genericusername64 said:
klipton said:
-Little Mother Fucking Lamplight
You've never seen
Logan's Run?
Children of the Corn?
Lord of the Flies?
Makes perfect sense to me.
Games that (have elements that) make no sense to me:
The Getaway
Been shot? Beaten with a bat? Crashed your car? Ruptured spleen, perchance? Here; rest against a wall. Not only will all your injuries be cured, the effect of leaning slightly off-centre also removes all bloodstains from your pristine white shirt!
Space Giraffe
I have played this game for jexactly 45 minutes, and I'm still not sure what the hell just happened?
Pushover!
Why do we need an ant to topple the first domino? Won't a finger do?
Grand Theft Auto
Jimmy wants you to give the guy the suitcase of money, but you get extra points for killing him within ten seconds and taking the money back? Why not just kill him first, and save yourself several minutes of driving round town robbing banks
Halo: Combat Evolved
"Okay, guys; I have a great idea! I'mma just say three words to you, and I wanna know what you think, k? MASSIVE. SPACE. RING."
Anyway, the chums who designed the Pillar of Autumn must have had a field day when designing the reactors. "Basically, we need the only exit to the reactor core to be like a giant rollercoaster."
"Sir?"
"That way, if they ever get blown Death-Star style, then whoever does it can make a dramatic escape on a 4x4 vehicle!"
"Genius."
Infinity Blade
So, basically, they... what? Genetically engineer warriors to attempt to kill the god dude every nineteen years? It must be awful hard recruiting eleven henchmen every coupla decades knowing that they'll just be slaughtered by a vengeance-seeking, artificially-created armour-clad super-being. Also, do they never decorate this crumbling castle? One-hundred-and-forty years later, and they *still* have the same awful floor tiles.