Funny things you've said in-game.

[The Kind Cannibal]

A capture the Flag game in CoD5 started and a good friend of mine decided he'd blare a lil music for us, we had a pretty decent and respectable group of players(read polite) who agreed. So Rob zombie's Dragula starts playing, and were all pumped by it. But his cd skips on his stereo just as a player shots him to hell with a tank.

So now you have Rob repeating, "Die!" like a persistent retard just as he gets blown to kingdom come. We laughed our asses off for the rest of the match.

 

[Altorin]

a friend of mine turned a phrase that caught on like wildfire in my group of friends

that phrase is "That's a bad prize" whenever something bad happens to you, usually in a game, or in a movie.

this friend turns all of our catchphrases, so much so that we call them "Cam-isms"

Also, on WoW, I'm generally known in my guild as an insane encyclopedia, I often lead raids and my guildies are often just laughing at some stupid thing I just said.. I really can't think of anything notable off the top of my head, but they have made several soundboards of my boss explanations.

 

[XxFear ItselfxX]

"KNOWLEDGE IS POWER, *****!"

-Me, launching a book at a Feral Ghoul with my Rock-It launcher. He was thoroughly destroyed thereafter.

Except, y'know. Fallout is a single player game and I was really only yelling at the TV but still.

I blew a Super Mutant's head off with a plunger while screaming "You plugged the toilet and left it there you ass!". The Rock-It Launcher fixes everything.

 

[XxFear ItselfxX]

In GTA4 I was climbing over a guard rail on the side of the freeway. As Neko was jumping over his foot got caught and he face planted on the road. I still have no idea how this happened. My friends and I laughed for a good 10 minutes.
In CoD4, I often suicide bomb by holding onto a grenade while shouting random crap like "Taste bible Jew face!" or "AHLALALALALA!".

 

[willard3]

a friend of mine turned a phrase that caught on like wildfire in my group of friends

that phrase is "That's a bad prize" whenever something bad happens to you, usually in a game, or in a movie.

this friend turns all of our catchphrases, so much so that we call them "Cam-isms"

Actually, that originated with Strong Bad. "Computer over? Virus = very yes? That's not a good prize!"

(I have found myself using that rather frequently.)

 

[TopHatTim]

in my 4th period class we have this kid...hes really smart but really fucking wierd, and it was the most quite day so far...no one said a word and he just stand up screaming the lyrics to the shout by tears for fears and i joined in and so did all my friends..almost had the whole class going...pretty epic

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

well I have a few top ones... in CS:S i generally play under the name TurboToast and have an accompanying spray that is quite funny. but i tend to randomly say: "The toast is ready." at the beginning of a match...of course i also responded to someone trying desperately to flame me ingame by saying:"Yeah really, you get alotta action, in comparison to what a herniated leper?"

also dunno why i said it but awhile back i seem to have been referring to defeat as "Having a bad soup day." and referring to anything good as "Extra crispy"

 

[Sackwak]

Well it wasn't online but when I was playing The Mile High Club in CoD4, right at the end when the terrorist holds the chap hostage, I said "Hey Terrorist. Terrorise This"

 

[TsunamiWombat]

"THE CAKE IS A LIE! THE CAKE IS A LIIIEEE!" Firing randomly with dual pistols into a hoarde of infected. L4D.

"Holy shit, Mom was right about common courtesy for all those years." When we figured out closing doors behind us was actually a good defensive technique in L4D.

 

[Typhusoid]

On my first run-through of L4D I ran staight into the very first zombie, who ripped me to shreds. When revived, my compainians stared incredoloiusly until I muttered "I thought he was on our team"

 

[Danny Ocean]

Wilson: Who has the shotgun?
Danny: I always have a shotgun, in my pants.
Wilson: *sigh*

I tend to make quite a few, but I work on a quantity over quality policy, I just keep on talking until I say something funny. Sometimes, though, I strike comic gold.

Most of the time, I just get a lot of my team-mates muttering, "Shut the hell up, Danny!"

 

[Zersy]

IT'S A ME MARIO !

that made every one laugh so hard

it was during COD4

 

[Benny Blanco]

During Vietcong Deathmatches, in which I inevitably played as black pyjamas:
"I'm not in the jungle, Joe, I am the jungle"
"Too beaucoup!!! Me kill you rong time!!"

Also in the old days, when it was all about Unreal Tournament, we had a LAN party tradition of sticking "Rasputin" by Boney M on loop (makes surprisingly good soundtrack to a fragfest-try it sometime if you don't believe me...) and the tradition was to quote a line whenever you killed someone. Fine when you're among friends who know the tradition, but outside that select circle a bit confusing.

Although in a game set on the Eastern Front in WW2 it was oddly appropriate: "Oh, Those Russians..."

 

[ultimasupersaiyan]

Funniest thing I said in-game was a rip-off of a Yahtzee line I said in Final Fantasy XI which was when a Linkshell member asked me 'what happened?' and I said 'I got sharp, pointy weapon bum raped! T.T'. Not funny to most people when I retell it but they've seen Zero Puntuation. The Linkshell members in Final Fantasy XI haven't seen it so they laughed at it.

Off-topic sorta, one of my funniest this I've said in life was "I'm not lazy, I believe in creative job distribution."

 

[CptCamoPants]

"I thought that he was the stupidest person I'd ever met, too...
Until I met you, that is"
Said to a retarded 12 year old who proceeded to throw a temper tantrum...
Good times... good times.

 

[XxFear ItselfxX]

I was again playin L4D and I spawned as a Boomer. A survovor was hiding in a bathroom on the toilet when I came rushing in and yelled "Bolemics are people too! Stop laughing!" and threw up all over him while aiming for the toilet. I spelled bolemics wrong... somebody please correct it.

 

[Kermi]

I have one I want to share that I didn't say, but was witness to in Halo 3 matchmaking.

some guy: "Are you stupid or something?"
ten year old kid: "Yeah, I am actually! I take pills for it every morning."


As for shit I've yelled in rage while playing... I wouldn't even know where to start. I've told any number of players to go suck their mothers dick. I don't usually wear my headset though, so no one hears it except my wife.

 

[Stevato]

Back in my wow days, my friend played a warlock, in a raid one day i suggested he roll his head over the keyboard and he would get more kills...

IT was hillarious at the time, but its a bit late now, you wasn't there man!