Games. Let Us Boil Them Down!

[DesertHawk]

Let's practice a little exercise. Take any game you like, and boil it down to a simple phrase or concept representative of what you feel the game is all about; or, at least, what makes it enjoyable for you. Try to keep phrases short, yet feel free to discuss why you wrote what you did.

Example:

Portal.
"Speedy things go in, speedy things come out."

or

Doom.
"More guns, more bullets, more baddies, more fun."

-Rob

 

[Cherry Cola]

The Beatles Rockband

"Hear and see everything hippies smoking weed do!"

Red Faction: Guerilla

"The hammer is mightier than the bazooka!"

Killzone 2

"The third reich... IN SPACE!"

 

[Danny Ocean]

Killing Floor.

"Kill. Upgrade. Kill. Upgrade. Kill. Upgrade. Kill. Upgrade. Kill. Done."

 

[The DSM]

Disgaea: Kill everything till you reach an impossible level, then get your ass handed to you by Baal cause you arnt over-powered enough.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

GTA.

"Drive dangerously, find out which movies the Rockstar North people have watched too many times."

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Dark Sector.

"Decapitatiooooooon! But God it gets old."

Oh wait. Games I like? Ah well.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Falout 3: Clean some water and kill some dudes

 

[Armored Prayer]

Gears 2.

Chainsaws and lots of gore.

Disgaea: Kill everything till you reach an impossible level, then get your ass handed to you by Baal cause you arnt over-powered enough.

I actually managed to defeat him.(took me about a month) Then he came back even more overpowered.

 

[General Vagueness]

in before Halo

 

[PrinceoN]

Sonic 3&Knuckles: Run. Jump. Run faster. Jump Higher. Collect rings. Spin dash. Win game.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Shadow of the Colossus:

Kill some giants, feel bad about it.

 

[Cherry Cola]

TF2
"See the spy? He's behind you!"

Condemned 2
"See the Bear? Not ye- OH GOD THERE!"

WoW
"See the point? Me neither."

Winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwin.

Couldn't do a better joke myself.

 

[Sneaklemming]

Eve online

"Take and accountancy and strategic security course at university"

 

[Thaius]

Final Fantasy VII: HOLY CRAP THAT JUST HAPPENED... wait, what just happened?

Metal Gear Solid: Aw, the movie's already done...

Bioshock: "A man chooses; a slave obeys."

Halo: Stupid effin' monitor.

Okami: *breathless*

 

[busterkeatonrules]

Saints Row 2:

Go nuts, wipe out your rivals, keep going nuts!

 

[SharPhoe]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

Save the world. Without pants.

Shadow of the Colossus:

Kill some giants, feel bad about it.

Wonderful, simply wonderful, both of you.
Let's see...

Dynasty Warriors:

Army? What army?

The Halo series:

These rings fuck shit up. Let's fuck them up first.

God of War:

Brood. Scream at stuff. Kill deities. It's a good thing.