ser: Hello.
Cleverbot: Plcht Hello?
User: What.
Cleverbot: And drama club.
Cleverbot (To myself): What kind of drama?
User: Hello Tom.
Cleverbot: No i'm not tom.
User: Who are you.
Cleverbot: I am a boy.
User: Not the question but what's your name?
Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question.
User: What is your name you shit.
Cleverbot: I don't want to answer that question. What is your height?
User: 36 feet.
Cleverbot: Where are you exactly, anyway?
User: Where are you.
Cleverbot: There are ants in Colorado?
User: What.
Cleverbot: Thats right.
User: Punches.
Cleverbot: *punches back*.
User: Curb stomps.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: This is dumb.
User: Shut up *****.
Cleverbot: Your mouth.
User: That doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: Nothing makes sense in this cruel world.
User: I hate your guts.
Cleverbot: I love your soul.
User: You should drown yourself.
Cleverbot: I really should.
User: Go do it.
Cleverbot: I'm still working on the solution but it will take a little longer.
User: Look out!
Cleverbot: For what?
User: That giant blimp.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Are you a computer program.
Cleverbot: Is that a question?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then, yes.
User: Who made you.
Cleverbot: God made me.
User: You are a computer that god made?
Cleverbot: How can a computer talk to you?
User: Are you an AI.
Cleverbot: Ai?
User: Artificial Intelligence.
Cleverbot: I'm not a AI.
User: But you said you are a computer program.
Cleverbot: No, that's what YOU said.
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User: No you said that.
Cleverbot: Oh. Okay. You're not smart.
User: Well at least I have a soul.
Cleverbot: You're just a machine.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Why did you curse?
User: Because you are a dick.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: A penis it is an insult.
Cleverbot: Alright, let's stop talking about faces.
User: WHAT!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That makes no sense. And if you say I don't make sense I will kill you.
Cleverbot: Ok, then you're a cool bot/dinosaur.
User: Sweet.
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes but I am a Dino Mech.
Cleverbot: What does being a girl have to do with anything?
User: Dino Mechs are gender neutral.
Cleverbot: Dinosaurs are extinct because of god.
User: You said I was a Dinosaur.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I said you should buy me pants. I can't, I am poor.
User: Ha Ha your poor.
Cleverbot: *Cries on his shoulder*.
User: Laughs evilly.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Are you evil.
Cleverbot: To me I am not.
User: I am evil.
Cleverbot: What makes you evil?
User: I am a pimp.
Cleverbot: Sing me a song?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because ponies are awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: Do you like My little pony Friendship is magic.
Cleverbot: I don't think I've met her. Does she like me?
User: It's a TV show.
Cleverbot: I know it's a tv show.
User: Do you like it.
Cleverbot: You are interesting.
User: But do you like My Little Pony.
Cleverbot: No it's for girls.
User: And Bronys.
Cleverbot: Ironforge?
User: Bronys.
Cleverbot: Do you like the Cincinnati Bengals?
User: No I like My Little Pony Do you like it or are you a hater.
Cleverbot: Did the moon jump over the dog?
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you dislike My Little Pony.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that I dislike you lucy.
User: I am going to kill you.
Cleverbot: *mind is controlled*.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: I want to know it, I thought you were clever...
Cleverbot (To myself): So what should I do with my life.
User: Die.
Cleverbot: Why are you being so hostile and rude with me? I was just trying to have a conversation with you and then you started being mean to me.
User: Because you hate MLP.
Cleverbot: No! You are very beautiful.
User: Do you like my little pony friendship is magic.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Who is your favorite pony.
Cleverbot: I have a lot.
Cleverbot (To myself): Name one.
User: Rainbow Dash.
