WOW - no, not that silly mmorpg,
wow as in you guys have not mentioned >> SERIOUS SAM :
- best fps ever.
- put down your oversized controllers (aka vibrating d*ldos),
buy a computer (the only thing to play an fps on),
get serious sam
the end.
Others:
Command and Conquer (generals and 3)
- you dont know what an artillery strike looks like mr COD4 pansy!
- lines up mobile nuclear armed tanks ... fire!
Condemned
- egad!!
DevilMayCry 123 & Ninja Gaiden
- god of war is for girls who dont know what a real combo looks like
(see the japanese doing it right : DMC 123 or NG)
Dungeon Keeper
- 1 for the voice intros to each level
- 2 the game play
- 3 for the voice over when you turn an area/ town red
- 4 for the minion with the scythe and the mistress
- 5 for the latin spells
Hitman
- solid snake and sam fisher are p*ssies in the shadow of 47
Jedi Knight series
- Jedi Knight Dark Forces, Dark Forces 2, Mysteries of the sith, Academy, Outcast
- once youve played the above kotor 1 & 2 will just feel weak.
- (for all of you quoting unleashed I oughta kick you in the nuts)
Max Payne 1
- bullet time diving pill popping pioneer, God bless you Max
- leaps into room full of bad guys in bullet time kills two with dual pistols,
still floating swivels and shotguns the gun behind the door in the face!
Painkiller
- egad!!
Punisher
- egad!!
Quake 3 Arena
- the space platform level with rail guns
(you wont know why unless you play it.)
Spartan Total Warrior:
- hell motherf**king yes! with the boner inspiring Swords of athena.
Samurai western
- I can deflect your bullets and skewer you with my blade and your own bullet.
- if thats not good enough watch as i do this in gore time (excessive blood + bullet time)
Spiderman 1 (hear me out):
once you do the stupid missions
you get to do some pretty darned good swinging around the city
Those nifty challenges that have you racing around the place are also quite badass...
I'm sorry.
THPS 2 & 3:
Clearly no one here skates
The Warriors:
gangs and lynching mobs, nuff said.
if they did this for a football game (no not that football, the one you call soccer) it would be awesome.
COMPLETELY NOT BADASS:
inFamous - wannabe jedi.
prototype - erm hes got aids and hes emo.
pokemon - [slap] ... you shut your filthy mouth!
force unleashed - hunch back monkey jumping wannabe jedi - Kyle Katarn Rules.
pokemon - [slap] ... die!!!