Funny? Messed up? Cruel, even? You decide.

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aei_haruko

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if the kid is biting folks, and his mother doesn't care until her " sweeet baby" might have HIV ( i liked that line), then shes a shity mother
 

Soggy Toast

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I can't believe so many people are taking this seriously. I doubt that ever happened. What kind of kid runs around a bites people in the supermarket?
 

poppabaggins

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Currently, the SQL daemon is down so I can't read the quote, but I only had to read 3 posts here to know which one it is. I am ashamed of myself. And yes, it's hilarious because douche parents are douches.
 

MisterDyslexo

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Funny. They should have told the mother, away from her child, that it was all made up, though. That way he would learn his lesson about that.
 

LordZ

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Anyone who thinks this is cruel should ask themselves what would have happened if the next person the kid bit actually was HIV positive? That glorious jerk might have just saved that kid's life.

Were there nicer ways he could have done it? Sure. Would they have been as effective? Very unlikely.

More than likely, that kid went through a series of HIV tests (kids hate needles) which will likely teach the kid that there are consequences to his actions. Further, the mother might actually try to take responsibility for her child because the fear of having an HIV positive child is likely greater than whatever stupidity was preventing her from properly raising the child in the first place. Nothing like a good scare to put things in perspective for a negligent parent and an out of control kid.
 

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What we need are state sponsored kidnappings. That'll teach parents to do the right thing.
 

DarkRyter

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That's cruel.

That kid can't help it if wishes to feast upon human flesh. Life as a cannibalistic abomination is hard enough without some douchebag telling him he has AIDS.
 

Russirishican

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This made my day. Thank you OP.

I think its a little cruel, yes, but she needs to learn to keep her little undisciplined mistake on a leash. ESPECIALLY if she doesn't even have the brains to teach her kid not to fcking bite people.
 

charlest92

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Alright first off I give that guy massive applause. Second the last time I met one of these "biters" the dumb little shit thought it was funny to bite my elbow while I was getting something off the bottom shelves, suffice to say I was legtimately pissed-off so I gave the little bastard a backhand and then proceeded to rage at the parents for not keeping it restrained. I spent a day in jail for that and the kid got a muzzle. All in all I won that battle.
 

game-lover

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Everyone saying they've read this before makes me wonder how long this has been out. I wasn't sure it was entirely new but still...
 

Zeraki

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My first reaction when reading this was "Put your damn kid on a leash!"

If I did something like that when I was that age, my mother would have slapped me silly and make me apologize.

The second reaction was that it is horrible... but hilarious. The mother just learned a very valuable, if a bit harsh lesson. And hopefully that will convince her to actually teach her kid some manners.
 

noobium

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Hold on... there are little kid that go around biting people at stores? Still the story is funny and it would be something I would probably do if my first reaction isn't to scream at the little shit for biting me.
 

Whateveralot

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It's trying too hard to be funny. It's not offending either, I just read it and thought "ok, fine".

The joke does not impress me.