muttered "What was that!?" Followed by "I've gotta lay off the ale! I'm starting to see things!"

Also, this conversation wasn't between my enemies, but it was funny none the less:

Person 1: "How are you this fine day?"
Person 2: "What hole did YOU crawl out of?!"
Person 1: "Have to heard any word from the other provinces"?
Person 2: "Nothing I'd like to talk about"
Person 1: "*SNORT*"
Person 2: "*SNIFF*"
Person 1: "Good bye!"
Person 2: "Leave me alone!"

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Halo grunt: "Can't hide from me! *BANG* Aiiieee! Hide from YOU!" *runs away*

Halo grunt finding one I jumped earlier: "Hey! No sleeping on the job! Come on, wake up. Huh? Meep. AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!" *runs away"

Soldier in Half Life who's just taken a .357Mag round through the arm: "ARGH! MEDIC!"
His mate about five feet from the gun in question: "No sign hostiles here, sir, over."

 

[Mr. Fister]

My favorite has to be when you kill an enemy in a particular stage of No More Heroes.

"MY SPLEEEEEEEEEN!"

 

[XUnsafeNormalX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vJXpE_g84I

Start watching it from 1:36.

It is by far the greatest thing I have ever heard from a game character.

 

[gunbladejoe]

man I really need to get no more heroes >.<