Funniest Video Game Quotes

[LightOfDarkness]

"And remember, the safety word is Banana."

From Magicka.

Except it's aid BAAANNAAAAANARRR
Any quote from Magicka really.

 

[Kadoodle]

"Mother, I have outlets."

"I meant besides vaginas."

-AC2

 

[RandallJohn]

"I heard if you cut off an extremity it'll regenerate a little bigger. Don't believe it." -- World of Warcraft, Male Troll joke emote.

 

[AwesomePeanutz]

"Mother, I have outlets."

"I meant besides vaginas."

-AC2

Possibly the creepiest quote I've heard so far...

 

[The Sandvich]

We get completely thrashed and overrun in a game of Team Fortress 2. Hiding out in a small room I try not to be kill in the end of match slaughter. Having never played the doctor I try out his taunt for the first time. "Thank you", he bows. That's nice touch I think, he must be paying respect to the other team for the thrashing we got. "Dummkopfs", he adds. Just as they pour into the room guns ready. End game just before they can kill me.

- Team Fortress 2

It's moments like these that remind me why I love TF2 so much

In Assassins Creed 2 when you meet your uncle. "Its a me, Mario!"

Aw, how the hell did I forget about that one?

 

[AwesomePeanutz]

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