Games. Let Us Boil Them Down!
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Borderlands
"Guns r good"
L4D
"There are some zombies, kill they ass"
Modern Warfare 2:
"BEST GAME EVAR!" /fanboy
"Guns r good"
L4D
"There are some zombies, kill they ass"
Modern Warfare 2:
"BEST GAME EVAR!" /fanboy
LOL nice one.HUBILUB said:
axelspitfire said:
Zaksav91 said:
LOL you all get double chocolate chip cookies from my job.General Ken8 said:
Ok me...
Goldeneye 007
"The true original life of James Bond... even with outdated graphics!"
Resident Evil 2
"Find all the ammo you can, but remember to turn your gun straight at them, no functional aiming here here you sissy!"
Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow
"Swing your oversized swords and cast your mystical attacks...Non-Belmont style!"
KOTOR II
"Force Storm some Sith pricks and twirl lightsabers...D&D style!"
Metroid (especially the Prime series): "OHSWEETMERCIFULCRAPITSONMYFACEGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFFUCKFUCKFUCKAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH"
World of Warcraft:
"You want me to kill how many boars... again"
Final Fantasy:
"Not realy final is it?"
Kingdom Hearts:
"lol Disney+ FF= WTF is this crap"
Call of Duty: World at War (On veteran):
"What do you mean my bullet went thrugh his head, hes still shooting"
"You want me to kill how many boars... again"
Final Fantasy:
"Not realy final is it?"
Kingdom Hearts:
"lol Disney+ FF= WTF is this crap"
Call of Duty: World at War (On veteran):
"What do you mean my bullet went thrugh his head, hes still shooting"
Rock band guitar: Alt-strumming is HARD
Rock band drums: Syncopation is HARD
Rock band vocals: Getting a good score is easy, sounding good while you do it is HARD (For me at least)
Planescape torment: Where killing is (usually) optional.
Any really difficult game: Because if you beat your head against the wall enough times, the wall might move.
Rock band drums: Syncopation is HARD
Rock band vocals: Getting a good score is easy, sounding good while you do it is HARD (For me at least)
Planescape torment: Where killing is (usually) optional.
Any really difficult game: Because if you beat your head against the wall enough times, the wall might move.
Some more:
Halo:
Keep shooting till everything around you is dead.
Fable:
Dodge, attack, dodge, attack, buy stuff if not working.
Mass Effect:
Explore everything, save for best equipment, gun your way through space.
(Being nice is optional)
Total War:
Build army, take cities, profit, repeat.
Ratchet and Clank:
Not winning? Need more dakka.
Sonic (Classic games)
Run and jump to avoid enemies, traverse levels and beat boss.
(And ignore Tails, he's useless.)
Sonic (3D games)
All about points. Move fast and follow Rule Of Cool to get points.
The Sims 3
The illusion is that you have control. This is a lie.
Streets of Rage
Deal damage, avoid damage.
Oblivion
Min-maxers win, level grinders lose.
Kingdom Under Fire
Infantry charge healing spells: cavalry/archers cast healing spells.
Halo:
Keep shooting till everything around you is dead.
Fable:
Dodge, attack, dodge, attack, buy stuff if not working.
Mass Effect:
Explore everything, save for best equipment, gun your way through space.
(Being nice is optional)
Total War:
Build army, take cities, profit, repeat.
Ratchet and Clank:
Not winning? Need more dakka.
Sonic (Classic games)
Run and jump to avoid enemies, traverse levels and beat boss.
(And ignore Tails, he's useless.)
Sonic (3D games)
All about points. Move fast and follow Rule Of Cool to get points.
The Sims 3
The illusion is that you have control. This is a lie.
Streets of Rage
Deal damage, avoid damage.
Oblivion
Min-maxers win, level grinders lose.
Kingdom Under Fire
Infantry charge healing spells: cavalry/archers cast healing spells.