Funny things you've said in-game.

[Mr. Moose]

We've all done it, we've all said some really stupid things that sounded awesome in the context.

The most recent time was in L4D,Versus, on the No Mercy campaign, first chapter.
I ran down the stairs and proceeded to kick some zombie ass. Then I heard a Smoker, being played by my friend.
After shooting him a few times, he ran into one of the bathrooms and proceeded to jump in the tub, to hide.
I followed him and after shooting him to the inch of his life, I meleed him, yelling, "IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO TAKE A BATH!" as he fell into the tub.


What are some crazy stuff you've said?

 

[xitel]

"Fetuses taste good in a nice brown sauce" ... seriously, my Comp Sci class in junior year was insane. Utterly, certifiably, insane. Comments like that were commonplace...

EDIT: Although if you want badass comments, I would have to say "EAT DIE"

 

[Art Axiv]

I followed him and after shooting him to the inch of his life, I meleed him, yelling, "HEY, SMOKER! TAKE A BATH!" as he fell into the tub.

I Lol'd.
Misleading topic title, but ill attempt.

I was playing 2142 on TS with friends... and after we lost, I went "Hey Guys, we lost".
To this day, they call me "Captain Obvious".

 

[stormcaller]

EDIT: Although if you want badass comments, I would have to say "EAT DIE"

Were you attacking the person with dice?

Edit: My personal one is saying "ztarg" instead of gratz on WoW while it doesn't sound like much I've been at it for 2 years now and have started a meme of sorts in my guild.

 

[Fightgarr]

There was a thread about this that was created earlier today.

EDIT: Here it is http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.82223

 

[xitel]

EDIT: Although if you want badass comments, I would have to say "EAT DIE"

Were you attacking the person with dice?

No, it was the word Die as in death.

 

[Berethond]

So we were talking about To Kill a Mockingbird one day in my English class, and she had just told us it was set in the 1930s. Then she asked us what else we knew about the '30s, and my friend said "Many mockingbirds died". It was stupid.

I've said some pretty stupid things in front of girls, too.

 

[Rednog]

I'll stay on the L4D train, one time in VS mode everyone but Zoe made it to the safe room and the zombie tried to lure us out to save her. So I said fck it and screamed "SAVE THE BABY MAKER" and dashed out alone, needless to say I got the man vs tank achievement and the one for going out of a safe room to help a fallen ally.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

"STAY DOWN!" as I assasinated someone over a hill top on Halo 3 (custom game).

 

[stormcaller]

EDIT: Although if you want badass comments, I would have to say "EAT DIE"

Were you attacking the person with dice?

No, it was the word Die as in death.

Damn it would've have been much more funny in the dice sense like say you got really pissed of after a game of Monopoly and shoved a die down someone's throat.

 

[Mr. Moose]

You know.
This being in GAMING DISCUSSION would imply that I WAS TALKING ABOUT GAMES.

 

[Rednog]

EDIT: Although if you want badass comments, I would have to say "EAT DIE"

Were you attacking the person with dice?

I actually have a shirt that says "Prepare to Die" and has a picture of a D20 under it.

 

[xitel]

You know.
This being in GAMING DISCUSSION would imply that I WAS TALKING ABOUT GAMES.

Then ask for it to be moved into Off-Topic.

 

[Hippobatman]

You know.
This being in GAMING DISCUSSION would imply that I WAS TALKING ABOUT GAMES.

Don't be a party pooper

And I might have yelled something like: "YUM YUM, FISHSTICKS!!" while trying to eradicate every slaughterfish in Morrowind. It's not very funny, but it's the only thing that I can remember at the moment.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

Ah, I've got a whole story to go here.

Left 4 Dead, Dead Air Pistol-only Expert run. We weren't doing too well on the construction site level, and about the time we reached the barricade we were half-dead with no medkits. So I say "Screw it." I shoot the gas cans near the barricade, and stand at the front of the group while the hoard rushes in. And instead of just shooting, I dive head-first into the hoard, meleeing and screaming into the mic:

"I AM SIR BARTHOLOMEW STILTON! I AM SIR BARTHOLOMEW STILTON! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?"

And with that, I defeated the hoard singlehandedly with minimal damage. Singlehandedly because everyone else was too awestruck/busy laughing their asses off to help.

So we keep going as planned, until a tank arrives. the general sentiment around the party was "Great, we're screwed."

I walk up to the front of the group, and ask the tank, "Do you know who I am?"

The tank charges. I dodge to the side and start to melee it, screaming:

"I AM SIR BARTHOLOMEW STILTON! I AM SIR BARTHOLOMEW STILTON! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?"

"I! AM! SIR! BARTHOLOMEW! STILTOOOON!"

And with the help of two of my friends (one died), we killed the tank. We killed it with two pistols and a pair of fists.

And so we keep going, and we're almost to the safe house. All of the sudden, we hear crying. I spot the witch some ways away.

"Witch!" Everyone murmurs. "Lights off!"

I turned my light off.

Then I turned it back on.

"Do you know who I am?"

The witch stands and starts to growl at me.

"I AM SIR BARTHOLOME-OH SHIT!"

And that marked the death of Sir Bartholomew Stilton.

 

[fluffylandmine]

My friend got on my 360 and made it so all of my games had the characters(customizable ones) as red and white.

So when I got on to play I started to use "Here comes Santa Claus!" as my warcry.

A few of my friends and myself have some good inside jokes that we like to throw out randomly in games- "Who's king of the jungle now!"(all you need to know is that a lion was involved), JEW BALL!(The theory that Hitler was uni and the one he lost made him hate jews), Kirby-licious(I'll let you guess).

 

[PirateKing]

I'm waiting for a chance to say "My name is Tyson; and I will be killing you today."

 

[MalevolentJim]

In Gta4,bunch of guys in the party were pretending to be gay (using stereotypical gay american accents)...5 minutes later everyone goes silent

...

Gay rights now!

watching PoP's breathtaking combat system:yep,this won't lose its charm.


In gears of war 2 public a friend said out loud:Thats not your face,its my chainsaw IN your face!

i also tend to say "Durty...." after somebody talks.for eg:in gears 2 campaign:"Anya,they're sinking cities with a giant worm!"

in rock band 2:charlene im right behind you (durty)

In the intro for Halo 3:"You had one thing all the other spartans didn't" "a damn fine penis"

 

[KaZZaP]

as he fell into the tub.

I hate to be that guy but smokers explode when you kill them they don't fall down.

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

it was an epic down-to-the-wire assault match in Halo 2. tie game. only a few seconds left on the clock.

my teammate was planting the bomb, as we tried to keep him alive. seriously 7 seconds left in the game and we were about to plant the bomb and win, he was about to die.

i assassinate this pinhead in the back of the head to keep my teammate alive, and i swear to god I scream out,

"FOR THE FUCK OF CUM, PLANT THE BOMB!!!!!!"

he planted the bomb and we won the clan match, but we just barely won because we were all laughing so hard. it took me like 5 seconds to realize what i had said.