Stranglehold. I did the slow down shot to the dick multiple times to enemies. This one instance, I shot a guy in the bollocks using the slow down focus shot, and as it showed his reaction, i just went "OOH RIGHT IN THE MEAN BEAN MACHINE!"
Funny things you've said in-game.
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oh also, in L4D, boomer is running at me, and as he's that close to me, I just yell "YOU WEIGH 200 POUNDS. NOW PREPARE TO DIE!" and took it down with a shotgun.
well, in WoW (yes don't hurt me cause i play wow, NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE!!!!)
we're raiding Naxxaramas (current WOTLK not pre BC) against heig the unclean, and it's winter veil, so obviously snow balls aplenty
so me, being the 'huntar' i am, run in and scream over the mic, while lobbing snowballs to the bosses head
"back up, JUST BACK UP, WHAT, YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME? DO YOU?! DO YOU *****?!"
aaannd.. then i found out the snowballs actually pulled the boss and everyone died..
and then in left 4 dead had a screaming 12 year old wanker, (you knwo what im talking about)
who goes to jump on the car, but not before i blast his legs off with the shotgun, leading him to need to be healed to be able to walk, told everyone.
"no no, go ahead to the safe house, i'll help him."
so off everyone went, and i really was going to help him, until the kid screamed,
"come on you fucking wanker, heal me!"
at what point i promtly shot the car twice seting off the alarm, and leaving him to rot, then explaining to the team with an innocent tone
"But... it's a waste of a med-kit."
we're raiding Naxxaramas (current WOTLK not pre BC) against heig the unclean, and it's winter veil, so obviously snow balls aplenty
so me, being the 'huntar' i am, run in and scream over the mic, while lobbing snowballs to the bosses head
"back up, JUST BACK UP, WHAT, YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME? DO YOU?! DO YOU *****?!"
aaannd.. then i found out the snowballs actually pulled the boss and everyone died..
and then in left 4 dead had a screaming 12 year old wanker, (you knwo what im talking about)
who goes to jump on the car, but not before i blast his legs off with the shotgun, leading him to need to be healed to be able to walk, told everyone.
"no no, go ahead to the safe house, i'll help him."
so off everyone went, and i really was going to help him, until the kid screamed,
"come on you fucking wanker, heal me!"
at what point i promtly shot the car twice seting off the alarm, and leaving him to rot, then explaining to the team with an innocent tone
"But... it's a waste of a med-kit."
Last night, I was playing Zuma with the fiancee. As I was about to lose a level, I blurted out "Oh no! Support my troops!" to no one in particular. It was especially strange since we're pretty anti-war kind of people and Zuma has NOTHING to do with warfare. We both had a pretty good laugh.
Got home from the bar after a night of drinking and my roommate and I decided to play some Halo. We got into a match with 2 random people and before we know it, we are all singing, loudly and badly, but it was fun/funny. We partied up and continued the concert for another 2 hours, and we actually won quite a few matches.
Firstly, Sir Bartholomew Stilton is a GOD.
I recently found out that the voice actor (John DiMaggio) for Schnitzel on Chowder is also Marcus Fenix in Gears of War 2. So, from then on, every single time I chainsaw someone, I scream "RAAAADDDAAAAA!!"
I recently found out that the voice actor (John DiMaggio) for Schnitzel on Chowder is also Marcus Fenix in Gears of War 2. So, from then on, every single time I chainsaw someone, I scream "RAAAADDDAAAAA!!"
Cough, cough. On another topic, you said "I don't normally do this...." and then went on about how it had already been done. Is this all you do? Complain about what's already been done?Fightgarr said:
Yes, it is completely, that is literally all I do on this forum.MurderousToaster said:
If you look at some people's postings they will do it for every fucking repeat thread, I do it TWICE and all of a sudden I normally do this? Yeah great fucking logic there. Hell I probably have done it before this as well, go check my postings if you really feel the need express that my argument is somehow invalid because of one phrase.
EDIT: Also this thread was at the time of a similar name to the one I linked, as well has having been created in the same day, I see no reason why I couldn't point that one out.
Probably my favorite was during the Van Cleef instance on WoW, I got mobbed by 5 level 18 elites. Being only level 17, I ran around screaming "BENNY HILL!!!" Somehow, I survived.
Well one game in L4D I decided to go through the whole map only by melee bashing, and yelling "Stealth kill!" every time I hit a zombie, even if I was just bashing my way through a horde, much to the annoyance of my friends.
Also, one of my friends tends to say "WTF?? I shot him 1000 times!!!" when he dies in FPSs, and I always automatically respond, "Well, you should have shot him 1001 times", always adding 1 more to the amount of times he claimed to have shot the enemy. Also, when he would say what happened to him, like "Damn I got sniped" or "Damn I stepped on a mine", no matter what it was I would respond "Yeah that happens." I annoy my friend alot.
Also, one of my friends tends to say "WTF?? I shot him 1000 times!!!" when he dies in FPSs, and I always automatically respond, "Well, you should have shot him 1001 times", always adding 1 more to the amount of times he claimed to have shot the enemy. Also, when he would say what happened to him, like "Damn I got sniped" or "Damn I stepped on a mine", no matter what it was I would respond "Yeah that happens." I annoy my friend alot.
It was an assumption, and those were questions, not statements. You could have simply replied "No, it is not all that I do." albeit the fact that you were clearly under the assumption they were rhetorical questions and that I had no interest in the answer, that is untrue.Fightgarr said:
My buddies were over and we were playing Timesplitters 3 when Joe got really frustrated by bots and suddenly yelled "Shit burrito!" at the top of his lungs. We spent the next 10 minutes giggling hysterically.
Personally, I like to shout "Spoon!" or "Amygdala!" as I charge enemies in shooters.
Personally, I like to shout "Spoon!" or "Amygdala!" as I charge enemies in shooters.
PSO - Offline:
"Well, I think that's all-*POW* Oh God Sinow Zoa!! SINOW ZOA!!
PSO - Online:
"Wow, so this is Ultimate mode...well the Caves should be-AIIIGHE!! MEGID, MEDIG!!"
Sonic BA2 - Multiplayer:
"You ain't seen nothin' yet, I'll just jump off the rail and...miss...aw man."
"Well, I think that's all-*POW* Oh God Sinow Zoa!! SINOW ZOA!!
PSO - Online:
"Wow, so this is Ultimate mode...well the Caves should be-AIIIGHE!! MEGID, MEDIG!!"
Sonic BA2 - Multiplayer:
"You ain't seen nothin' yet, I'll just jump off the rail and...miss...aw man."
Most posts are fun to read, had some good laughs. 
Got also something to contribute:
When I rejoined WoW after the BC release (did quit again before WotLK), I went to a run through Shadow Labyrinth, a 5 man instance with my bestest WoW buddies.
While fighting the remaining trash mobs right before the final boss, a random group member occasionally got mind controlled and thus hostile, indicated by his name changing to red.
I, not entirely down with the basics of the game again, was very alarmed when suddenly all of my comrades' names turned red, so I said genuinely "Oh no, we're all mind controlled!" - needless to say that from that on, whenever someone on a future run had been mind controlled, he would yell about our certain doom on the hands of mass-mind control.
Also a few years back I introduced the IT Crowd (hilarious british comedy series) to my friends on a LAN party.
Soon I yelled "HEADWOUND" (a line in the 1st episode) in a thick british accent whenever I landed a headshot. Thus my nick was born.
Would have loved to have my usual 'ü' in there instead of 'ue' on this forums, but the Escapist wouldn't let me. =((
Got also something to contribute:
When I rejoined WoW after the BC release (did quit again before WotLK), I went to a run through Shadow Labyrinth, a 5 man instance with my bestest WoW buddies.
While fighting the remaining trash mobs right before the final boss, a random group member occasionally got mind controlled and thus hostile, indicated by his name changing to red.
I, not entirely down with the basics of the game again, was very alarmed when suddenly all of my comrades' names turned red, so I said genuinely "Oh no, we're all mind controlled!" - needless to say that from that on, whenever someone on a future run had been mind controlled, he would yell about our certain doom on the hands of mass-mind control.
Also a few years back I introduced the IT Crowd (hilarious british comedy series) to my friends on a LAN party.
Soon I yelled "HEADWOUND" (a line in the 1st episode) in a thick british accent whenever I landed a headshot. Thus my nick was born.
Would have loved to have my usual 'ü' in there instead of 'ue' on this forums, but the Escapist wouldn't let me. =((