No, he's suppose to be the bad guy, actually he's suppose to be the Tony Montana version of Greek Mythology...;pThe Eggplant said:
Games that you thought sucked as opposed to everyone else.
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first oblivion too big and got lost too fast for me
call of duty ill buy them then keep them just to collect dust
and legend of zelda orcarina of time, i could not figure out where the light temple was so i got angry but i loves the wind waker
call of duty ill buy them then keep them just to collect dust
and legend of zelda orcarina of time, i could not figure out where the light temple was so i got angry but i loves the wind waker
Halo 3! 
Okay. Oblivion has got to be the one for me. All the seemingly spotless top layer on display makes the game look good, but all I can find under that first glance at graphics and the first 30 minutes of gameplay is total sludge. Awkward movement, seriously annoying combat, unintuitive and flowbreaking item screens, terrible character relations, unconvincing world, and easily broken gameplay all do it for me. It's the kind of game I have the sudden urge to play, do so for 15 minutes, then wonder why I bought it in the first place.
Okay. Oblivion has got to be the one for me. All the seemingly spotless top layer on display makes the game look good, but all I can find under that first glance at graphics and the first 30 minutes of gameplay is total sludge. Awkward movement, seriously annoying combat, unintuitive and flowbreaking item screens, terrible character relations, unconvincing world, and easily broken gameplay all do it for me. It's the kind of game I have the sudden urge to play, do so for 15 minutes, then wonder why I bought it in the first place.
The entire Metal Gear series. It's one of those games I never enjoyed a single second of or found at all engaging through the entire adventure. I forced myself through the entirety of MGS, and it was just a bland boring experience with bad control bad camera and bad stealth. Tenchu was the fun stealth game of the time. It was the Saints Row 2 to MGS's GTA4 aproach to gameplay. And the story and conversations were so dumb I thought I was watching a teenie bopper angst ridden chick flick. Awful!
Grand Theft Auto 4 is the worst piece of crap ever taken on a next gen system. It took everything people loved from its 3 predecessors and kicked them over to Saints Row 2 (the true GTA sequel), who quickly took each of GTA's best features from the previous 3 games and upgraded them +11. GTA 4 is this super realistic smear of brown, bloom, and black shadows, coupled with generic retread, no soul, bad driving physics, and a city that's not fun to explore and has nothing to do. LAME!
Bioshock was pure mediocrity coupled with nice visuals. I'm sorry, but no matter how good the visuals, a lack of substance is a deal breaker. That's why the Silent Hill series from 1-3 can be forgiven for being terrible in so many areas. It makes up for it with mood, thought provoking material, and flawed but fridge-brilliant story lines. Bioshock was just dull as all hell. Maybe if you are a die hard steampunk noir fan this might work for you, but for me, it was just another overly nostalgic nod for a period that was crap coupled with the most medicore FPS action ever made. Fallout 3 is forgiven for being a bucket of awesome in the gameplay and substance department.
Resident Evil 5. Wow. RE4 was a perfect reinvention. It was a game that remebered games can be fun and look good. RE5 took everything RE4 did, and made it bad. It then took all of RE4's big WOW moments, and rehashed them so you get to see it again, but in diminished capaicty. Even if the rehash was better than the original, which they aren't, they'd have no wow/shock value, because it's been done already. Being worse than RE4, only made a game full of been there done that moments with bad controls, bad inventory management, and so terrible it's unbearable story-line. Plus, the monsters of RE4 only worked as a 1-shot enemy type. RE5 should have married RE5's parasites with RE1 remake's zombies for the perfect nightmare creature. Instead, it was just more of RE4's too easy to kill, non scary human peasant enemies and then the monsters were bleh in design. Yeah, lickers are cool, but not when they are just enemy tanks who absorb a lot of damage but are functionally retarded. The regenerators of RE4 were brilliant designed tanks and used sparingly so they gave the game some horror. Terribel game. By the time I reached the final boss with Wesker and realized I still can't get a grasp of the controls and would have to redo the entire game just to have ammo to deal with him, I said f@#$ it and pawned the game for a new pair of sandals. Terrible game. When a game sucks so bad you can't endure a replay, you know you f-ed up on the game design. RE5 essentially took a dying series in desperate need of a change right back in the same position after it had just broken free of its old shackles.
Grand Theft Auto 4 is the worst piece of crap ever taken on a next gen system. It took everything people loved from its 3 predecessors and kicked them over to Saints Row 2 (the true GTA sequel), who quickly took each of GTA's best features from the previous 3 games and upgraded them +11. GTA 4 is this super realistic smear of brown, bloom, and black shadows, coupled with generic retread, no soul, bad driving physics, and a city that's not fun to explore and has nothing to do. LAME!
Bioshock was pure mediocrity coupled with nice visuals. I'm sorry, but no matter how good the visuals, a lack of substance is a deal breaker. That's why the Silent Hill series from 1-3 can be forgiven for being terrible in so many areas. It makes up for it with mood, thought provoking material, and flawed but fridge-brilliant story lines. Bioshock was just dull as all hell. Maybe if you are a die hard steampunk noir fan this might work for you, but for me, it was just another overly nostalgic nod for a period that was crap coupled with the most medicore FPS action ever made. Fallout 3 is forgiven for being a bucket of awesome in the gameplay and substance department.
Resident Evil 5. Wow. RE4 was a perfect reinvention. It was a game that remebered games can be fun and look good. RE5 took everything RE4 did, and made it bad. It then took all of RE4's big WOW moments, and rehashed them so you get to see it again, but in diminished capaicty. Even if the rehash was better than the original, which they aren't, they'd have no wow/shock value, because it's been done already. Being worse than RE4, only made a game full of been there done that moments with bad controls, bad inventory management, and so terrible it's unbearable story-line. Plus, the monsters of RE4 only worked as a 1-shot enemy type. RE5 should have married RE5's parasites with RE1 remake's zombies for the perfect nightmare creature. Instead, it was just more of RE4's too easy to kill, non scary human peasant enemies and then the monsters were bleh in design. Yeah, lickers are cool, but not when they are just enemy tanks who absorb a lot of damage but are functionally retarded. The regenerators of RE4 were brilliant designed tanks and used sparingly so they gave the game some horror. Terribel game. By the time I reached the final boss with Wesker and realized I still can't get a grasp of the controls and would have to redo the entire game just to have ammo to deal with him, I said f@#$ it and pawned the game for a new pair of sandals. Terrible game. When a game sucks so bad you can't endure a replay, you know you f-ed up on the game design. RE5 essentially took a dying series in desperate need of a change right back in the same position after it had just broken free of its old shackles.
Gears of War (Oh boy, a Mass Effect without the interesting story.)
Mass Effect (Anyone willing to play through more than once is insane.)
Modern Warfare 2 (Quit trying to improve the "cinematic" experience IW, it's not working.)
Final Fantasy (Weapons have little variety, just +1 better stats than the last.)
Halo 3: ODST (Dialogue was ridiculous, generic characters. Bungie announced all maps would be free with it after I buy them.)
Fallout 3 (Try sneaking up on a super mutant and killing him with your fists. It's near impossible, thanks to the imbalanced skills and useless perks. Glitchy as hell.)
That's all I can think of.
EDIT: Resident Evil 4 (Ashley does NOTHING to help you, quick-time events around every goddamn corner [Try getting through a cutscene without that controller in your hand.])
God of War (Hack 'n' slashers never appealed to me in the first place, it's the same damn thing every game.)
Army of Two (Whoopee, another duck 'n' cover game. Nice originality...)
Dark Sector ( RE 4 + Duck 'n' Cover =)
Mass Effect (Anyone willing to play through more than once is insane.)
Modern Warfare 2 (Quit trying to improve the "cinematic" experience IW, it's not working.)
Final Fantasy (Weapons have little variety, just +1 better stats than the last.)
Halo 3: ODST (Dialogue was ridiculous, generic characters. Bungie announced all maps would be free with it after I buy them.)
Fallout 3 (Try sneaking up on a super mutant and killing him with your fists. It's near impossible, thanks to the imbalanced skills and useless perks. Glitchy as hell.)
That's all I can think of.
EDIT: Resident Evil 4 (Ashley does NOTHING to help you, quick-time events around every goddamn corner [Try getting through a cutscene without that controller in your hand.])
God of War (Hack 'n' slashers never appealed to me in the first place, it's the same damn thing every game.)
Army of Two (Whoopee, another duck 'n' cover game. Nice originality...)
Dark Sector ( RE 4 + Duck 'n' Cover =
)
The entire Elder Scrolls series. Yes, Oblivion was no fun, but frankly I thought Morrowind was even worse. The earlier ones I haven't tried because I obviously wouldn't enjoy them.
I could never really get into Half-Life either, and Ocarina of Time is absolutely my least favorite Zelda game out of the entire series. Except maybe Majora's Mask. Dear god that game was awful.
I could never really get into Half-Life either, and Ocarina of Time is absolutely my least favorite Zelda game out of the entire series. Except maybe Majora's Mask. Dear god that game was awful.
I never really got any Halo, all of them were just so "meh" for me.
Same for COD as well.
Starcraft, WOW....heck, anything Blizzard actually, and that's not bias, I mean I'm not a fan of how ever MMO is either a WOW clone, or struggling not to be, but I don't have anything against Blizzard. Never really got hyped about any of their games though.
Same for COD as well.
Starcraft, WOW....heck, anything Blizzard actually, and that's not bias, I mean I'm not a fan of how ever MMO is either a WOW clone, or struggling not to be, but I don't have anything against Blizzard. Never really got hyped about any of their games though.
Bioshock 2 was major failure to me after the first one. That's probably only though because it was just like the first one. And I played that one 3 times through so yeah.
And friggin' Prince of Persia 2008 (reboot?). It looked very, very nice. But when I figured out that I need to listen prince's darn annoying voice I started to get annoyed. Then I thought: "What the heck, JUMP IN TO YOUR DEATH MUHAAHAHAHAHAHA YES SCREAAAAAA..." and then the girl saves you. "Really? I can't even kill the damn annoying...*sob* *cry*". But the last straw to do it for me was that you needed to get those orbs after defeating area. I got nothing personal against backtracking, you do that constantly in many RPGs and in newer super marios you visit the places again and again. But the catch is that those change a bit and that's usually to harder and more interesting. Prince of Persia 2008 changed to F*UCKING EASIER as if the game already wasn't easy enough and so it became just plain BORING. Never ever will I touch that game.
And yes I liked Prince of Persia Sands of Time.
And friggin' Prince of Persia 2008 (reboot?). It looked very, very nice. But when I figured out that I need to listen prince's darn annoying voice I started to get annoyed. Then I thought: "What the heck, JUMP IN TO YOUR DEATH MUHAAHAHAHAHAHA YES SCREAAAAAA..." and then the girl saves you. "Really? I can't even kill the damn annoying...*sob* *cry*". But the last straw to do it for me was that you needed to get those orbs after defeating area. I got nothing personal against backtracking, you do that constantly in many RPGs and in newer super marios you visit the places again and again. But the catch is that those change a bit and that's usually to harder and more interesting. Prince of Persia 2008 changed to F*UCKING EASIER as if the game already wasn't easy enough and so it became just plain BORING. Never ever will I touch that game.
And yes I liked Prince of Persia Sands of Time.
You didnt like Portal? BLASPHEMY!Aura Guardian said:
Anyways I can't stand any of the FF games or World of Warcraft
Mario PlatformersObsessiveSketch said:
Capcom Vs (esp Tatsunoko vs Capcom)
Muramasa
Final Fantasy 6
The Legend of Zelda Series
Final Fantasy Crystal chronicles
Halo 1,2,3
Perfect Dark
Goldeneye
The Conduit
Pokemon Battle Revolution
Red Steel 2
Monster Hunter Tri
Metroid series
Metroid Prime 1,2,3
Forza Motorsport 1,2,3
Mariokart
Mario Golf
Mario Tennis
Planet Puzzle League
Warioware
Advance Wars series
Fire Emblem series
Golden Sun
Phantasy Star Online Epi I&II
Gears of War 1 and 2
Enchanted Arms
Virtua Fighter
Battle Fantasia
Blazblue
Guilty Gear
Pokemon Diamond,Platnium,Heartgold
Luigi's Mansion
Pokemon Coliseum
Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness
Space Invaders Extr3me
Castlevania series
Kirby series
Yoshi Island
Star Fox series
Earthbound
Warioworld
Ikaruga
Sin and Punishment
Strongbad's Cool Game For Attractive People
Viva Pinata
Mostly Nintendo stuff I love
Fallout 3
Modern Warfare 2
Splinter Cell (all of 'em)
Super Mario Galaxy
Gears of War
The Indian Jones Atlantis adventure game (don't remember the exact title, but it bored me to death)
Secret of Monkey Island
Castle Crashers
Sims (the entire series)
Dead Space (felt underwhelmed, Yahtzee reflects my view on the scares, the rest of the game was kind of ok)
WoW
Modern Warfare 2
Splinter Cell (all of 'em)
Super Mario Galaxy
Gears of War
The Indian Jones Atlantis adventure game (don't remember the exact title, but it bored me to death)
Secret of Monkey Island
Castle Crashers
Sims (the entire series)
Dead Space (felt underwhelmed, Yahtzee reflects my view on the scares, the rest of the game was kind of ok)
WoW
