funniest thing you ever heard an enemy say during gameplay

[SatansBestBuddy]

"OH, GOD, PROBE ME AGAIN!" was heard from one of the farmers wives by me and a friend while I was using the probe gun in Destroy All Humans!

I do believe we were unable to play afterwards due to being on the floor laughing.

 

[Ripshot]

Halo 3 with the IWHBYD skull on

the covenant gets crazier

 

[PauL o_O]

anything said in Psychonauts, really.

QFT.

In Fallout 3, the super mutants are pretty damn funny.

 

[Tarkemelhion]

i was playing Avatar on the Wii a few weeks ago, and i was sneaking around the fire nation base, and the guards were having funny conversations 2 that were really good were

"you heat the milk up before adding the eggs, and there you have it, fluffy omelettes every time"
"wow, you're skills are wasted here"
(or something very similar)
another was

"well, my son asked for a dragon sword for christmas"
"yeah?, what did you say?"
"i told him, he can have one when he masters the ninja stars i got for him last year"
"you're such a great father"

i mean, i know they were preset to do that, but i couldnt help but find it funny

 

[FallenAngel321]

halo 3 IWHBYD agreed.... "he was my lover!" "you killed yipflap or flapyip! " (Battle Rifle )

 

[keyton777]

earlier tonight, i was playing red faction, and while i was rapeing a military base, i heard someone yelling "sir get out of the tank or we will kill you" i found that rather funny considering i was driving a 80ton steel death machine.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

the raiders and super-mutants were all pretty hilarious.
i just like getting cursed at before i slaughter people.

my roommate was playing infamous, and some pedestrian yelled something about how he should kill himself. cracked me up.

and i found the whole scene with psycho mantis in MGS4 hilarious... :sigh: i know.

 

[0p3rati0n]

On call of duty world at war online when some enemies say "Laying trap!" It can sometimes sound like "Laying crap!" It's quite funny

 

[Ethereal]

It was when Halo 2 had just come out and me and my friend were playing Co Op story. When all of the sudden a Brute yells,
"I've been punctured!"
We both just started laughing to the point where tears came out.

We vowed to yell this out should either of us get shot in real life.

 

[gunbladejoe]

I was playing halo 2 once. I shot an enemy in the head and another one yelled out "YOU KILLED MY FREIND! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" about 1 second before his head got busted open by me when I bashed his head with a beam sword.

 

[Biggy Man]

I was playing GTA3 a while back , and i had just lit some guy on fire and he says "I need a cigarette."

It was funny 'cause i had turned him into a living cigarette.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Some guy always yells, "Save the wounded!" in prototype if you kill a bunch of people. And if you patsy a soldier, sometimes whoever comes to inspect the corpse says, "Aw shit, not again!" I find it quite hilarious.

 

[ThaBenMan]

When I was playing the original Half-Life, there was this time that I threw a grenade down right at a marine's feet. He just looked down at it and went "...aw, shit." And then blew up.

I was blown away - I thought I was hallucinating at first. I was like "Seriously? Did that actually just happen? Awesome."

And of course, I'll always remember this [http://bearpits.ytmnd.com/].

 

[Paulrus_Keaton]

TimeSplitters: Future Perfect had some classics.

*outside the door, you hear this...*
Guard 1: It's not fair! The girls get much nicer uniforms than we do!
Guard 2: Uhhh... you want to wear the girls' uniforms?
Guard 1: Yes. I think they give good freedom of movement, and they must be nice and cool in summer.
Guard 2: Huh, man... you're weird. Why are you telling me this?
Guard 1: I think you will understand. I have watched you a lot. I think you are not like the others. I think we could become special friends... but now we are alone. Now is time for action, not words.
Guard 2: Mummy!

And, of course, when you open the door, for a brief second you catch the two guards in a compromising position.

 

[DeviousCrypto]

http://www.nitrome.com/games/doubleedged/
Play that game in order to understand what I'm saying:
"MY AXE!!!"

"Give me a hug!"

 

[Kiereek]

http://www.nitrome.com/games/doubleedged/
Play that game in order to understand what I'm saying:
"MY AXE!!!"

since you bring that up... "GIVE ME A HUG!!!" OR.... "NOT IN THE FACE!!!"

 

[ninja_kitty143]

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

I've pretty much beaten the game, so I'm just running around, raiding camp sites, dungeon crawling, whatever I want to level up.

It's around 4 AM so it's sorta dark. I sneak my way into this one camp and I assassinate a Dark Elf mage. His buddy, whom I didn't notice was RIGHT THERE, goes, "-gasp What was that?! ...Oh, it was just my imagination."

 

[Scobie]

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