Funny? Messed up? Cruel, even? You decide.

[game-lover]

So I was on this forum or whatever when someone from that place sent me a certain link.

http://bash.org/?777977

When I read this, I sorta gawked for a second and then laughed. Hard. But then I felt a little sheepish when I showed this to another site, someone commented that we were all horrible people to laugh. And there was the guilt.

So... how about you all take a gander at that and give me your thoughts.

Also Bonus: Do you have any outrageous stories about what you did to cope with children that appear to be uncontrolled?


This would have been a poll but it pretty much crapped out on me... Apolgies.

 

[KarlMonster]

Right.

So, what precisely is my incentive to click on that link? Shadenfreude?

I'll pass and take the cynical view that the "horrible people" comment wasn't too far off.

and
Unrelated: set-dancing tincleas with twing twang

 

[WolfThomas]

That is genuinely hillarious. To avoid lost posts err I find a laser pointer can be useful kids will chase the dot like a cat and you can make them run into stuff.

 

[Zyst]

Yeah, Funny.

Def. funny. I love bash haha.

 

[Delicious Soy]

Feel guilty for what? There's only one person who got physically harmed and he's the one who ended up winning. The kid isn't going to have anything so any harm caused is temporary.

 

[game-lover]

whoops... needless post. Ignore this one.

 

[Jubbert]

Hilarious.

And if you feel guilty, think about the incredible relief and celebration she'll feel when the kid gets tested and is negative.

lol.

 

[Spambot 3000]

A friend told me about this (except the story wasn't exactly the same). And yeah. I thought it was absolutely hilarious.
In fact, I would've done this myself (Okay, not really ... I would've picked that little brat up by the neck and hurled him into a shelf). God, I hate kids, if one should ever bite me, then he had better hope I'm not holding anything heavy/spiky in my hands at that moment in time. I'd be the worlds worst pedophile.

 

[Kiardras]

Hilarious. Serves him right, and might teach the mother to keep better control over her kids in future.

 

[GWarface]

Wait, in what country are kids running around, biting people in supermarkets?

 

[Magicmad5511]

By religious standards that is terrible.

But by average human standards that is jut genius. This man deserves our praise. If the Mom thinks it's OK for her little kid to run around biting hard enough to draw blood then she need something to get that brat in line.
Overall I ate out of control kids. Hell I'm not comfortable with the quiet ones.

 

[cookyy2k]

That is so damn funny. I hate those who managed to do the most basic of biological functions and procreate and now think they're somehow owed something and that everyone else should put up with their little shit too.

 

[b3nn3tt]

Seen it before, but still hilarious. Don't really see why anyone would have a problem with people laughing at that. If ever someone's kid bit me hard enough to draw blood then I may be inclined to do the same thing. Never actually been aware of kids doing that though, so probably never need to worry about it anyway.

 

[Palademon]

"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

My immediate reaction.

 

[Jadak]

Wait, in what country are kids running around, biting people in supermarkets?

Was kind of curious about that myself too. Kids running around being generally annoying brats is common enough, but going around biting people? Where does that happen? And not only does it happen apparently, but it's mentioned so casually it comes across as if it's actually a common occurrence.

On topic, joke is funny and all, but guy should probably see about getting himself tested, kid doesn't seem quite right.

 

[Creator002]

That was bloody genious. The only person harmed was the one who made that entry awesome. The kid has no disease (except a mental one, maybe) and the mother now knows the importance of telling her kid not to fucking bite people.
Nothing wrong at all with laughing at it.

 

[GWarface]

Wait, in what country are kids running around, biting people in supermarkets?

Was kind of curious about that myself too. Kids running around being generally annoying brats is common enough, but going around biting people? Where does that happen? And not only does it happen apparently, but it's mentioned so casually it comes across as if it's actually a common occurrence.

Exactly.. How, why and where is this normal behaviour?

 

[Nouw]

Congratulations 'Anonoymous' person, you are now an asshole. On the light-hearted side, this is a rather hilarious story.