Funny? Messed up? Cruel, even? You decide.
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Funny. Absolutely. And if children are going around biting people, they should be chained to something. If anything is messed up it's that.
I've seen it before but still funny. Parents who can't or won't control their kids shouldn't take them out in public. What if the kid really had bitten someone who was HIV positive? Hopefully after that the parents will discipline the kid, for it's own good as well as everyone elses.
Sorry, I mean, I am the worlds worst pedophile. (Not meaning at the exact moment that I'm holding a spiky/heavy object) (By this I mean - I hate kids)Tharwen said:
IT WAS DRUNK POST - DISREGARD.
I've read that before.
Anyone who thinks you're a horrible person for finding that hilarious A) doesn't have a sense of humor and B) has never had to interact with children.
Anyone who thinks you're a horrible person for finding that hilarious A) doesn't have a sense of humor and B) has never had to interact with children.
I will admit that was funny, but it was also mean and possibly even cruel. There is a difference between giving someone a scare and putting them through an unnecessary amount of emotional distress, and this walks the line between the two. Then again if that woman decides to start acting like a responsible parent at the end of all this then I guess some good came of it. Anyway I know what its like to get bitten by the little twerps, used to work at a daycare center.
Yeah, sure it's harsh to scare a mother into thinking her kid's just got a potentially fatal disease, but it'll all be over after the test, and she'll maybe keep some damn control over him, maybe simply with the words 'Behave or we'll have to go back to the doctor with the big needle again!'
Honestly, it's bad enough in my area with kids of like 5 using the entire range of swear words, back at their mothers, yelling 'fuck off mum' and the like on a packed bus.
I imagine if one of those feral rats sunk his teeth into my leg, I'd do what I'd do if a wild animal did it, just smash it againt the nearest wall, purely thru reactions. I'd never want to hurt a kid, but if you feel pain, you lash out, and your mind goes 'pain in leg, get the thing off it that's causing the pain'.
Honestly, it's bad enough in my area with kids of like 5 using the entire range of swear words, back at their mothers, yelling 'fuck off mum' and the like on a packed bus.
I imagine if one of those feral rats sunk his teeth into my leg, I'd do what I'd do if a wild animal did it, just smash it againt the nearest wall, purely thru reactions. I'd never want to hurt a kid, but if you feel pain, you lash out, and your mind goes 'pain in leg, get the thing off it that's causing the pain'.
Any kid that I've known ever would get smacked if they randomly bit a store employee. And yes, this is funny.
Extremely funny, and some awesome just desserts for that little shit.
Honestly as far as the country, it sounds like something you'd see in America. I mean, shit, the parents here literally ignore their children, who are screaming and crying and moaning about some crap or another. I was raised by the parents who spanked, washed my mouth out with soap, and taught me my manners, even if it was in the middle of a damn restraunt. Parents now who run around with 2-4 children screaming at the top of their lungs while they nonchalantly go about their store-chores is too far..... Even for a second....
EEEeeeesh.. Tangent....
OP: I'd have gone with full blown AIDs instead of HIV, or make up some irrationally long, extremely scientific name off the top of my head, and say it in literally the gravest of tones physically manageable by the human vocal chords..... then promptly walked away.
Honestly as far as the country, it sounds like something you'd see in America. I mean, shit, the parents here literally ignore their children, who are screaming and crying and moaning about some crap or another. I was raised by the parents who spanked, washed my mouth out with soap, and taught me my manners, even if it was in the middle of a damn restraunt. Parents now who run around with 2-4 children screaming at the top of their lungs while they nonchalantly go about their store-chores is too far..... Even for a second....
EEEeeeesh.. Tangent....
OP: I'd have gone with full blown AIDs instead of HIV, or make up some irrationally long, extremely scientific name off the top of my head, and say it in literally the gravest of tones physically manageable by the human vocal chords..... then promptly walked away.
That's rather funny but in a mean kind of way when you think about it. In all honesty, that woman needs to watch her kid. Sorry but letting your child bite people is terrible and God forbid that your kid actually gets hurt in the process, you have no one to blame but yourself.
Hmm... My daughter wasn't a biter or a hair puller but she liked to throw things. One day I was tired of her throwing things on the ground and at me, so I taped what she was tossing to her hand. (It was a set of keys.) Since then she has not thrown anything.
Hmm... My daughter wasn't a biter or a hair puller but she liked to throw things. One day I was tired of her throwing things on the ground and at me, so I taped what she was tossing to her hand. (It was a set of keys.) Since then she has not thrown anything.
I'm more worried about the fact that the author treats the fact that a kid biting him in a shop is an everyday thing that people experience.
I would have zombie fear for the rest of the day.
I would have zombie fear for the rest of the day.
That's fucking genius. That kid will think twice about doing that again.
I saw one running around, giggling as his mother asked him to come back to the trolley. He looked back but kept running, still laughing. He reaches the end of the aisle, still not looking in front of him and then BAM! Someone had a really heavily laden trolley and they completely failed to stop it in time and he crashed to the floor, howling at his mother for letting him go that far. I had to go into the next aisle so people wouldn't know what I was laughing at.
I saw one running around, giggling as his mother asked him to come back to the trolley. He looked back but kept running, still laughing. He reaches the end of the aisle, still not looking in front of him and then BAM! Someone had a really heavily laden trolley and they completely failed to stop it in time and he crashed to the floor, howling at his mother for letting him go that far. I had to go into the next aisle so people wouldn't know what I was laughing at.
That is pretty bad and you should feel horrible..
It was an attack on everyone, not just the problem and thus lacking finesse and not worthy of my appreciation. Think Chechnya going for independence by attacking a cinema/school, or a jihadist group talkign about freedom by kidnapping a nurse/reporter/someone who's on their side and then beheading them on national tv.
Very broad attacks aren't genius, and it wasn't that funny. The shopkeepers would have to sanitise the store, if blood got on the cashiers hand/money then they would probably freak out, etc, etc, on and on it goes. Not intelligent. Not funny. Mundane, uncouth and a typical 4chan post.
It was an attack on everyone, not just the problem and thus lacking finesse and not worthy of my appreciation. Think Chechnya going for independence by attacking a cinema/school, or a jihadist group talkign about freedom by kidnapping a nurse/reporter/someone who's on their side and then beheading them on national tv.
Very broad attacks aren't genius, and it wasn't that funny. The shopkeepers would have to sanitise the store, if blood got on the cashiers hand/money then they would probably freak out, etc, etc, on and on it goes. Not intelligent. Not funny. Mundane, uncouth and a typical 4chan post.