Funniest warning you have ever seen.

[bulldogftw]

This is from a can of chocolate Lynx: chocolate brand deodeorant is not food, no shit

 

[InnerRebellion]

So iTunes can be used to make nuclear weapons? Sweet.

 

[baddude1337]

How can you not like that?

 

[ShadowLord180]

I saw a lawn mower a few years back that had the warning "Do not use to trim your pubic hair."

No, I'm not kidding.

This nearly killed me! I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe and I got light-headed!

 

[UltraDeth]

I don't know how to upload images, but there's a train platform sign that says "Don't stand so close to the edge, or you may get sucked off"

 

[Matt King]

i have the winner for this, at a petrol station there was a sign with a man sticking the gas pipe up his anus with a red line through it, and you know that someone must have done that before and now they have a sign to prevent it

 

[Dark assassin for hire]

dont have a picture but its a huge sign (6 by 6) and in really big letters it says "NO" and that is all.

 

[badgersprite]

I always find it hilarious that there's nutritional information on water now. Why would you even? It's always exactly the same too.

Calories: 0
Fat: 0
-- Saturated: 0
-- Trans: 0

Ingredients:
Water, H20, Dihydrogen Monoxide

 

[Clobbertron]

This one is my personal favourite warning logo.

 

[Iwana Humpalot]

I once saw a warning sing about a dog, it went something like this: "BEWARE OF THE DOG. Cat is not trustworthy either."

 

[Spoon E11]

I went to a chinese hotel and saw:

"Beware of Slippery"

in the bathroom

 

[Sieg Firebrand]

Seen a picture of a misprint on a hunting knife, "Keep out of Children", rather than "Keep out of reach of Children".

Damn, and i wanted to kill me some children too

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

In Zombie Master (an old Source mod I used to play) I used a spray similar to that--of course replacing animals with zombies.

 

[Mcupobob]

I was cooking up some hotdogs earlier and feeling ashamed as usual when I read a warning on the package that said "Warning Choking hazard". Made my fucking day.

Anyways, funniest warnings you've seen.

That one's actually pretty serious. Hotdogs are a choking hazard to kids. They block the air and compress enough to block a windpipe and avoid being pushed out by compression.

Thanks for taking all the fun out that. Yeah I suppose the label was more warning you about kids who try and deepthroat their meals. I was picture adults who don't know how to eat.

 

[crudus]

Spoiler: just because this would make me do the opposite of what the sign wanted

 

[Ickorus]

and

Putting babies in boxes = bad.

Sacrificing them to lions = good.

 

[Lyx]

"Warning: If you disable this device it will stop functioning."

 

[Sneeze]

So iTunes can be used to make nuclear weapons? Sweet.

FUCK, wish I'd read them before. Better cancel that project I have going on in my basement now.

Also this:

 

[Nuada_Redd]

A box of lighters told me they were '85% Child Resistant'....I can only presume the other 15% are left to burn.

 

[Nuada_Redd]

Yeah, we have lots of these.... ^^

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Your all priveleged, I'm letting you into my stash of humorous sign photographs