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distortedreality said:
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Probably not, and The Witcher 2's got plenty - and since it was released everywhere on the same day LA Noire was only out in the USA, I declare it the winner!
I don't know about you, but I just finished a play through of The Witcher 2 and all I saw was pubic hair. Maybe my version has a vag filter or something?
Well I'm assuming LA Noire doesn't give you a head-on view or spread any flaps, I wasn't being that specific (how many people do you know who see a women stand up naked and say, "look at her pubic region!"?) although there is a bit with Triss late in the game.
 

mireko

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P3P surprised me. I was unfamiliar with MegaTen before that, so I didn't realize it had so many sexy demons. And also monsters who look like giant cocks.

That's probably why it got an M in the US and a 12 here in Europe (wow).

Mallefunction said:
I don't mind nudity, but it needs to make sense in the context of the game and shouldn't be shoe horned in for shits and giggles (Bayonetta).
I think the almost-nudity in Bayonetta made sense in context.

You must have noticed that it wasn't trying to be a serious or straight-faced game at all.
 

Mallefunction

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mireko said:
P3P surprised me. I was unfamiliar with MegaTen before that, so I didn't realize it had so many sexy demons. And also monsters who look like giant cocks.

That's probably why it got an M in the US and a 12 here in Europe (wow).

Mallefunction said:
I don't mind nudity, but it needs to make sense in the context of the game and shouldn't be shoe horned in for shits and giggles (Bayonetta).
I think the almost-nudity in Bayonetta made sense in context.

You must have noticed that it wasn't trying to be a serious or straight-faced game at all.
I know that it wasn't trying to be serious, but I still found it to be out of place in the story that was presented. Context is not merely just the tone that the game sets. It's the story and characters, etc.
 

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That Mo Guy said:
As I recall, the demo for Dante's Inferno alone had more boobs than just about any full game I've played. I can't say I'm surprised the full game had so much, but I'd have thought that putting all that out there in the free demo might have been a bad idea.

Not complaining, though.
That's because one of the bosses was a giant pair of tits with a mouth, or some such shit. I mean seriously, that trumps all. "LOL this game has like 50 topless women in it, that's way more boob that Dante's Inferno!"

"No, child. No, it isn't..."

Erm... Mafia 2? You could collect porn mags?
 

Luthir Fontaine

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We have a wierd culture in the terms of video game sex. Were ok settin people on fire and watching them burn alive but have people have sex and our media goes ape shit. Very wierd
 

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Mallefunction said:
Alucard788 said:
I find it sad that many games lack male nudity. I mean if we were to take games, and movies from an alien perspective they'd think that females have proper parts and the men have no parts. Leading them to believe that we breed in odd ways.

It's funny and sad that modern men are so ashamed of there own bodies. Nudity in games should be equal,(in context),and not always portrayed in a sexual way. The male body is nothing to be ashamed of.

*sigh*...but there I go...dreaming again....
THANK YOU! Honestly, when I saw WATCHMEN, I remember people being more freaked out over seeing John's body than all the bloody gore nor the sex scene that occurred later on. I'm a woman, but I never understood this shyness.
 

Alucard788

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Mallefunction said:
Alucard788 said:
I find it sad that many games lack male nudity. I mean if we were to take games, and movies from an alien perspective they'd think that females have proper parts and the men have no parts. Leading them to believe that we breed in odd ways.

It's funny and sad that modern men are so ashamed of there own bodies. Nudity in games should be equal,(in context),and not always portrayed in a sexual way. The male body is nothing to be ashamed of.

*sigh*...but there I go...dreaming again....
THANK YOU! Honestly, when I saw WATCHMEN, I remember people being more freaked out over seeing John's body than all the bloody gore nor the sex scene that occurred later on. I'm a woman, but I never understood this shyness.
I'm a male (gay mind you but thats beside the point) and I find it to be a mix of shyness and fear. it really is sad how many men do not respect, and love their bodies as much as women do. This also carried over into modern culture. Like I said if aliens saw most (mostly north american) movies and games they'd think men were lacking anything at all....with rare exception.

I shrugged when I saw John's body...to me it's just natural...I mean it's not like he had a squid down there or something.

It's just so sad to see women be constantly exposed, for the benefit of men, and no exposure of men for the benefit of women (and us gay fellas). On a base level I find it very unfair.
 
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I'm going to fall back on my old staple of why there are no nude people in games.

America makes a lot of games, America hates nudity with a passion.

Not America as a whole, or even a majority, but America's 'Moral Majority' would throw a fit if a woman so much as expressed an interest in sex beyond that of pro-creatory processes. However, the Moral Majority are completely okay with blowing away thousands, as long as they are dirty foreign types who need to be returned to whatever Commie Hell they spawned from.

Think I'm exaggerating?

R Rating in America means Under 17s must be accompanied by parents, but in practice (so I'm told) means that a lot of people younger than 17 can go and see a movie or buy it without much hassle.

Kill Bill in America is rated R, that means that some pretty damn young people could see it if they so chose.

Kill Bill in England is rated 18, that means that no one under 18 can watch the movie legally.

However, if Kill Bill were to show even one solitary nipple in its entire run-time, I have no doubt that it would have been rated at M, or NC-17 or whatever you call it, in America.

Alright I'll stop being silly for a moment. Howevr my point is mainly correct. When the Briths or European boards of film and game classification look at a game they are mainly concerned with violent or mature content, and nakedness is not necessarily mature content. Sexuality is mature content, depending on the setting and use, but nudity is not necessarily. However, America's various classifcations are based more around the sexual content than the violence. Some extremely violent films, games and tv shows in America get relatively low ratings because they feature no nudity or sexual conduct, thus the best way to get a low rating in America is to just ignore the issue of nudity. However in Britain and Europe and indeed the rest of the world we care more about violence than we do about nudity.
 

ABLb0y

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LA Noire has so many dead, naked women, it's starting to get ridiculous. and frankly, rather disturbing.
 

Amondren

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The saboteur. What REALLY surprised me was the Full nude DLC >__> god so immature.
 

distortedreality

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Kalezian said:
Strange though that every homicide case I've done in L.A. Noire has had a nude female victim every time.
That's because us Aussies like two things - naked dead women and alcohol. One generally leads to the other, in either direction.
 

Jakub324

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Nudity in games? I can begin to see the controversy there, but swearing in games? My sister walked in on me playing MW2, you know the end where Shepard says "...the world just fuckin' watched" and she gasped. If it was a ilm, she wouldn't have even turned around, and no, that wasn't very on topic.
 

Mallefunction

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Alucard788 said:
Mallefunction said:
Alucard788 said:
I find it sad that many games lack male nudity. I mean if we were to take games, and movies from an alien perspective they'd think that females have proper parts and the men have no parts. Leading them to believe that we breed in odd ways.

It's funny and sad that modern men are so ashamed of there own bodies. Nudity in games should be equal,(in context),and not always portrayed in a sexual way. The male body is nothing to be ashamed of.

*sigh*...but there I go...dreaming again....
THANK YOU! Honestly, when I saw WATCHMEN, I remember people being more freaked out over seeing John's body than all the bloody gore nor the sex scene that occurred later on. I'm a woman, but I never understood this shyness.
I'm a male (gay mind you but thats beside the point) and I find it to be a mix of shyness and fear. it really is sad how many men do not respect, and love their bodies as much as women do. This also carried over into modern culture. Like I said if aliens saw most (mostly north american) movies and games they'd think men were lacking anything at all....with rare exception.

I shrugged when I saw John's body...to me it's just natural...I mean it's not like he had a squid down there or something.

It's just so sad to see women be constantly exposed, for the benefit of men, and no exposure of men for the benefit of women (and us gay fellas). On a base level I find it very unfair.
It is kind of ironic, considering that women were forbidden from being sculpted or painted nude (unless it was the physical representation of a goddess) back in the day. Only men were allowed to be depicted nude.

It's also kind of insulting because it implies that nudity can only be seen as sexual and not mean anything outside of physical gratification. Not to say that I can't appreciate a nice body, but still. When I see nudity, my first thought is how this relates to the character or what message the creator is trying to convey by literally baring their character.
 

Alucard788

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I sometimes hear the argument 'I don't wanna see another guys thing in a video game! That would be gross!'

Well I can't imagine, that straight females players, appreciate having T,A and V shoved in their faces all the time. (and I don't care much for it either >_<)

I kinda hope that games eventually evolve past the normal 'demographic' that they consistently pander to. If games are art... than we should allow more forms of art to be portrayed.

Hmm...thinking about this I realized that some might label me a 'pervert' for wanting to see more male parts in games...but if I was a another kind of fella asking for more boobes...that would be just fine.

Interesting times that we live in....
 

Alucard788

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Mallefunction said:
It is kind of ironic, considering that women were forbidden from being sculpted or painted nude (unless it was the physical representation of a goddess) back in the day. Only men were allowed to be depicted nude.

It's also kind of insulting because it implies that nudity can only be seen as sexual and not mean anything outside of physical gratification. Not to say that I can't appreciate a nice body, but still. When I see nudity, my first thought is how this relates to the character or what message the creator is trying to convey by literally baring their character.
It is...and I wonder sometimes how this switch got turned off. it almost seems like we were more sexually 'free' in the very primitive times...and in a way men were more free as well. Able to be proud of there bodies and have no fear of being nude.

Makes ya wonder what happened.
 

evilstonermonkey

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Alucard788 said:
I'm a male (gay mind you but thats beside the point) and I find it to be a mix of shyness and fear. it really is sad how many men do not respect, and love their bodies as much as women do. This also carried over into modern culture. Like I said if aliens saw most (mostly north american) movies and games they'd think men were lacking anything at all....with rare exception.

I shrugged when I saw John's body...to me it's just natural... I mean it's not like he had a squid down there or something.

It's just so sad to see women be constantly exposed, for the benefit of men, and no exposure of men for the benefit of women (and us gay fellas). On a base level I find it very unfair.
A squid you say, I say chortlingly as I head to google image search. I shall find an amusing picture where some cad has replaced John's genitalia with the face of one Squidward Tentacles, and much joy and merriment shall be had.

Five minutes later and the only result is that I can now never let anyone see my google image search history.
 

DJ_DEnM

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MGS2 i believe? Ive never played an MGS but Raiden is naked in one (i believe)?