Funny things you've said in-game.

[NoNeedCaptain]

I've had a few lines myself but none that i can remember but my friends always seem to spew lines that are goddamn hilarious. For example:

Playing TF2 with my mate, when ever he gets on a role he talks like a black sergeant from Vietnam and he said this once "OH ***** TRIED TO KILL ME, BUT GUESS WHATS COMING? THE PAIN TRAIN *****! AND I'M THE CONDUCTOR! CHUGGA-CHUGGA RAPE-RAPE!!"

And when playing halo 3 with my other friend, we absolutely dominated a team in social slayer and we happened to have a lot of sticky kills and a player on the other team says "Learn to play halo 3 and not spam grenades" to which my friend says "Halo 3? i thought we were playing Scooby Doo"

 

[Etrius_the_seraphim]

i once walked up to a player that was a girl (i knew this because of her voice) in gears 2 and said "hello there" in a seductive manner then chain sawed her into bloody chunks and said "they fall to pieces every time"

 

[Lyiat]

Mhm, ok, another one here.

My Dad and I are playing Gears of War, 4 on 4. We're on the map that is, essentially, two sets of stairs. It goes like this.

Me (Lyiat): "Raaah!" *chainsaw kill*
Dad (TheKurgonXX): "Nice one kiddo!"
Ally 1: "Jeez... this looks like Kurgon's and Lyiat's map!"
Me: "Of cou-" *Lyiat has been killed with Longshot.*
Me: "-rse... Knock, knock on fucking wood..."

 

[Puppeteer Putin]

I recently said "That's what you get for smoking" to a Smoker I had killed in L4D.. typical bad action movie line. All my friends just sighed over their mics.

Another was when I had a load of friends over for a LAN, we decided to make a clan call [RAGING], following by a name that rhymed with a Lag (i.e. Hag, Shag, ... use your imaginations). Played Counter-Strike, The Specialist, and Natural Selection using those clan tags, purposely buggering up peoples games, or just saying hugely silly things, usually with a homosexual skew. Was great fun.

 

[Shurikens and Lightning]

Me and my friends were playing a closed match with Halo and We were bored. I immediatly said "I can hear them and they are telling me to kill you!" After three seconds of confusion I immediatly threw a sticky and landed it on me and i ran right in the middle of my teammates.

Confused enemy team and very angry teamates.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

"Have a taste of my Schweaty balls," said I to the poor newbie I killed on Halo 3.

 

[Apocalypse Tank]

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIMMME FOR A COOK OUTTTTTTTT
-me during a completely quiet class period

 

[Psyco Slim]

Playing Soul Calibur 4 against a friend in England and he was beating me so i said "THIS IS GAY. LIKE SUCKING 8 BARRELS OF COCK!!" he couldnt stop rofling and i won because of it

 

[RebelRising]

I'll stay on the L4D train, one time in VS mode everyone but Zoe made it to the safe room and the zombie tried to lure us out to save her. So I said fck it and screamed "SAVE THE BABY MAKER" and dashed out alone, needless to say I got the man vs tank achievement and the one for going out of a safe room to help a fallen ally.

I laughed at this.

Playing Call of Duty 4 one day, my friend took my headphone and suggested that the team should formulate a strategy to win Domination on one the Middle Eastern maps. A few seconds later, they responded with a unanimous "Nah." We lost the match.

Just as well, though. COD 4 isn't a tactical shooter.

 

[gregatron08]

I have a favourite from when a friend of mine was raid leader in karazan, wow, it was when TBC was first released and we were struggling to down moroes... we get him to 5% and things start going a bit awry, he yells down the mic "MY NAN DOES MORE DPS THAN YOU!!!" sure enough it drove us on to beat him, loot him, heal up

me: "is your nan a warlock?"

I recently said "That's what you get for smoking" to a Smoker I had killed in L4D.. typical bad action movie line. All my friends just sighed over their mics.

may i put forward "Smoking can cause a slow and painful death" and just generally reading the government health warnings off packs for the future? heh

"smoking harms sperm and decreases fertility!" that would be a fun one

 

[Meado]

I recently said "That's what you get for smoking" to a Smoker I had killed in L4D.. typical bad action movie line. All my friends just sighed over their mics.

may i put forward "Smoking can cause a slow and painful death" and just generally reading the government health warnings off packs for the future? heh

"smoking harms sperm and decreases fertility!" that would be a fun one

How about "At least it wasn't the cancer that killed you!". "Smokin's bad, m'kay?" perhaps?


Oh, oh, I just remembered one. Some guy was kicking arse with the sword in Halo3, mainly from assassinations, but you would always know he was coming because he mooed at you when he wanted you dead.
"Ha, got a kill!"
"MOO!"
"Oh shi-!"

Also, L4D, I've just been huntered. "I miss my lungs..."

 

[GunnerGraye]

Oh, just thought of another one. I was playing with a couple of my friends on CoD:WaW and we were on search and destroy. I was the last one left and one of my friends was on the ground in last stand. "kill that last guy so i can get the assist!" so i only had like 15 seconds left, killed the guy and i got to the bomb. I looked and there was 5 seconds. As i'm defusing the bomb i manage to get out, "oh you sick son a of bit-". The bomb blew up in my face cause my friend just had a have the assist... we had a good laugh about that afterwards.

 

[DanDanikov]

"I can see my house from here" was an inspired line while playing the EVE Online beta and had my whole corporation in giggles.

I also managed to do the entire Monty Python exchange over witches during a L4D campaign with a friend of mine. "A witch! Burn the witch! We've found a witch! May we burn her?" What made things worse is when we finally decided she was a witch and fit to be burned, nobody had a molotov.

 

[Mean Mother Rucker]

My friend Mike and Simon were playing Halo 3 on a custom map that had a ridiculous amount of grenades on it. So my friend Simon is Ethiopian, and my friend Mike is Arkansas-ian. Mike proceeds to rape Simon violently in-game for about 20 kills, when Simon finally sticks him. Mike dies is a cloud of shrapnel and flame, and Simon proceeds to drop the controller, and yell, "Mmm... Honky Meat!". He still lost in the end, though.

 

[willard3]

Couple of fun moments from Call of Duty.

Playing a private free-for-all with my clan, one of the guys was talking a little smack to everyone, especially me because I'm one of the weaker people in the clan. Immediately after he made a comment dissing me, I ran up and got a headshot with the double-barreled shotgun. He went "oh" and shut up. I said "What's that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of your head exploding."


Then there's also the times I'm playing Search and Destroy and some sniper thinks he's being all sneaky while I'm counter-sniping. As I scope him out, I always end up saying (even if nobody can hear me) "Oh I see you I see you, you think you're all ninja and sh1t? I see you motherf**ker...TINK"


("tink" is what I say when I get a headshot, cause it sounds like that)

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

as he fell into the tub.

I hate to be that guy but smokers explode when you kill them they don't fall down.

Actually, they fall down. They just release a huge cloud of smoke when they die, making it seem like they explode.

 

[This Person]

"Don't worry, I don't need first aid yet."
Just as my health hits zero. I do this every time.

 

[Snotnarok]

In Team Fortress 2 I was an engineer and said "Okay I have a sewer up to their teleporter c'mon guys let's go".

I was informed right after by my friend that I should go to bed, after looking at the clock behind me reading it to be 9am and not have slept yet...I agreed, but kept playing.

So remember, if you need a sewer to a teleporter, I'll set you guys up okay?

 

[Kais101]

I always find F***k nugget to be my expletive of choice when angry, either that or mutter go die in a hole of a heroin overdose....

 

[C3rtainD3ath]

me and my friends battlecry in CoD:4 and hopefully in WaW now, sorta starts like, "You know where you are?" and then depending on how many of us are their we all yell "YOURE IN THE JUNGLE BABY" or like 2 weeks ago my friend had a shotgun in halo 3 multiplayer and he said "ho ho ho now a have a shootgun" we all lauged and he won the game singlehandedly with his shootgun.

or when im getting majorly pi**ed off at an enemy sniper in CoD 4 or WaW it drives me to countersnipe. my commentary to my friends in chat goes something like this "Yeah ***** i got u now yeaaaaaah stay there for daddy... HEADSHOT... yeah *****"