Games, three words.

[Soothsayers]

Half Life 2: God Damn Striders
Rez: ohh pretty colors
Team Fortress 2: Heavys are Cheap
Guitar Hero 3: Rock out Loud

 

[snuffler]

Diablo 2 ~ Still the Best

this

Portal - Whats The Hype

TF2 - Spy Check *LOL*

Starcraft - Nuclear Launch Detected
Starcraft - Nuclear Launch Detected
Starcraft - Nuclear Launch Detected
Starcraft - Nuclear Launch Detected
Starcraft - Nuclear Launch Detected
Starcraft - Nuclear Launch Detected
Starcraft - Nuclear Launch Detected
Starcraft - Nuclear Launch Detected

 

[faipdeooiad]

Metal Gear Solid
Over Hyped Cack

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Halo - a pretty twin
halo 2 - prettier identical twin
halo 3 - prettiest identical twin

Zelda, twilight Princess - thanks, Mrs. Obvious!

 

[AlexHarman]

Dead Rising
Idiots In Jeep

 

[kelmanski]

Army of TWO. - Totally Wasted Opportunity
Kane & Lynch - Sloppy ass controls
Alone in the Dark - Gun + Fire = WIN!
Incredible Hulk- Smash Fucking Everything!!!
CoD4 - R P G (You know how I roll)
Condemned 2 - Run, A BEAR!!!
Rock Band - Singing + Bass = ARSE!!! :S

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Resident Evil - Shuffling, moaning targets.
COD4 - Oh crap! Martyrdom!
Fifa 2008 - Fifa 2007, again.

 

[AlexHarman]

WWE Smackdown Versus Raw 2008
SIX ONE NINE!

Half Life Series
Truly Epic Story

 

[Soothsayers]

Halo 3: People like this?
Halo 2: Worst ending ever
Halo: Flood = Headcrabs

 

[AlexHarman]

Halo 3
Campaign Too Short

Dead Rising
Kill Them All

 

[Nargleblarg]

GTA 4
Shit it's fun

Guitar Hero
Guitar in underwear

 

[mathias53]

CS:S- give.me.awp
DoD:S- get.the.flag
TF2- too.many.medics
Supreme Commander- lag.fucking.lag
Portal- im.still.alive
Eve- level.up.faster
Battlefield: Bad Company- wheres.the.gold
Assasins Creed- running.jumping.free-falling
Spore- spore.dick.monster
StarCraft- wanna.piece.o'me
StarCraft II- bout.damn.time
CoD4- mother.fucking.helicopter
Myst- what.piano.key?

 

[eggdog14]

Alyx Vance:

I'd Tap That.

 

[klarax]

Fantasy World Dizzy - Best Game Ever

Halo - Biggest Piece of...

World of Warcraft - Lost my Life

World of Warcraft - Lost my Wife

World of Warcraft - Lost my Fiends

World of Warcraft - I am Sad

Smash Brothers - In your Face!

Wii Fit - Shake that Ass

 

[Iron Mal]

The Darkness- Goth with guns
Red Faction- forget Half Life
Half Life- fire the writer
Mass Effect- Shut up already!
AVP2- long range rape (as in the facehugger)
GTA IV- outta the car!
Guitar Hero (in general)- Ow! My hand!
Finally...Duke Nukem Forever- Any time now...

 

[Hoanui]

MGS Series: Plot Confuses All.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Mass Effect: Evil answers, lol.
Viva Pinata: Bizarre but addictive.
Transformers: Shitty licensed games!
Pokémon Ruby/Sapphire: Water-type starter (Think about which one I'm referring to. You got it? Good.).

 

[LewsTherin]

WC3: allyourbasearebelongtous...pwned you

Ninja Gaiden 2: dismemberment is fun

F-Zero: going REALLY fast

RE (any): Shoulda Brought Cleric

Halo: Grenade On Face

CoD4: Flashbangs And Knives

Rayman RAving Rabbids: What The F*ck?

Runescape: Waste Of Life

Pac-Man: Eat Mo Dotz

Bards Tale: Totally Freaking Hilarious

Fire Emblem: Sword Beats Axe

Pokemon: ....But It Failed!

LoZ: OoT: SHUT UP NAVI

 

[AlexHarman]

GTA4
STOP CALLING ME!

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Zero Wing: What you say!!? or Make Your Time.
Starcraft: Build more pylons.
Mario: Jump on mushrooms.
World of Warcraft: Grinding isn't fun.