Funniest things people have said about you.

[skywalkerlion]

Some girl called me weird. But her eyes are on the side of her head. And I never talked to her before, or even looked at her. She just called me weird. Talk about judgements.

On a positive note, a friend of mine called me a Priest. That was after I told some guy to 'Give Peace a Chance' and to l2respect people of different religious beliefs. His argument for hating Christianity is that 'Look, God didn't create math, because I can just go 5+2+83 and that means I created math which means anyone can do it which means God didn't do it which means there is no God.' which has to be the worst argument I've ever heard against a religion ever. And THEN he said he hated Nazis AND hated Jews..let that sink in.

And alot of people say they like my hair even though it looks like I taped a lions mane to it and never combed it.

Oh, and people tell me I sound Irish. Seriously.

My family has told me I look like John Lennon.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I've been called captain evilface by someone on psn after I killed him four times in a row. Not sure what he meant.

 

[SturmDolch]

"You sound like Nicholas Cage!"

No, wait, that's not funny, that's mean...

Probably any one of the stupid things my friend's friends (a group of girls that I suspect really dislike me) says.

Me to friend: "Did you crack your version of FRAPS or did you buy it?"
Random girl I have NEVER talked to: "Hahahaharoflkek, that sounds so weird coming from you!"

 

[MadMechanic]

One that I've been told 4 times now
"H- all the girls love you!" "You have a mini fan club!"
It's nice but...since I've only met about 20 of the girls its a little strange. But nice. And hilarious due to the fact I'm incredibly shy around the girls...

When asking futher into this I was told:
"They think the way you're nervous is really cute"
and, possibly the weirdest thing I've ever been told:
"They think they way you rub and blow your nose is cute".
Aahwah?

 

[Timberwolf0924]

That I'm fookin' deadly with an umbrella

Britney?

OT: To a girl who I was dating awhile back as to a reason we broke up. Back story: We went to the Mall of Ga and they have a Gamesworkshop where a very select type of people spend hours. I was mocking them after we left and I could see it irked her, so I mocked them more.

After the date we went to her house and at the end of the night. (a home run by the way) she told me
"You're not Dorky or Geeky enough for me, I don't think it's going to work"
I laughed and told her she can have her games workshop guys, who literally swarmed her when we got there, and be happy with that.

We haven't talked since.

Oh and I'm an Asian guy who has PS3, PS2, PS1, PS, PSP, Gamecube, Wii, DreamCast, N64, NES, SNES, Gensis, XBox, Xbox 360, Gaming Computer, Laptop, Gameboy, Gameboy Color, GBA.

I mean, I'm the geekiest guy I know (not dorkiest mind you)

 

[WestMountain]

"You look like Gorilla!"

That, came out of nowhere. I was just sitting there, minding my own bussiness, eating an apple.

Spoiler: What do you think? Do I look like a Gorilla?

ROFLMAO

 

[skywalkerlion]

That I'm fookin' deadly with an umbrella

Britney?

OT: To a girl who I was dating awhile back as to a reason we broke up. Back story: We went to the Mall of Ga and they have a Gamesworkshop where a very select type of people spend hours. I was mocking them after we left and I could see it irked her, so I mocked them more.

After the date we went to her house and at the end of the night. (a home run by the way) she told me
"You're not Dorky or Geeky enough for me, I don't think it's going to work"
I laughed and told her she can have her games workshop guys, who literally swarmed her when we got there, and be happy with that.

We haven't talked since.

Oh and I'm an Asian guy who has PS3, PS2, PS1, PS, PSP, Gamecube, Wii, DreamCast, N64, NES, SNES, Gensis, XBox, Xbox 360, Gaming Computer, Laptop, Gameboy, Gameboy Color, GBA.

I mean, I'm the geekiest guy I know (not dorkiest mind you)

HERESY! May the God Emperor of Mankind grant you mercy, for I shall show you none!

 

[Timberwolf0924]

HERESY! May the God Emperor of Mankind grant you mercy, for I shall show you none!

What are you waiting for, I'm right here.. Kill ME Kill ME!

 

[FinalGamer]

Friend of mine told me after we did some online roleplaying:
"You're the best woman I've known."

I was creeped out at first but then I lol'd, I was at the time playing as a female character from a game he loved in a little story we did.

 

[JanatUrlich]

A friend who once wrote my 'about me' section on an application for a job put this:

"My name is Katherine and I like to dress weird because I think I'm alternative, but I'm not. I'm just odd, but in the nicest way possible of course!"

I was like BUT YOU COMPLIMENT ME ON MY CLOTHES ALL THE TIME AND YOU CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP COZ YOU'RE WEARING COWBOY BOOTS. He's my friend for a reason! <3

 

[skywalkerlion]

HERESY! May the God Emperor of Mankind grant you mercy, for I shall show you none!

What are you waiting for, I'm right here.. Kill ME Kill ME!

..I'm just screwing with you, you know. There are a few people who play Warhammer 40k that are kinda..scary to be around.

 

[Biomedical_Barmaid]

That I'm fookin' deadly with an umbrella

Britney?

OT: To a girl who I was dating awhile back as to a reason we broke up. Back story: We went to the Mall of Ga and they have a Gamesworkshop where a very select type of people spend hours. I was mocking them after we left and I could see it irked her, so I mocked them more.

After the date we went to her house and at the end of the night. (a home run by the way) she told me
"You're not Dorky or Geeky enough for me, I don't think it's going to work"
I laughed and told her she can have her games workshop guys, who literally swarmed her when we got there, and be happy with that.

We haven't talked since.

Oh and I'm an Asian guy who has PS3, PS2, PS1, PS, PSP, Gamecube, Wii, DreamCast, N64, NES, SNES, Gensis, XBox, Xbox 360, Gaming Computer, Laptop, Gameboy, Gameboy Color, GBA.

I mean, I'm the geekiest guy I know (not dorkiest mind you)

HERESY! May the God Emperor of Mankind grant you mercy, for I shall show you none!

Nah, not that kind of deadly. I've never checked myself out of rehab to take a spazz attack on a SUV. It's more that I tend to put people's eyes and nostrils out with them.

 

[Squaseghost]

You're cute but slightly creepy - my crush

I'm still not sure if she hates me or merely loathes me. (the difference is subtle)

There is hope for you yet. Trust me.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

HERESY! May the God Emperor of Mankind grant you mercy, for I shall show you none!

What are you waiting for, I'm right here.. Kill ME Kill ME!

..I'm just screwing with you, you know. There are a few people who play Warhammer 40k that are kinda..scary to be around.

tell me you know where my quote is from!

oh.. and I just got a text message from a female friend..

"you have no idea how badly I want to fee you inside me"

(I hope that's not to graphic here, guess I know what I'm doing Pre-ME2 launch)

 

[Ekonk]

"Y'know you have the hair of a 19th century apothecary."

Wait - what?

Change it!

Change the avatar!

OT: You have nice eyes.

No I do not.

I NEVER WILL

I'm sure your eyes are very nice though.

 

[Jark212]

"He's shy, kind, and completely insane"...

Or so I hear...

 

[likalaruku]

I overheard someone comparing "that crazy redhead' (me) to Peggy Bundy, & guesstimates that I would latch on to some poor sap in the prime of his life, drain him of his ambition, & suck the life out of him. Little did he know that I prefur women.

 

[aswiftlytiltingreality]

Someone told me that I act like a girl around people. They meant it as an insult, but the problem is, I am a girl so it wasn't really very insulting at all.

 

[_Janny_]

"You could be a serial killer..."

A teacher said the same thing about me back in high school. Is being quiet so creepy and evil to them? I took that as a compliment anyway. You know, like she basically complimented that I have dexterity and other skills for killing.

 

[A random person]

Of things I can remember, a friend once compared me to a panda; I'm usually nice and friendly, but if you poke me I go berserk.

If that's an inaccurate portrayal of panda's, by the way, please don't flame me since my friend said that, not me.