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Devilpapaya said:
Any game based on a kid's movie. If you want your whiny brat to leave you alone while you're shopping at Walmart, discipline that punk; buying him shit only encourages him. He won't even play the damn thing for more than a day before he gets bored or decides it sucks.
AMEN! Sing it loud and clear for more to hear!
 

sarahvait

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bipeo said:
onechambaru bikini samurai squad.
Just take 5 seconds to analyze the name of this game.
who can possible take it seriously.
then again i guess the only thing saving it is it's name as well.
in either case it would be embarassing to buy.
Actually my roommate just bought it on the Wii. I think it's kinda fun as a mindless, hack and slash thing. There's zombies, go kill!
 

Biggy Man

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The Naruto games and the Dragon Ball z games. I can't see any reason to even consider buying them.
 

Devilpapaya

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I Also can't believe that there is a market for the 50cent games. I never figured Rap and gaming culture to mix that much. Any gamer will see that the game play and production values are shit, even if they like rap; And I just don't see hard-core rap fans playing too many video games... then again I am not into the Rap subculture so maybe I'm just talking out my ass.
 

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Biggy Man said:
The Naruto games and the Dragon Ball z games. I can't see any reason to even consider buying them.
Agreed. Licensed games *shudder*
 

Maileigh

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I've seen games based off of TV Shows like CSI and LOST... I mean seriously? How do you even play something like that? (I watch the CSI shows though but I can't imagine playing them).

The last time I was in a game store I swear there was actual DUST accumulating on some of them... it was real sad.
 

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Devilpapaya said:
I Also can't believe that there is a market for the 50cent games. I never figured Rap and gaming culture to mix that much. Any gamer will see that the game play and production values are shit, even if they like rap; And I just don't see hard-core rap fans playing too many video games... then again I am not into the Rap subculture so maybe I'm just talking out my ass.
Actually the latest 50 cent game : Blood in the sand is actually decent - it rips heavily off Gears of War and the story is awful, but the gameplay is sound.
 

Maileigh

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Bolandish said:
D_987 said:
Bolandish said:
Anything made by Disney Interactive
Wouldn't that include the Kingdom Hearts series?
I meant stuff like High School Musical and Hannah Montanna games
Ugh. I forgot about those games. Again my question... how on Earth do you play something like that? Anything Hanna Montana is just down right awful!
 

Devilpapaya

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Maileigh said:
I've seen games based off of TV Shows like CSI and LOST... I mean seriously? How do you even play something like that? (I watch the CSI shows though but I can't imagine playing them).

The last time I was in a game store I swear there was actual DUST accumulating on some of them... it was real sad.
Yea, IMHO T.V. games are in a deeper circle of hell than movie games. Other than the Simpson's rip off of Crazy Taxi, that one was entertaining to rent, never would consider buying it....
 

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Red Neck Jamboree. That game is an actual legitimate proposal to the topic. Most of you are just saying bad games, not games people dont buy. Sport games sell like mad but mostly to macho meatheads who I do not consider real games. I went to Gamestop today with my brother and we started looking at all the oddball Wii games, and what I said is a real game. its a "red-neck' styled party game. People will buy sport games, and even bad kid games, but most of them are not bought by gamers, real ones, but by the ignorant. Honestly though, I dont mind casual games, I just wish they were still respectable. Grey's Anatomy, the video game. Work out videos. All as Wii games. Really anything with "the (video) game" should just not be made.