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Too Human: Sci-fi action RPG set in a futuristic imagining of Norse mythology? That sounds totally amazing. But everything about it that could possibly fail did.

Fable 2 (and beyond): Totally loved the first and the future looked great. The lore was cool, the visual style was brilliant and the story and characters were compelling. Then they just lost all direction and destroyed everything that was good about the first game and replaced it with crap. Dogs, crumb trail instead of a map, crappy controls, crappy graphics, non-existent story, dull and un-likeable characters, dumbed down gameplay and the destruction of the lore from the first game. Screw you Lionhead.

Need For Speed Undercover: A spiritual successor to NFS MW with some cool new features like improved car customisation, highway duel races and online free roam "cops and robbers" multiplayer mode! But yet again the opportunity was squandered. They tried to do far too much in the short time they had to make the game. They ditched their decent physics engine which they had been perfecting for many years in favour of a sloppy piece of broken crap; the visual style was dull, brown, washed out and grainy with an awful resolution; the frame rate was offensively low; and the online modes were horribly laggy and that cops and robbers mode only took place on tiny sections of the full map. But the biggest problem was the crappy physics. Even if everything else was perfect that would have ruined everything else and made it completely un-enjoyable.

Red Steel: Really cool story line and setting. The combination of gunplay and sword fights was really cool. But the controls ruined everything. The game was just impossible because of those. Everything else about the game was pretty cool, I thought. I was very disappointed that with the sequel they decided to totally ditch the direction of the first. Didn't care at all about what they had created in the second game, I just wanted to see them fulfil the potential of the first.
 

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Skyrim. Yeah, I know I will get shouted down (no pun intended) for this but what a borefest. This game lacks motivation, I am playing to get the next perk and that just doesn't do it for me as I think the replacement of attributes with perks was a bad decision. Dragons are the Oblivion gates of Skyrim, they are an annoyance. Of course, I wasn't excited pre launch like alot of other people who were so excited because the game had DRAGONS. Really people? Alot of games have had dragons dating back to the NES. I am sure there were plenty of games with dragons before that but I don't remember any. I saw no reason to be excited about dragons in a video game and the more it got hyped, the more it felt like a gimmick. Then it released and most people agreed that the dragons weren't all that great and even annoying.

No attributes, the quests are the same ol same ol and journal is actually worse this time. I have tried time and time again to get into this game but I just can't. Oblivion (I just TCL through the OB Gates) though, I can get into.

I still hold out hope that one day I will finally "get it" and be able to enjoy this $95 purchase. I bought the CE Guide too.

Also, Skyward Sword. What the hell was Nintendo thinking? The controls suck and they are not as accurate as a normal controller (even Twilight Princess Wii was more accurate because waggle was the only motion control, the game wouldn't get confused as easily), compare the controls of OoT 3DS with the controls in SS and it's embarrassing. Trying to control the bird is ridiculous, compare controlling Epona (even in TP Wii) to the damn bird.

Choose a graphic style Nintendo, don't throw TP and WW into a mixing bowl because these graphics are fugly. It's not just the style either, the Wii's weaknesses really come through on an HDTV. Surely they could have used a different graphic style to get rid of the jaggies? Wind Waker didn't have jaggies and even when you blow it up on an HDTV (with a Wii using component cables) the jaggies aren't that obvious. A game made for the Wii late in it's life cycle should look much much better than a game made for the Gamecube early in it's life cycle.

What's up with not being able to speed the boring ass text along? SS feels like such a LEAP backwards. I can't believe reviewers gave it such high scores. Maybe one day it too will grow on me, but I doubt it and once this gen is over and the Wii is put into storage, this game's control scheme will keep it in storage. Unlike past Zelda games which always stay on the shelf, this one probably won't.
 

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I liked the idea but it felt kind of dated in terms of graphics. While the graphics weren`t important i hoped for a better fighting system. It was fun but it could`ve been much much beter.

Saints row 3
I hate the new direction and i`m a big fan of the second.

Someone mentioned Tenchu
i played the last entry on the 360. It was shitty and looked like a bad HDport of an early ps2 game. Hopefully someday they get it right (a modern version of the second would be great).
 

Rai^3

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Forgot the first Fable. Combat was clunky, and the game maps were claustrophobic.

Blood Omen 2. I'm a Legacy of Kain fanboy (pretty sure I'm the only one left ;_;), so imagine my displeasure at seeing a Kain without depth. Pffffft.

Angry Juju said:
neonsword13-ops said:
Deus Ex: Human Revolution

Improve the gunplay and take away the terrible boss battles and "Use energy cell to do sneak attack" concept, and you would have a awesome game.
Well with HR i can kind of justify the energy cells for sneak attacks as it seems to be there for balance.
I disagree entirely. Multiple energy cells allow you to spam takedowns, while having only one limits you to an aggravating delay. It breaks the system either way.
 

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bannanaky said:
i really wanted Final Fantasy 12 to be good
I've never played that one other than the demo. I would still change the 12 to a 10 and, 13 though. I wanted to like 13 but Grand Pulse didn't help me at all. I wanted to like 10 and thought it was alright but the fucking Blitzball was my 10ft concrete wall that I just couldn't get through. Honestly I'd like to see a new numerical Final Fantasy that plays like Dragon Quest VIII (medieval settings and, non-human player-characters/party characters included).

3D Dot-Game Heroes and, Hakuna Matata (Afrika). I wanted to like those games but they just did nothing for me.
 

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Duke Nukem Forever, that game looked like it was going to be so, so, SO awesome, but then it was released. I was so foolish.

EDIT: Oh and Sonic '06. That game could of been so much more, it had everything set to be Sonic Adventure 3 in everything but name, but then it turned out so badly :(
 

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Brutal Legend: the demo was great... and then the game came out

Tomb Raider Underworld: controls, graphics, story all sub par
 

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Just Cause 2, How can an open world game be so bland...

Needed: Longer story, better voice acting, more mission variety, more enemy variety, better locations (alot of good ones but nothing to do there).
 

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I wish Bioshock 2 would have been better than it was, I liked some of the improvements especially the hacking system but the story was really lackluster.
 

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bannanaky said:
Shoggoth2588 said:
bannanaky said:
i really wanted Final Fantasy 12 to be good
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i can understand the dislike of FF13. but i found 10 actually rather charming, however i do share your dislike of blitzball. but at least they didnt force you to play it (aside from the once) i never understood why people don't like 10
I liked what I played of 10 but like I said; I couldn't get past that one Blitzball part...with the help of a FAQ. I plan on trying again once I get another copy of 10 since I like to consider it the good version of 13 (based on the mostly human cast and, leveling system)
 

evilneko

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Duke Nukem Forever. Mass Effect 3 (and wish 2 was better, though I guess it was "good" at least). Stronghold Crusader Extreme. Bioshock 2. Doom 3. Diablo 2. Oblivion. Space Empires 5. Hmm, seeing a pattern here... Starfury. Oh wait, nevermind...
 

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Dark Void. I love the idea of flying around with a jetpack, dogfighting alien saucers. It's just that almost every other aspect of the game is either boring or outright shitty. Plus, in my experience, there was a great of lag and other technical problems to contend with.

Fallout: New Vegas is also a borderline case. It's not actual "bad," as it is well-written and designed, but I literally have no more patience left to deal with its bugginess. Unless they come out with some magical patch that fixes most of the lag and freezing issues, I don't see myself playing any more of it in the future, which makes me very sad because it's my favourite RPG.
i am fairly certain they did fix most of the bugs in the game, at least on the ps3 which is the version i have.
how long was it since you played?
 

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I think Brink had a lot going for it just in the ideas department. In actuality it is just rancid.
 

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Super Mario Sunshine. While it was a technical success at over 5 million copies sold, it didn't get as well received as others in the franchise. So now Nintendo is too afraid to give us another Super Mario 64 styled game and instead gives up Super Mario Galaxy (which I love don't get me wrong.)
 

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Felix Benandex said:
SoranMBane said:
Dark Void. I love the idea of flying around with a jetpack, dogfighting alien saucers. It's just that almost every other aspect of the game is either boring or outright shitty. Plus, in my experience, there was a great of lag and other technical problems to contend with.

Fallout: New Vegas is also a borderline case. It's not actual "bad," as it is well-written and designed, but I literally have no more patience left to deal with its bugginess. Unless they come out with some magical patch that fixes most of the lag and freezing issues, I don't see myself playing any more of it in the future, which makes me very sad because it's my favourite RPG.
i am fairly certain they did fix most of the bugs in the game, at least on the ps3 which is the version i have.
how long was it since you played?
About a week ago I tried starting a new game, and froze about thirty minutes in. I've also got other, bigger saves that couldn't seem to go ten minutes without severe lag or freezing near the end of them. I have the PS3 version as well, with all the patches and DLC downloaded (last patch was 1.7, which was the one that added trophies for Lonesome Road, back in fucking September of last year). Strange thing about it is that all the other games I have of this sort (Oblivion, Fallout 3, Skyrim) work perfectly fine on my PS3, or at least work well enough that they're playable. Even the one that I was having some major problems with, Skyrim, started running like a dream once the 1.4 patch was installed. New Vegas is the only one that's this broken for me.