Funniest things people have said about you.
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reminds me of a buddy of my sister...her, my boyfriend and i sit arround, tv is running. said buddy enters the room, takes a look at the guy they are interviewing in tv and says: "wait i know this dude from somwhere..." 5 secs later the subtitles show up and say "porn actor"Sir Kemper said:
xD
I've had a conversition with a girl that went like this
Girl: "You know how guys always say there different to girls"
Me: "Yeah"
Girl: "Well you truly are different...in a weird way"
*She Hugs me*
*I Slowly nod and smile*
Me: "Wait, What do you mean in a weird way?"
Different in a weird way.. that was strange if not funny to me but she that it was funny.
Girl: "You know how guys always say there different to girls"
Me: "Yeah"
Girl: "Well you truly are different...in a weird way"
*She Hugs me*
*I Slowly nod and smile*
Me: "Wait, What do you mean in a weird way?"
Different in a weird way.. that was strange if not funny to me but she that it was funny.
Very interesting. Quite good looking as well. Asked her out. Split after realizing that it won't work between us. Was a mutual split, and we're still somewhat good friends. Got a nice sense of humor that goes well with my apathy.Sir Kemper said:
I got something, your a wordsmith yet you can't come up with anything good. Ah ha ha haaaaaaaa.Hubilub said:
That I'm good with a hypodermic (before anybody asks I was doing HPLC injection at the time, not shooting smack)
That I am a cocktail fascist (true, but nothing to be ashamed of)
That I'm fookin' deadly with an umbrella
That I am a cocktail fascist (true, but nothing to be ashamed of)
That I'm fookin' deadly with an umbrella
I'm in Japan riding the Taxi; I dont speak much Japanese and the Driver doesn't speak much English. Now, rather than just sitting there in silence like I usually do the driver tries to make small talk in English 'where are you from?', etc. Then, after a pause he goes:
'You...are very handsome'
awkward. 'er, thank you?'
Thinking I didn't understand what he was saying he continues: 'face...good'
I smile and nod politely, he continues to try to and explain what he means for the next five minutes before he realizes that I've accepted the compliment and we lapse back into silence.
Weirdest. Ego boost. Ever.
'You...are very handsome'
awkward. 'er, thank you?'
Thinking I didn't understand what he was saying he continues: 'face...good'
I smile and nod politely, he continues to try to and explain what he means for the next five minutes before he realizes that I've accepted the compliment and we lapse back into silence.
Weirdest. Ego boost. Ever.
Meh, you've done better.Hubilub said:
I've been called a good couple of things actually
Unusual
Wierd
Bored
That my natural expression is that of a scowl
Insane
Freak
Not too many of them funny, although the scowl one made me smile, although I have been told that my smile is similar to the Grinch's smile.
"You could be a serial killer..."
"Every time I see you I want to lick your forehead."
"Asthma is becoming a lot more popular these days."
"You're like a chav with long hair." (I never understood that one)
"I don't know whether to slap you, kiss you or pretend you didn't say that."
I think they're all in the last year, people say all sorts about me. A fun rumour that went around was when I broke my ribs. Someone said I hit my self with a cricket bat and for some reason it took off. I actually did it throwing my miniscule weight at a brick shit house on the rugby pitch. It's funny how rumours become gospel, I suppose whenever a rumour is started about me though I don't deny it no matter what it is.
"Every time I see you I want to lick your forehead."
"Asthma is becoming a lot more popular these days."
"You're like a chav with long hair." (I never understood that one)
"I don't know whether to slap you, kiss you or pretend you didn't say that."
I think they're all in the last year, people say all sorts about me. A fun rumour that went around was when I broke my ribs. Someone said I hit my self with a cricket bat and for some reason it took off. I actually did it throwing my miniscule weight at a brick shit house on the rugby pitch. It's funny how rumours become gospel, I suppose whenever a rumour is started about me though I don't deny it no matter what it is.
