Funniest Video Game Quotes

[DeadlyYellow]

"And remember, the safety word is Banana."

From Magicka.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

Mass Effect 2 when scanning Uranus in the home sector:
1) "Oh, you have to be kidding me" (or something like that)
2) "Probing Uranus, sir"

 

[AngelicSven]

Recently, been replaying through Borderlands. (Getting a Hunter)
There's a lot but I'm reminded of:

"Give us your hungry, and we'll give them our leftovers! Give us your poor, and we'll give them a job that might pay! Give us your weary, and we'll make them sing us a song! We are Atlas!"

"Atlas shall return to break the bothersome shackles of freedom and choice that enslave your meager minds!"

and

"Who makes the decisions that most affect your lives? Before you answer, Atlas!"

^ That last one is not the full quote but I'm too lazy to go find it.

I see your Atlas propaganda and raise you General Knoxx:

I see your General Knoxx and raise you Scooter.

I see your Scooter and raise you Dr. Loboto:

I see your Dr. Loboto and give you Ellis as a raise.

 

[Marcosn]

"...You buy wind brahmin?"

I laughed so hard when i came across that XD do you know what happens if you do give him all your caps for the "wind brahmin"? i said no because i had just wiped out a casino for all they had

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees"
-EDI

 

[zombiestrangler]

Recently, been replaying through Borderlands. (Getting a Hunter)
There's a lot but I'm reminded of:

"Give us your hungry, and we'll give them our leftovers! Give us your poor, and we'll give them a job that might pay! Give us your weary, and we'll make them sing us a song! We are Atlas!"

"Atlas shall return to break the bothersome shackles of freedom and choice that enslave your meager minds!"

and

"Who makes the decisions that most affect your lives? Before you answer, Atlas!"

^ That last one is not the full quote but I'm too lazy to go find it.

I see your Atlas propaganda and raise you General Knoxx:

I see your General Knoxx and raise you Scooter.

I see your Scooter and raise you Dr. Loboto:

I see your Dr. Loboto and give you Ellis as a raise.

I see your Ellis and raise you the end of the Kochamara fight:

 

[park92]

I'm british you muppet - Jason Statham i meant Psycho

 

[Sleekgiant]

Its so hard for me to get dominations as a Scout, but his lines are great :3

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Recently, been replaying through Borderlands. (Getting a Hunter)
There's a lot but I'm reminded of:

"Give us your hungry, and we'll give them our leftovers! Give us your poor, and we'll give them a job that might pay! Give us your weary, and we'll make them sing us a song! We are Atlas!"

"Atlas shall return to break the bothersome shackles of freedom and choice that enslave your meager minds!"

and

"Who makes the decisions that most affect your lives? Before you answer, Atlas!"

^ That last one is not the full quote but I'm too lazy to go find it.

I see your Atlas propaganda and raise you General Knoxx:

I see your General Knoxx and raise you Scooter.

I see your Scooter and raise you Dr. Loboto:

I see your Dr. Loboto and give you Ellis as a raise.

I see your Ellis and raise you the end of the Kochamara fight:

I see your end of Kachamara fight and raise you Boyd's G-men:

 

[Paul Biss]

Definitely metal gear solid 3 when calling Signit while in a box

Signit: Why are you in a box?
Snake : I dunno. I was just looking at it, and suddenly I got this Irresistible urge to get inside. No not just an urge - more then that It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
Signit: Destiny...?
Snake : Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it in to words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd Found the key to true happiness.
Signit: ...
Snake : Does any of that make sense?
Signit: Not even a little.
Snake : You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.
Signit: Man. I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-medicm is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange!?
Snake : ...
Signit: Yeah, well, anyway. i suppose even that dumbass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building

 

[binvjoh]

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Welcome to The Escapist! Stay out of the basement.

 

[XIGBARx13]

The Borderlands Zombie Island DLC intro and outro where Marcus narrates is hilarious, especially when the kid is interrupting.
Kid: "That's a swear!" Marcus: "Dude made zombies, okay? You're not the police of me."
Kid: "Is any of this going to be true?" Marcus:"Yes. Probably a lot of it... you're adopted."
Kid: "You? That doesn't make any sense." Marcus: "Wha? You!? Bedtime you little... Goodnight! Dirty little orphan..."

 

[A Sense Of Decorum]

Most of the domination lines from Team Fortress 2, Scout, Heavy and Spy are the best, The Heavy is just damn loud, and that's why I love his big, bald, empty head.

"WHAT'S THAT SANDVICH? KILL THEM ALL? GOOD IDEA! HAHAHAHAHA!"

 

[AwesomePeanutz]

Most of the domination lines from Team Fortress 2, Scout, Heavy and Spy are the best, The Heavy is just damn loud, and that's why I love his big, bald, empty head.

"WHAT'S THAT SANDVICH? KILL THEM ALL? GOOD IDEA! HAHAHAHAHA!"

TF2 QUOTES ARE KREDIT TOO TEEM!

 

[Magic Muffin Man]

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SO SAYS MR. STEWART.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

"It might be handy for you, the master of unlocking."

Not funny because of the line, but funny as to how infamously, legendarily bad it is. You just can't take it seriously, and every time I hear it I just crack up laughing like the deranged hobo woman that lives under the bench at the end of my road.

 

[ilspooner]

"I AM THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!" -Fawful

When I first saw that in Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, I almost fell out of my chair.

Gotta love Fawful! His quotes are awesome!

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

Here. Have an entire website full of them. [http://zanyvgquotes.com/]

Edit: Link should work now.

 

[AnthonTheSkabot]

"Tray Ben?... What's that mean?... That's not English is it?" - Junpei Iori

 

[Ailia]

To not repeat those already said, I'll put in some of my favorites from Baldur's Gate I & II.

Protagonist quotes:
"No, we're not mercenaries. We just carry weapons and kill things for the joy of the experience."
"Forsooth, methinks you are no ordinary talking chicken!"
"Why are you so fat?"
"We're a horde of rampaging Tarrasques! Krie! Krie!"

Dradeel: "One has lots of time for reflection while waiting for the ENDLESS WAVES OF BAD DOGGIE WEREWOLF MONSTERS THAT CHEW YOUR TOES WHILE YOU SLEEP!!"

Elven Madman: "You want Yakman to sleep? Yakman never sleep!"
Protagonist: "You never sleep? You must sleep. If you didn't sleep, it would drive you... oh."

This game had me in stitches sooo many times. Miniature giant space hamsters!