Games. Let Us Boil Them Down!

[Gaderael]

Unreal Tournament 99/2k3/2k4/3:
Shoot anything that moves. Die a lot.

 

[Gabanuka]

Any FPs: Kill anyone and everyone

inFamous: Zappy, zappy

 

[ben117]

odst:
automag+nathan fillion+sadys story

half life:
its crowbar time

 

[Acidwell]

Half Life series: PHYSICS! IS! AWESOME!

Just about any game brought out in the last 10 years:
Kill everything that moves, except this dude giving you missions. you cant even try to shoot him

 

[Lord Mutton Chops]

Legend of Zelda: Majora's mask
Day one, day two, day three, song of time. Day one, day two, day three, song of time. Day one, day two, day three, song of time. Day one.....Just a little repetitive.

 

[Ryuk2]

WOW
''Oh god, what I'm doing, when does it end? AAAAAAAAAHhhhhh......h..h!!''
Evil Genious
''I'm entertained while being bored, hooray!''
Call of Cthulhu
''It hurts you because it love you.'' (seriously that game is friking hard as balls and the stealth doesn't work at all, but it's amazing and you should play it)

-not Rob

 

[DesertHawk]

Warhammer 40K:
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"

Fable II:
"A dude and his dog."

 

[Lord Mutton Chops]

Prototype:
Just how many can you eat?

Pac-man:
Just how many can you eat?

hungry hungry hippos:
Just how many can you eat?

 

[josh797]

odst:
automag+firefly+sadys story

half life:
its crowbar time

there, i fixed it for you. nathan fillion, alan tudyk (wash) as mickey, and adam baldwin (jayne) as dutch, all play the main chars in that game.

 

[Nmil-ek]

Planescape Torment

Talk, talk, talk ZOMBIES! Talk.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Civilisation: "When do i get Tanks?"
Colonisation: "When do i get Guns?"
Vampire Bloodlines:"How can i do this without getting my hands dirty?/ as dirty as possible?"
Fallout:"What happens if Iiiiiiii..."
Command and Conquer"Well i could flank these Vehicles with the fast units, take the slower ones with more firepower as support, the infantry starts the main attack while..... aaaach screw it lets just build tanks and blow everything up"

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Left 4 Dead:
A thousand expletives for your enemies, a million for your friends.

 

[Stoic raptor]

Prince of Persia sands of time
"OMG SAND ZOMBIES!!!!"

God of War
"YAY GORE!!!"

Shadow of the Colloses
"Damn, that is huge"

Castlevania Curse of Darkness
"ISSAC, GET BACK HERE!!"

Half Life 2
"I cant belive it, its Gordan Freeman!!"

 

[plastic_window]

Mario.
"Don't touch anything moving that isn't adorable, and don't fall down any holes."

I always found that big cactus dude to be exactly that - adorable. His big goofy smile and his spikey hair just looked... well... adorable

Black and White:
Throwing rocks has never been this fun.

Black and White 2:
NOW WITH LESS CONTROL!

 

[JoshGod]

every game:
press buttons until you win XD

 

[MGlBlaze]

TF2
"See the spy? He's behind you!"

Condemned 2
"See the Bear? Not ye- OH GOD THERE!"

WoW
"See the point? Me neither."

Nice! xD

Half-Life 2;
"Physiiiics! Oh, and a malevolent alien race has taken over earth while you were gone, no biggie. They all lose. To a theoretical physicist. See what they did there?"

Psychonaughts;
"WHY IS THE LAST LEVEL SO HARD!? And why is there so much meat?"

Call of Duty 4;
"Exactly HOW can you use a .50 desert eagle with ONE HAND again?"

every game:
press buttons until you win XD

A lot of recent games;
"Press X to not die."

Seriously, even CoD4 does it when a dog attacks you, and I've found it to be seriously dodgy. There are times I did it and it should have worked, but it didn't. Source of many a frustration...

 

[LegendaryMan]

Wet Attack:
Boobs and...Boobs

Amazon:
SAVE THEM BIRDS AND SHIT (i actually LOVE this game,its mah childhood)

WarCraft:
Ni sitter där i Ventrilo och spelar DotA

Duke Nukem:
Its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum.And im all out of gum.

 

[MGlBlaze]

Duke Nukem Forever;
"We'll think of something to put here later."

 

[TheBarefootBandit]

Sonic 3&Knuckles: Run. Jump. Run faster. Jump Higher. Collect rings. Spin dash. Win game.

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