Playing L4D as a hunter. I pounced a guy and then yelled "That's right! Your nipples are mine!". Thanks for the inspiration Yhatzee.
Funny things you've said in-game.
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Once on Counter-Strike, it was me and one other guy left on counter-terrorist and one uber-pro dude as terrorist. We both has two hostages and I said on my mic "Alright, we need to stick together so we don't..." and then he got shot. It's was perfect timing.
I was playing MBII (MovieBattles2), a mod for JKA, and I was playing as a droideka. I rolled out into the middle of a large hallway, which isn't the smartest thing to do. I got a few kills, but ultimately it was a waste. I died, and someone said "that was the wrong place for a deka" and I instantly responded, without thinking, "your mom was the wrong place for a fetus". I don't know where it cam from. I felt quite proud of myself, after seeing all the "LOLs", "ROFLs", and "LMAOs". It must of happened at least a year ago, but I remembered. Seeing this topic sparked my memory. I was bored so I made an account and posted this. I need a life.
"KNOWLEDGE IS POWER, *****!"
-Me, launching a book at a Feral Ghoul with my Rock-It launcher. He was thoroughly destroyed thereafter.
Except, y'know. Fallout is a single player game and I was really only yelling at the TV but still.
-Me, launching a book at a Feral Ghoul with my Rock-It launcher. He was thoroughly destroyed thereafter.
Except, y'know. Fallout is a single player game and I was really only yelling at the TV but still.
CoD5, Team Deathmatch,some nondescript level. So I was have a fine old time on Live, sniping as a change of pace, when someone good the dogs thingy on the opposite team. Since I really don't like dogs in real life, when I hear them I get a little unnerved. Also the fact that I only had a tiny colt as protection from the canines(I've learned my timing sucks with the melee knife) I get bonifide scared and lost my train of thought.
I yelled over the headset, "¡Ah caramelo Jesús, los perros son!" which roughly translates to "Oh sweet Jesus, the dogs are out!"
Needless to say non of the English speaking members understood me but laughed their ass off at the scared tone and fact it was in spanish. They laughed even harder when I translated it for them after the match was over.
I yelled over the headset, "¡Ah caramelo Jesús, los perros son!" which roughly translates to "Oh sweet Jesus, the dogs are out!"
Needless to say non of the English speaking members understood me but laughed their ass off at the scared tone and fact it was in spanish. They laughed even harder when I translated it for them after the match was over.
Oh, and let's not forget the time a kid was complaining that I did something unfair in game, and then the other guy on the server at the time (my teammate and one of the server admins) said "yeah dude, according to the server rules that's illegal" and I said quite calmly "It's only illegal if I leave witnesses" and shot him in the head. They both started laughing hysterically and I am now always welcome on that server.
I started dieing laughing after I read that hahaha. and the only thing I can think of is the time I had watched Forest Gump, then right after gone into a game of Call of Duty: Word At War, and some guy had hit me with a shotty, and blown my legs clean off. I instantly thought of the movie and screamed, "but you ain't got no legs lieutenant Dan!!".Shadow Tyrant said:
Been there with the legs blown off thing. After I respawned I said, "Lt. Dan, you got new legs!"GunnerGraye said:
when playing timespliters 2 my friend was in a fire fight with one of the Bots we put in to get a larger match, when all of a sudden my friend playing as the monkey comes up behind him with the flamethrower yelling, "burn *****, burn!"
He finished off my friend and when my friend died, he turned to the guy playing monkey and said, "the next time I see you, IMA KILL YOU TO DEATH!"
That has since become his catch phrase.
Several years later on GoW2 me and a group of people were playing on Pavilion and my friend was the last guy left, when he was trapped by two guys another person yelled out this gem, "Make your bullets shoot harder!"
that one got several laughs.
He finished off my friend and when my friend died, he turned to the guy playing monkey and said, "the next time I see you, IMA KILL YOU TO DEATH!"
That has since become his catch phrase.
Several years later on GoW2 me and a group of people were playing on Pavilion and my friend was the last guy left, when he was trapped by two guys another person yelled out this gem, "Make your bullets shoot harder!"
that one got several laughs.
I was recently playing GOW2 online with a couple of friends. One of said friends worked his way into a bit of a pickle with the other team, in which he was totally surrounded and under fire. Not being aware of this I found it pretty funny to just randomly hear "AHHHHH! Alex, you're intelligent, HELP ME!" then the sound of his characters head exploding.
I have a tendency to gurgle whatever beverage I have with my mic in my mouth. When asked about the strange noises I claim to know nothing about them.
While playing Halo 3 with my roommate on Legendary, some grunt managed to stick me. At a warped moment of caffine-induced psychosis, I ran up to my roommate's character and screamed at the top of my lungs "HUG ME!"
We had to pause the game because we laughed so hard and it is now an inside joke between him and myself.
We had to pause the game because we laughed so hard and it is now an inside joke between him and myself.
I was a hunter in left for dead quietly skulking in a closet. Then the survivors passed by and I jumped on them yelling THURPISRE! (surprise in a gay accent) and I killed one of them before I died. Or in any shooter on line you can hear the sound of a grenade hitting the floor someone say "oh shit" and then an explosion.
Got another good one. We were all sitting around playing Halo (1) on system link Team Deathmatch, and one guy on our team had hidden behind a rock with a shotgun. As one of the other team's members walked by, he jumped out and shouted at the top of his lungs "SHENANIGANS!" We were all laughing so hard and for so long he managed to kill the guy again after he respawned.