Games. Let Us Boil Them Down!

[Admiral Stukov]

Unreal Tournament:
Kill, die, resurrect, repeate."

 

[Lordmarkus]

Fallout

Urgh. I'll get you during my next save game!

 

[SnipErlite]

Left 4 Dead:
A thousand expletives for your enemies, a million for your friends.

Haha brilliant

Counter Strike: OMGWTFBBQ HOW DID HE KILL ME I CANT EVEN SEE HIM

CoD4: Everyone worse than you is a Noob, everyone better is sad and plays the game too much

=]

 

[melig]

Prototype:
*SSSHHHHHHLLORPP* *scream* "It was him!"

 

[Lordmarkus]

WarCraft:
Ni sitter där i Ventrilo och spelar DotA

SHUUUUUN!!!!

 

[Doktor Merkwurdigliebe]

Left 4 Dead:
A thousand expletives for your enemies, a million for your friends.

More like PEEELZ HEREEE!!1!

 

[ZombieGenesis]

Bioshock:
It's wet and it smells like gunpowder.

Fallout 3:
Go from Point A to Point B and VATS something.

Arkham Asylum:
Punch some generic thugs. Drop on some generic thugs. Dodge some generic MONSTER thugs.

Sonic 2006:
Run really fast and hit stuff constantly.

Phantom Crash:
Really long preparation stage and then...wait...this is BRILLIANT.

Siren Blood Curse:
Creepy sight jacking suspense leading to boring hack-a-zombie.

Resident Evil 5:
Resident Evil 4 chose a really bad holiday destination.

Fable II:
Ambitious concept > Tacky, Linear production > ??? > Profit!!!

 

[Deleted]

Pokemon: Tran your starter and maybe some other pokemon.

Halo: Teabagging interrupted with some shooting.

Left 4 dead: heal yourself while your teammates fight zombies.

 

[mechanixis]

Mass Effect:
"Save the universe, but more importantly, have sex with a Cthulhu-smurf."

Fallout 3:
"Hit dudes with a sledgehammer in slow motion, forever."

Mario Party series:
"A method of randomly selecting a winner from among your friends that takes an hour and a half."

StarCraft:
"Online heart attack simulator."

 

[TsunamiWombat]

Batman: Arkham Asylum
Be the goddamned Batman.

Bioshock
FPS + Mindfuck = Rapture

Left 4 Dead
Don't alert the hoarde. Share health. Crouch on point. Watch it with the goddamn Shotgun.

Borderlands
Repetetive. Lots of guns. Soul devouring. Epic Loot.

Brutal Legend
Bad game. Great experiance. Jack Black. MEEETAALLLL!

 

[axelspitfire]

Guitar Hero:
Because i can't be bothered to learn to play a real guitar!

Rock Band:
Same for drums, and the bass... But i can SING!!!

 

[Captain Pancake]

Mass Effect:

Same fun as KotOR, half the time consumption.

 

[Nieroshai]

Metal Gear series
Tactical Hide-and-Seek Feature Film Action

 

[Ranooth]

Borderlands:
Need.more.guns!!

 

[Dusquad]

Katamari series
Role shit up to please your father who will probably mess it up and yell at you anyway.

 

[Nieroshai]

WoW: zOMG!!1 L00TZ!!!
Borderlands: zOMFG MOAR LOOTZ LESS GRINDING!1!

 

[Shycte]

Grand Theft Auto IV:

Not the be used as a immigration gudie

 

[GrinningManiac]

Evil Genius

Because who the hell didn't want to be the villain?

 

[Valkyros]

WoW
stand in the fire and become popular!

Fable 2:
sandbox game without sandbox

Oblivion
sound max + bass max + fireball = scared parents and blown boxes

Morrowind
put a rock on the attack button and walk away

Sam and Max Hit the road:
funny shit is funny